cten: dorian

  • Fenrys, to Dorian: the stars are really beautiful tonight
  • Dorian: yeah, they are
  • Fenrys: you know what else is beautiful?
  • Dorian, under his breath: you
  • Fenrys: what
  • Dorian, loudly: you're devoTION TO QUEEN AELIN ASHRYVER GALANTHYNIUS. LONG MAY SHE REIGN
I’m reading EoS for the first time and I finally got to the point where Rowan and Aelin have sex on the beach...

I can only imagine Dorian sitting in the room with Aedion as they watch over Lysandra, and he looks out the window to see the bizarre weather happening in the distance.

Dorian: Aedion- look at that! What is it?! Could it be the Valg?! Aelin and Rowan are still out there, they might be burned out, we’ve got to save them!

Aedion: *slowly closes shutters while shaking head* I’m not explaining that to you.

Lysandra: *cackling* Oh Dorian, I dare you to investigate. Go on, don’t worry, we’ll take care of Adarlan and give you a proper burial. We won’t put on your tombstone ‘Incinerated while watching’.

Dorian: Watching what?

Aedion: …

Lysandra: *eyebrows*

Dorian: OH.

Swear Meter
  • Elide: thinks it's really bad to say hell 1/10
  • Lysandra: wants to be a role model for Evangeline but also likes calling Arobynn Arobitch 2/10
  • Dorian: his favorite word is fuck but he doesn't ever swear around the wrong people 8/10
  • Chaol: said shit a couple of times 2/10
  • Rowan: mostly only swears during combat 4/10
  • Manon: doesn't swear a lot, but when she does, she goes hard 7/10
  • Evangeline: has mistakenly repeated swear words when she didn't know what they meant 1/10
  • Lorcan: Can normally keep his cool and not swear but Elide 6/10
  • Aelin: every other goddamn motherfucking word bitch 64/10