Who’s obsessed with pumpkin spice everything: Arin, 100%
Who screams obscenities during football games: Danny, obviously. Arin watches Dan screaming at the football instead of watching the actual football itself, because it’s more entertaining.
Who hides in the bushes and scares kids on Halloween: Probably Arin tbh. Dan does that cute little giggle and says he’s “So childish,” but doesn’t tell him to stop either.
Who wears nothing but flannels from September 1st til Christmas: Dan. But only because Arin insisted on buying him new clothes for the season and these were super cosy, also Danny thinks they’re comfy as hell, so
Who tries to carve jack-o-lanterns but accidentally crushes the pumpkin: Danny. Arin makes a super freaky looking artistic pumpkin which puts Dan’s clumsiness to shame.
Who clings to the other and whimpers their way through the haunted house: D A N N Y
Who rakes the leaves: Arin.
Who jumps in the pile of freshly-raked leaves: Dan. Because he can be childish too.
Who checks the Halloween candy for poison and syringes: definitely Danny. Arin just wants t get at the free goodies, but an’s too much of a worried mother hen.
Who got drunk and inappropriate on the hayride: I mean, Arin won’t drink, so it’d have to be Dan. HOWEVER it’s much more likely they both got stoned and were a little inappropriate
Who went as Batman and who goes as Robin: Danny’s robin. And Arin makes sure it’s the skimpier costume too, because Dan has the legs for it.
Who went as Sonny and who goes as Cher: Arin was Cher. He called dibs. Dan wasn’t getting thta cstume evn if he wanted it.
Their couple costume this year: Mario and Luigi. Because Dan loves Luigi and honestly, Arin has no problem with dresing up like Mario, especially not since he and Dan do the impressions too