What have you been doing the whole time? I mean you never come outside.
Well, I've been fucking people off tinder, watched serial killer documentaries, Cry and masturbating while eating pizza, thinking if i should get help for my sex addiction, You know the regular.
Being friends with benefits with Min Yoongi can be complicated (at best) by itself. But when you accidentally tell your family (and his boss) that the two of you are dating, things get messy. It only complicates things more when you blackmail Yoongi into pretending to date you, and neither of you can quite keep your feelings separate, no matter how much you try.
Once you got a grip of yourself,
you made your way back outside to the party. You avoided Yoongi for the rest of
the night, busying yourself talking to anyone but him. Part of you wanted to
demand to know why he always had to
hurt you, and what you had ever done to deserve it. Another part of you wanted
to crawl under the covers of your bed and cry while eating ice cream. Neither
were options at the moment, so you settled for evasion. Not that Yoongi was
making that very easy, he kept trying to talk to you. He would catch your elbow
and ask if he could have a minute, and you would blow him off every time.
“I’m busy.” You said for what had
to be the tenth time that night.
“You’re really not, this time. Please, can you just tell me what’s going on
with you?” Yoongi pleaded. His eyes looked genuine, and you realized that all
the smiles and laughter from the previous day must have been all a show—maybe
so it would all hurt that much more when it was over. You guessed you should
have known, from the day you first met Namjoon for lunch you had seen that
Yoongi was a good actor. In the back of your mind, a little voice was saying
that it was your fault for blackmailing him in the first place, because who wouldn’t want revenge in some way after
“Nothing is ‘going on’ with me.
Don’t you have someone else you can bother?”
Yoongi’s eyes flashed with hurt,
and he dropped the hand that was holding your arm. “I don’t get it, what did I
You let out a sigh of frustration. “I
said we would talk later.”
You could see the beginnings of
annoyance on Yoongi’s face, which just furthered your own. He was the one who
was always going out of his way to hurt you, but you don’t want to talk to him
for once and he gets his feelings hurt? It wasn’t fair, none of it was, and you
realized you didn’t even have anyone to talk to about it. The only person who
knew your whole situation with Yoongi was Jackson, and he had left abruptly
several hours earlier. He said something about getting an urgent phone call and
ran off before you ever got a chance to talk to him.
Taehyung was waving to you, and you
walked over to where he sat slightly reluctantly. He was holding his cat, the
one he twisted his ankle rescuing, kissing its head before looking back at you.
“What’d he do?” He asked. You weren’t particularly happy with Taehyung at the moment
either, as long as he had known you (and your mother) you felt like he should
have known better than to repeat what Yoongi said to your mother, but you knew
that it must have been an accident. Your mother was good at getting exactly
whatever information she wanted out of someone, and if Taehyung hadn’t given it
to her, someone else would have eventually.
“I don’t know what you’re talking
about.” You said tersely. Taehyung rolled his eyes at you, scratching behind
the cat’s ears.
“You look like you want to punch
Yoongi every time you look at him.”
“You know what, Taehyung? Our
relationship really isn’t any of your
business. In fact, it isn’t any of anyone’s business, so I don’t know why
everyone has to know everything about it all of the time.”
“You’re mad at Yoongi, not me,
remember?” Taehyung raised his eyebrows.
“No, I’m mad at everyone who seems
to think they have some right to know everything about my life. I shouldn’t
have to justify everything I do to everyone I know.” Maybe some of your anger
was misplaced, but you couldn’t be bothered to care at the moment. You turned
on your heals and walked away from where a completely bewildered Taehyung sat.
You didn’t bother to talk to anyone you passed by, ignoring their attempts to
gain your attention. You passed Jungkook walking up the stairs to go inside,
and he caught your eye for a moment.
“Are you okay?”
“I wish people would stop fucking
asking me that.” You snapped as you walked passed him.
