cu rants

Off the top of my head, this is what 2017 has brought us so far:
  • Gay
  • Weekly date nights
  • Spoiling each other with expensive gifts, them rich hoes
  • Dogbaiting galore
  • Housebaiting galore
  • Oh and kidbaiting galore
  • Gay
  • Near-death experiences that are basically their apartment trying to kick them out i.e. housebaiting from non-sentient beings galore
  • Two AP and two DINOF videos
  • Six DAPG videos (wtf????? who are these people???)
  • Dan’s disgustingly fond birthday tweet to Phil
  • Japhanbaiting
  • le Hobbit Hair
  • A lot of gay
  • Hibernation where they cuddled up and watched Planet Earth 2 in Phil’s bed together #goals
  • PHIL’S THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY
  • Dan going with Phil to see his family at the Isle of Man for his birthday even though it was specifically a family birthday #goals
  • Basically multiple confirmations that DnP are family
  • All their domestic moments that they obnoxiously tweet about all the time (we get it, okay? You two are in love, now stop making us third-wheel)
  • Weekly liveshows
  • Fond mentions of each other in said live-shows
  • “Gaykery” + the basic confirmation that they don’t go anywhere separately
  • Tweets and photos from Phil’s birthday week (their seaside walks were romantic af, fight me)
  • Did I mention gay?
  • More <3 eyes, touching and flirting
  • “Life things” and the general promise of a more chilled year i.e. focusing on their lives and YT more
  • Phangate theories being dragged by DnP themselves, who apparently find Phanti funnier than Phan (suspicious much?)
  • Dan playing piano in a liveshow and making a piano video
  • Dan basically getting Phil, among many things, a signed picture of a naked dude in a bathtub for his birthday… Hetero who?
  • Dan said he might wear a single earring??? PLEASE SENPAI
  • Photos where they either look soft/squishy af (i.e. Dan) or daddy/sexy af (i.e. Phil)
  • Lots of talk about penises and parenting
  • Phil predicted a year of “domestic happiness”, “fertility” and other things i.e. let’s just assume that not one single non-sentient being is Phanti
  • Our beautiful babies being happy and smiley and in love
  • Oh and gay

…this was just off the top of my head…

…and it’s only the 12th of February…

…there have been more cute moments in a month and a half than the whole of 2012, ‘13, and ‘14 combined…

…2017 truly is the year, guys.

Ok im fuckn done y the fuck does this idiot have his hair stuffed under his gigantic super villain cape which is probably as heavy as the compiled weight of all the clothes i wear in a goddamn week????????

Let me tell you something my hair is as thick, dense, and heavy and ryouma’s and before i hacked it all off, it was almost as long as this moron’s hair is. And i may be bananas but i am not psychotic enough nor am i dumb enough to have long hair like that underneath the collar of anything

Like when u wear it like this u cant prevent ur hair from yanking ur skull back every time u lean back against something. Enjoy ur whiplash u stupid motherfucker

And when ur hair is thick it hurts even more not to mention that having that much in the back of ur clothes feels like u have a dead cat shoved in there or something

And dont fucking tell me that it would look ridiculous going over a popped collar as big as that cause its ur own damn fault for thinking that it looks cool and getting it in the first place

I mean just look at this loser

The combination of two ‘fakes’, makes a real; Davehalsprite^2  ◥▶◀◤
- Shoutout to @jaboody for introducing me to just about the saddest character and @davspriite for ‘creating’ him. I’m in love. *robotic caw* ;y

mayapng  asked:

Hey I just thought I'd tell ya i really love your colours (a lot) and u have a lot of character put in ur drawings, and u really are so young so give urself time to grow! U have so much potential ur only gonna get better!!

Thank you! I mostly wrote that rant thing cus i kinda lashed out towards a friend who is the same age as me who does art and hhhh im feeling real bad right now and i feel like im not improving at all 

It’s Pride Week here in Ireland. I was in Latvia for Euro Pride last week and it reminded me that so many countries have yet a long way to go to make sure all of their citizens have equal rights.

Regardless of where you live, this is your week. Love who you are because there is nothing wrong with it. You are awesome and there is so much light you have yet to discover. 

Remember that you are loved and that when the march kicks off in Ireland on Saturday, we’re not just marching here in Dublin. We’re marching for you too - whether you’re in Ireland, Europe or outside it. All of us are behind you - and I know you will be amazing. 

Just let yourself see the beauty in you. You will never be alone. 

fun ideas to use for your senior yearbook quote
  • AHHHH! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I’M FREE! IT’S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
  • The bodies are buried underneath the gym.
  • And to think you all thought I was heterosexual all this time!
  • NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER
  • Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.