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I JOIN YOUR MATCH SCREAMING ‘WE ARE GAMERS DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN’ TO THE TUNE OF THE FARMERS INSURANCE COMMERCIALS JINGLE’ THE ENTIRE TIME GIVING US THE COURAGE TO WIN 16-O SHOWING THOSE CUCKS WHO’SE BOSS

YOU KNOW, THE COMMERCIALS FEATURING THE RENOWNED CHARACTER ACTOR J.K. SIMMONS? THOSE ONES, HE HEH, BOY THOSE ADS SURE ARE A RIOT AM I RIGHT GUYS?? I MEAN, AM I RIGHT? EVERY TIME IT’S A NEW QUIRKY PERSONAL DISASTER INVOLVING VEHICLE TRANSPORTATION WHICH, BY THE WAY IS ONE OF THE LEADING CAUSES OF DEATH IN THE CONTINENTAL U.S. MAN, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT AN INSURANCE COMPANY USING THE OFTEN FATAL OR TRAUMATIC MISFORTUNE OF THEIR OWN CUSTOMERS FOR COMEDIC EFFECT IS PRETTY FUCKED UP HUH. OH WELL, I’M GONNA GO FUCK YOUR MOM NOW, LATER NOOBS.