The bedroom door clicked behind
Yoongi, but he didn’t move further into the room. The party had finally ended,
and you still weren’t talking to him. He had decided that maybe he should just
let you have your space, but you still had to share a room.
You were on your phone when he
walked in, and looked up briefly to scoff and roll your eyes before turning
your eyes back to the screen.
“Look, if I did something, you
have to talk to me. Just being angry isn’t going to fix anything.” He said,
trying to contain his own annoyance. You were being a child, and he really didn’t
have the patience for it right then.
“Right, like that would do any good.
You just want to hear how miserable I am. You’re a fucking sadist.”
A lilttle more abiti Ari? Can we have it? :) (also, happy belated birthday)
Ari Florenosos, at your service.
They were originally supposed to only be 4"9 in height, but, I decided I wasn’t going to be that cruel. So. 5"6!
Not actually that short, but being surrounded by annoying jocks taller than 6 feet makes one think they’re hobbits among humans.
Ari is a really hardworking kid. They’ve been homeless several times.
They know what living in poverty is like, both in a third world country and in America. They spent a good portion of their childhood in the Philippines, and then their dad won custody over them. Ari’s worse nightmare of being separated from their mom slowly becomes a reality. They call her everyday.
Ari got really pissy that they forgot how to speak like, 40% of Filipino. They call their mom everyday and try to get her to teach them again, but she’s so busy.
Ari doesn’t actually wear binders all the time.. whomst actually cares?
Phoebus has an obvious, pathetic, embarrassing, massive crush the size of the sun on them.
They think light up sneakers are cool. They wear a pair to class for PE.
They like messing with Tyler, Phoebus and Ben.
Ari: watch this, Poppy
Ari: *pretends to be a genuine flat earther*
Ben: *literally crying while eating a rock* /you’ve been on a plane/
There’s so much more Fun headcanons I have for Ari but I’ve ran out of energy !! Maybe tomorrow I’ll post some more.
Hello! I was wondering if you could do HC/Scenario for Kakashi and Naruto where they try to cheer reader up after a break-up but then they accidentally confess their love for reader?
Thank you so much for the request! I’m going to do these in a series of
head cannons as opposed to a scenario, because I think it would be a bit
easier, I hope you don’t mind! But ugh Kakashi my favee!!! Wish he
could console and then confess to me after a break-up lol. Anyway I hope
you enjoy :)
(btw I’m thinking about
having a different sign off than just M. I feel like M sounds a bit like I’m
asking for ransom or something haha, I don’t know, what do you guys
think? Send me an ask with ideas!)
And as always my ask box is always open to other requests!
He would low key be a little bit insensitive to situation, like he
wouldn’t realize that anything had happened until someone tells him, so
he will go about and joke around with you and maybe even tease you about
your (now ex) unknowingly
After he finds out about the breakup he’s going to feel awful for not knowing and for acting the way
he did. A small part of him would feel a bit relived at finding out that
you’re back on the market though since he’s had a crush on you for who
knows how long now
He’ll be very reassuring
that the breakup was probably for the best, and will tell you about how
great you are and how sometimes relationships just end. He will be very
caring and very attentive
As he’s telling you
about how great you are he will accidentally let it slip that these are
all the reasons why he likes you so much and why he’s had such a big
crush on you for so long
Right after he says
it he will be as red as a tomato, and when you try to ask him about it
he will be a stuttering mess. Eventually however he will calm down and
will let you know officially that he likes you.
He won’t pressure you into giving him an answer right away because he
understands what you’re going through and is content with waiting
Upon hearing about the breakup he will seek you out immediately
On his way over he will also pick up some Ichiraku since it always
makes him happy, he hopes that it will make you happy as well
he sees you he gives you the ramen, but then goes a bit quiet. He
doesn’t like seeing you upset, but he’s not really sure what to say to
make you feel better. For a while he will just sit next to you while you
cry or eat and just be present and there for you if you need him
Once he’s mustered up some confidence he will look at you and without
even meaning to he will just blurt out “Well he doesn’t deserve you
anyway, I like you way more and would be way better to you”
hearing this your eyes widen a bit, and you ask him if he likes you to
which he again becomes silent, until he has enough courage to confess
Just like with Kakashi he doesn’t expect an answer right away, but he’s happy that you know.
warnings: swearing, pregnancy, sadness, lots of time jumping i hope it’s not too confusing
PART FOUR (august)
“SHIT!” I screamed, whipping the apron over my head, and quickly untying it from behind my back. Allison came running into the store from the back room.
