crystal blue meth

Good Crystals

DM: So, when you examine the two blue crystals closely, you realise that if you crush them, you can consume the powder and get the effect of a potion of superior healing

Paladin: so, we’re going to snort blue Crystal Meth?

DM (under his breath) if Chrystal Meth heals you , I need to meet your dealer

*** later
DM: yes, if you crush this red chrystal, it has an effect, it’s the equivalent of a potion of fire giant strength

Barbarian: So, this one is PCP, then?

Paladin: next, we’re going to find out they’re addictive, and have to come back to this cave every week, aren’t we?