Anyways Brooklyn Nine Nine au where the sqaud has to fake Jake’s death to catch a bad guy and at his fake funeral Holt has to say nice things but Charles and Rosa and Gina keep interrupting with additions.
“He was a fine officer –”
“A great officer.”
“He was a great officer, sir.”
“Yes. He was a great officer and a brilliant detective –”
“Amy solved more cases than him last year.”
“/Rosa/, that was only out of the love in his heart –”
“HE WAS A BRILLIANT DETECTIVE AND WE ARE ALL SUFFERING HIS LOSS –”
“Some would call him handsome.”
“The most handsome”
“Ugh, Charles, clearly I am more handsome and those people have terrible taste.”
“Are you QUITE DONE, detectives?”
“…. Yes sir.”
And then Charles starts crying even though Jake’s not really dead because “it’s just the thought, you know?” and Rosa nods grimly and pats him on the shoulder.