“What? What? What’s going on?” She asked.
“Can you drive me to the airport?” I asked, hanging up the apron and checking my hair in my phone’s camera.
“Now” I said. Allison’s eyes widened.
“Stiles is flying out today” I begged. “Please, please, if Lou catches us, I swear Alli, I will cover for you, I will tell her it’s all my fault, please let me say goodbye” Allison sighed, bouncing on her foot for a moment. The undoing the knot of her apron.
“Fine. But you owe me coffee for a week”
The car ride to the airport was ten minutes. It was 4:15 now, and Stiles left at 4:30. My legs were shaking, no, my whole body was shaking.
“Alli, when I next see him, I will have had a baby” Allison parked the car, and looked down at her phone.
“y/n we’ve got six minutes!” She yelled. We ran out of the car and sprinted through the airport. “What gate!?” Allison yelled.
“15b!” I said back.
“y/n we’re not going to make it on time!”
“Yes we will!” I was panting. Just as we passed 15a, I could see him. The tall boy with messy soft brown hair. He was turning, looking everywhere. A blue paper in his hand, and bags by his feet. “Stiles!” I yelped, and he spun to look at me.
“y/n!” He called back. I ran faster until I jumped and was in is arms. My legs were around his waist and he held me tightly against him. “I thought you weren’t coming” He cried into my hair. I shook my head, pulling back and looking at him. I stood flat on my feet, my arms still wound around his neck.
“Of course I came of course” I cupped his face between my hands for a moment, before letting them fall to his shoulders. “I couldn’t let you leave me for a year without saying goodbye Stiles”
“If you tell me right now, I’ll stay I swear I’ll figure something else-”
“No, no Stiles I’ve told you all summer this is what you were meant for” You said, rubbing his shoulders slightly. “And you’re gonna come back next summer, and you’re gonna have the first step of becoming a detective done” I wiped my eyes and stared at him. “Stiles, I know I’ve told you a thousand times but I’m so incredibly proud of you, this is what you’ve always wanted, and you’ve actually achieved it. You’ve done amazing, really” He hugged me again tight, and I silently cried, not wanting him to know how much it really hurt.
“Promise me you’ll keep in touch” I nodded.
“And when I come back we’ll pick right back up”
“Stiles it’s not a long distance relationship” I said, laughing through a breath.
“But it is, I just don’t want anything to change” I closed my eyes tight, buying my face further against him.
“Then it won’t” I hummed.
“Take care of Scott for me, Allison can’t handle him on her own” I chuckled slightly, and pulled away, seeing Stiles laugh quietly too. The brunette a few feet behind me smiled bashfully, and walked up to us.
“Now boarding flight six to DC!”
“That’s you” I said softly, gesturing to the gate.
“Yeah that’s me” He responded. I hugged him once more, and he squeezed me so tight I almost feared for the baby. I could tell Allison practically read my mind.
“Alright alright me too” She said quickly, and Stiles released me to give her a hurried side hug.
“Miss you Stilinski”
“You too Argent” He looked at me again, and I gave a small wave.
“I’ll see you later Stiles” I said softly. He waved back, putting on his backpack, picking up his duffel, and extending the handle of his suitcase.
“You better keep in touch with me y/n”
“Promise” I said, crossing an x over my heart. I watched as he turned and walked up to the gate, handing the man at the desk his blue ticket. The man stamped it, handed it back to him, and Stiles made his way onto the plane. Tears welled in my eyes again.
