kaneki kens ranked by their ability to kick ur ass
a basic ken. smol with powerless noodle arms. ur ass has nothing to fear, unless u trip while he attempts to dodge one of ur punches. 2/10.
an upgraded ken in a constant state of rage, due to his shitty hair dye job. he can beat ur ass if he’s focused, but if u bring up his loved ones he’ll probs start crying and be unable to finish the fight bc he can’t see through the tears or the gaping holes where his eyes formerly were. a worthy asskicker, but u can fight back. (15-7)/10.
a pure ken, not constantly filled with burning protective violence nor crippling self-hatred. motherly instincts means he will gladly kick ur ass if ur fucking w his kids. but also he doesn’t want to seem like. too into it. so he’ll hold off on murdering ur ass. not to mention that he’s under constant threat of getting his own ass kicked by ya boi arima so he can’t get that #wild but. i digress. 5/10.
holy fuck. hol y fu cking s h i t. this ken straight up doesn’t give any fucks. he’ll throw ur ass off the side of a building. he’ll break into ur apartment in a relentless quest to kick ur ass. he’ll lie to u and pretend to be ur friend for multiple months, only to turn around and punt ur ass into the void. shit. shit. 100/10.
a majestic and seasoned ken, with many an ass-kick under his belt. ya he can fight but also his ass-kicking ability is partially a rumor perpetuated by his dad so like. whether or not he’d annihilate ur ass effortlessly is an enigma. a lot of his tactic is for show tho; he’ll whip off his jacket and pray for u to get distracted by his sleeveless tank top and make his ass-kicking life easier. but also he has cronies that can kick ur ass for him. ~9/10.
“Armie, I’ve had many scenes with him and he’s such a nice guy, he’s lovely. And he makes me laugh everyday, he’s really funny. I think he knows if we’ve been out in the cold, you know, we’ve done some tough scenes in the past couple of weeks now but he kind of keeps the mood up, he brings out his guitar…”- Alicia Vikander
Since my goal for 2017 is to do more personal designs and animation, I thought I’d have a blog of just that to archive them. I’ll still post my animation and designs here on my main mostly, but some of it will be posted on the sideblog instead (alongside my designer woes…)