So, who do this lot think I am then?
Erm, I told them you were a cousin. So once again, you join the Dingles.
Oh right, course. No wonder we got married. It’s what Dingle cousins do isn’t it?
Ok but imagine Zaps crush getting rejected and them going to him crying, and he ends up with a really stupid smile that he tries to hide. When crush sees him smiling they get mad at him because they think he's making fun of them but then he just kinda blurts out "it's not like that you idiot I'm smiling because it means I still have a chance" queue Zap turning bright red, freezing in place and then internally screaming at himself for blurting out a confession like that. That was long sorry.