“Oh, honey” Allison came forward, wrapping her arms around me, and hugging me gently. “You’ve got me and Scott” She whispered as I cried onto her shoulder. “We’ll take good care of you” She murmured. “Whatever you need, we’re here for you, always” I nodded, holding my arms tight around her. “I told you once how much I loved you and I’m going to give you the support you need, and I still will, I always will”
“Thank you, Allison”
FOUR MONTHS LATER (december)
Apparently, you become a whale six months into a pregnancy. Yes, of course I knew I’d inflate like a blimp, but god, this was ridiculous. I gave all my converse and any boots I had to tie to Allison and Lydia. I couldn’t bend over to tie laces anymore. My life was quite restricted these days. Sleeping on my back every night. No more long showers, my feet would hurt. I gave up on fashion, because god knows nothing cute fit, and maternity clothes were too expensive to deal with. I lived in sweats. I barely went out, too nervous someone would recognize me. After I found out that I was having a girl, I told Lou about the pregnancy. I was now on maternity leave.
Did I mention I got that apartment? It’s nice, because it’s basically a tiny house. One floor, and a few rooms. Two bedrooms, two baths, a nice kitchen connected to the dining room, and a pretty spacious living room. It wasn’t overly expensive, but it put a slight dent in my bank account. But once I get the ball rolling, get my job back, and stop having to take thirty pills a day, then I’ll be back on my feet. Hopefully I can see them at the end of all of this.
Allison and I have been looking through many files of parents who want to adopt. Here and there I’ll see a nice looking family, but it just never seemed good enough. I wanted the best for my little girl. and as bitter as it sounds, a family could have five stars, but the mother’s smile could be just slightly downturned, and I’d throw the file away. Allison would give me a look, but she never mentioned the way I judged the new parents of my child.
I mean, their child, that I was just carrying.
“Honey I’m home!” Allison called with a giggle as she entered the apartment. She didn’t really live here, but when she wasn’t staying at home or with Scott, you’d find her here. I smiled and waved from where I lay on my back on the couch. She set her purse down at the kitchen table and kicked her shoes off by the door. “How was the day?” The brunette asked. I barely saw her walking into the kitchen.
“You look nice” I said as I caught a glimpse of her navy blue skirt and red short sleeved knit sweater. A short sleeved sweater. Only Alli could make it look normal.
“Yeah I’m going out with Scott tonight, just went on a tiny shopping spree” She said, coming into the living room with a glass of water in one hand and a chocolate chip cookie in the other. “I’m eating your cookies by the way” She announced, mouth already full. I shrugged, rubbing my hands over my belly.
“They only sounded good for an hour. I ate one and was satisfied” I asid. Allison grinned.
“Good, cause there’s like ten left and they’re really good” i smiled and waved my hand dismissively.
‘Thanks, they’re all yours” I said, and she jumped slightly. I shook my head as the water came out of her glass and droplets fell onto the carpet.
“It’s just water” I said, waving my hand again.
“So how’s baby Allison?” She asked, walking closer and inspecting my stomach.
“We’re not naming her that- we’re not naming her at all” I half scolded, dragging my hands down my face. Allison frowned.
“Why not? What have we got to lose?”
“Because when you name something, you get attached. Personally, I can’t afford to get attached to her, so we’re not naming her” Allison sighed.
“Fine” She said, taking another bite from her cookie. “But I’m still calling her Allison” I rolled my eyes.
“Can you do me a favor and hand me my phone?” I asked, reaching my hand out towards the coffee table where it sat, just out of reach. Allison nodded, giving it to me. Five missed texts. Two from Lydia, one from Stiles.
“I’m gonna go do my hair” Allison announced, heading to the bathroom as I went through my messages.
Lydia: heya girly! How’s the little girly Lydia: (also don’t tell Alli but her name would have been Lydia, not Allison)
I rolled my eyes. Don’t they get I can’t keep her? She can’t be named. I clocked on Stiles’ chat.
