crying from shenanigans

i got this glorious MTMTE ephiphany/headcanon text at 1am from @idontshootthemessenger the other day… it’s amazing lolol

“so we found out that the fools energon is like a placebo right? and we also know that at one point, Trailbreaker took a swig of that shit and it tasted awful. so do you think that when Optimus and Ratchet were coming up with the fools energon thing, OP and him were just like ‘yeah make it as disgusting as possible’ just to fuck with Megatron further lmao”

BECAUSE I CAN SEE THAT BEING A THING

Nero's luck with gloves
  • Nero: FUCK, I SHREDDED THEM AGAIN.
  • Vergil: I gave you an enchanted pair that wouldn't shred. What did you do with them?
  • Nero: I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY ENCHANTMENT, DAD, I CAN DO THIS MYSELF.
  • Dante: [crying laughing because that sounds JUST LIKE shitty teenager Vergil]
  • Vergil: [side-eyes Dante] Can you not.