Functions with anxiety
Ti: Literally overthink everything until what seemed like a manageable problem is now a multi-step solution from hell.
Te: Structure absolutely everything, because if one damn thing is out of place Cthulhu will rise again.
Ne: Every single possible bad scenario existing in the brain at one time.
Ni: Prophesying your death nearly every single second. You’re gonna choke on that orange chicken and you know it, dammit.
Si: Remembering everything that has ever gone wrong. Knowing history repeats itself.
Se: Everything is a disaster. 1000 ways to die is now your life.
Fe: Everyone hates you and your dog is going to shit on your grave. Also someone is plotting your death because you were kinda sarcastic.
Fi: A totalitarian government is going to kill you, but they can’t kill your morals. They can still kill you real dead though.