Stiles: morning sunshine Stiles: you’re probably sleeping. You have been a lot lately I hope you’re not up all night on your internet college Stiles: I miss you I wish you were here. Wanna ft later?
I texted back. Saying I was busy with work today, and that I wouldn’t be able to catch a long enough break. He responded immediately.
Stiles: that means we’re texting all night then, I hope you’ve got K cups left cause you’ll need the caffeine.
I told him that it sounded good, and I’d mark it down in my schedule. Then again saying that he should get back to class because I knew he was sneaking his phone.
After that I just scrolled through my social media. Not a lot was there, seeing that I’d just done this a few hours ago, but hey, it was a way to pass the time. I’d already finished my online classes for the day, and grew bored. Not a lot for a pregnant girl to do. Just lay down, watch tv, marvel at how large I’ve gotten, shower shortly, cry while eating ice cream, and pass out randomly.
At least I wasn’t puking anymore.
Eventually I’d gotten myself off the couch, and walked back to my room. I sunk into the bed, and stuck my feet out in the air. I laughed to myself at the fact I could only see the blue toes. Allison painted them last week much to my protests. She didn’t think that me saying ‘I can’t see them what’s the point?’ was a liable excuse not to do it. But I chuckled as I continued rocking, sticking my feet out over and over and laughing bitterly.
I did this until I felt a slight pushing sensation in my stomach. My eyes widened, and a small smile pulled on my lips. I held my hands over my stomach, feeling another push.
It was a kick.
“You like that Madi?” I asked softly, lifting my shirt just enough to show the skin of my stomach. I rose my feet again and quickly dropped them, earning another kick. Tears welled in my eyes. My little girl was kicking. My little Madison…
“Hey y/n did you move the hair dry-” Allison walked in, hands holding a towel as she quickly rubbed her hair with it. I froze, staring at her practically petrified. She gave me a knowing smile, and crossed her arms. She looked at me like she just found out my biggest secret.
“I thought we weren’t getting attached?” I whimpered, hanging my head down in my hands.
TWO MONTHS LATER (february)
“ALLISON DRIVE FASTER!” I screamed from the backseat of her car.
Okay, rewind to a few hours ago.
Allison was eating lunch with Scott, he’d swung by my apartment to pick her up, and I promptly stayed back in my room so he wouldn’t see my baby bump. Which was actually more like fucking jupiter now. But I still hollered a goodbye and told them to have a nice time. I’d laid in the living room, reading a magazine on Brad and Angelina’s divorce, when suddenly-
“Did I just piss myself?” I muttered in embarrassment. Two seconds later I could’ve sworn someone grabbed my intestines and ripped them out. Oh no.
I’d hastily but shakily dialed Allison’s number, and told her to get me now.
“Now- now you’re having the baby?” She stuttered. I could hear Scott yelling in the background but I was freaking out too much to care.
“Yes now and I NEED you to come drive me to the hospital!” I was crying now as the pain of the contractions just worsened. There was a few muffled whispered that I barely caught wind off, but again I was too hurt to care if Scott knew.
“y/n, y/n we’re getting in the car right now it’s all going to be okay we’re on our way” Allison said calmly. I could hear the smile in her voice.
“You want me to stay in the phone with you?” I nodded, before realizing she couldn’t see me.
“Ye-yeah yes please yes”
She continued to coo to me, telling me it would be okay, and how there was just a few more moments before she would be here. I never really responded, I was crying to hard and groaning to much. I could tell it made her since but she kept her soft tone and sweet words.
I was halfway for passing out when she burst into the apartment, and the world was in slow motion around me. Allison was grinning, as was Scott but he had eyes that held more questions than I had answers for.
“Stay awake, stay awake it’s okay” Allison’s arms wound around me, leading me out of the room and out of the apartment.
“Hurts-” I whined.
“Shh… shh it’s okay” I don’t really remember getting into the car.
The next thing I was conscious of was a man in a white coat setting me down into a wheelchair. He asked me a question I didn’t quite hear, and I looked to Allison.
“Do you want me to stay with you?” She said to me. “He’s asking if you want me there” I nodded.
“Please” I whispered. Allison smiled and nodded back, quietly giving me an ‘of course’ and walking with me as I was wheeled into a room.
Screaming, a lot of screaming I almost thought I was going to die. It legitimately felt like every bone in my body was breaking.
“y/n, y/n we just need you to take deep breaths, and push”
I didn’t even remember getting onto the cot, or holding onto Allison’s hand but I realized when she yelped. I squeezed too hard.
“S-sorry” I panted.
“It’s okay, you’re okay, you’re doing great” She assured, squeezing my hand as well.
I think in the three hours it took, I scarred Allison in ways that were irreversible. The doctors and horde of nurses took my baby to the nursery while I rested. Allison was sat in one of those uncomfortable hospital chairs next to me, still holding my hand on the mattress.
“Does it feel better now?” She asked softly, holding a cool wet rag against my head.
“Hell yes. Don’t ever have kids, adopt mine” I chuckled, then felt a pang of regret in my chest.
“What?” Allison asked, brows furrowing in worry. I raised a brow in silent question. “You just looked like you were thinking, the hurting kind of thinking” Her fingers stroked gently over the back of my hand.
“Does… does it make me a bad person? Giving away a child?” Allison pondered for a moment, then shook her head.
“No. If you truly believe you can’t give her the life we know she deserves, then no, it makes you a responsible person” I bit my lip, and her brows furrowed again. “y/n look-”
“Miss l/n” We looked up to the door, seeing a nurse from earlier in blue scrubs, and holding a pink bundle of blankets. “I have your baby here, would you like to hold her?” Yes. But I didn’t answer right away, just continued to think about whether or not I was doing the right thing. I looked over to Allison, who gave me a sweet smile, as though saying I could choose what I wanted to do. The woman stood patiently, beginning to softly rock my little girl.
“Yes please” I answered her so quietly I was sure she didn’t hear me, but sure enough she smiled widely and came over to me, carefully placing her in my arms. Tears grew in my eyes as I looked down at her. She was beautiful.
She had Theo’s light eyes, but hers a much brighter blue. Her nose was a tiny button, and her skin was fair. I could tell her hair would grow to be like mine.
“Wow” Allison whispered next to me, and Madi- the baby’s- eyes went to her. Instantly she giggled a small hiccup of a laugh, and held her arm out towards my face. I admit, I cried when I reached my finger to her and she clasped her small hand around it.
“Allison she’s… she’s beautiful” I cried in a whimper. “Is Scott still here?” I asked, rocking my girl back and forth slightly.
“Yeah, he’s waiting in the hall” She told me.
“You can let him in” I said with a small smile.
“You sure?” I nodded, and Allison stood swiftly and left the room nearly silently.
“Hi Madi” I said softly, smiling down at the girl about to fall asleep in my hold. “You’re a beautiful little girl” I told her. “I wish I could have more time with you, I know you’re going to be such a great kiddo” More tears fell down my face, and her smile fell. She gave my finger a squeeze that was feather light, but noticeable. “I hope one day-one day-” I choked. “You’ll let me s-see you” The door opened again, and Allison was smiling, talking with her hands.
“Oh Scott she’s just ador- y/n?” Allison saw me crying and hurried over. “Hey, hey honey what’s wrong?” She asked. But I shook my head, unsure of the words to say. “Hey…. shh it’s okay” She cooed softly, petting my hair, then petting my child’s bald head. I could see Scott growing closer. He smiled gently at me, and it was like we were at a silent understanding. “y/n? What’s going on?” I sniffled, stroking the backs of my fingers against Madi’s face.
“I can’t give her away Alli” I said, tears still rushing down my face. “I can’t give my little girl away”