crying because this is so adorable

she-so-swift  asked:

Billy can I just say you’re literally Blessed™ to have a photo with Tay where she’s smiling with her teeth because damn she!!! So!!! Cute!!!! 😭 (Also your pic is so adorable I can’t stop looking at it????)

shay she’s so squishy!! & smiley!!! in that one!!! but so fierce! & sexy!!!!!! in the other!!! how can one boy be so blessed im cry!!

obsidianlover  asked:

Imagine Jason and Daniel slow dancing in there cabin and the flower scouts are fangirling over it because it’s so adorable. Jason whispering into Daniel ear telling him that he loves him so much and Daniel smiles to himself until he sees Sasha taking pictures, Erin giving him a thumbs up and Tabbii probably crying of the floor because the gay shit is the good shit 👌

holy shit tag yourself i’m tabii

reapergraves666  asked:

Imagine after doing the deed and just laying there, the gender neutral s/o starts singing something like All of Me by John Legend. Not even realizing it cause they think they are doing it in their head. That with Fury, Alya and Muria and Uriel

Aww. <3 That’s so sweet. (And I love that song omfg)

  • Fury: She loves hearing your voice, and your Earth love song to her is touching to the point where she nearly cries. She looks at you with adoring eyes, long fingers tapping in time with the beat as her breathing slows. She falls asleep by the time the song is over, but you’ll catch her singing it the next day and she will insist you do a duet with her.

  • Alya: Blushes redder than those pretty red locks of hers. She is so transfixed by your voice and the fact that the lyrics convey how much you love her, and she will actually start crying because she’s just so emotional and she loves you so much. Whatever’s put her in a good mood the next morning at the Forge, Valus gives a nod of approval to you as you walk in. 

  • Muria: She’s had many lovers in her lifetime, some who have sung for her, but every song she hears is unique and beautiful, and yours is just as such as the others. She lies there with you, listening to you sing with a wistful, loving smile on her face. She kisses you when you’ve finished, and it’s going to be on her mind the next day as she’s working as she sings to the plants she tends to.

  • Uriel: SO FLUSTERED OMFG. Angels take singing very personally. All their war-chants are songs, most spells in their language are songs- so it’s a big thing when you start singing to her after you’ve just made love to her, like her heart’s about to beat out of her chest bc nobody’s sung to her this way after Abaddon’s betrayal. You’d better stay with her now that you’ve started singing to her. I don’t think she can take another heartbreak.
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HEY!!!! i finally finished this and i redrew it approximately 20,000 times so i really really (!!!) hope you like it!!

i adore you and your story and i’m going into withdrawal i need the new chapter

sdkjsdvkjsdkjdvsjndbvsisb oh my fuckifng gofs iM GARBAGE FOR THIS I LOVE IT SO MIUCH THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS SO CUTE I LOVE IT IM CRYING IN THE CLUB RN THANJ YOU i dont think ill ever be able to stop tellnig u how much i love this because. i love it so much. literally like, as much as i love stan uris, i lovethis i love you tha nk you

Quagsire Sprites Review

Gold- A wonderful retro Quag, he’s still getting used to his new arms from evolving. Tail seems a bit thin but he’ll grow into it. A lovely shiny boy. 5/5

Silver- A lovable chubby QuagHe’s bending down to talk to smaller pokemon but he may be a bit overexcited and yelling. Still working on his manners. A very friendly boy. Adorable stripes and back ridges. 5/5

Crystal- Such a happy Quag! Now with movement! Look at him, he’s so excited to use his new arms! He’s practicing because he dreams of one day playing piano. He’s singing for you too! A wonderful quag with a bright future ahead of him. 5/5

Gen 3/FR/LG- A friendly dancing Quag! Such a cute and fun pose! Such good balance! But he’s also the most mysterious Quag. If you blink you’ll miss him change his pose and cry out. How does a Quag move so fast? A perplexing quag 5/5

Diamond/Pearl- This a very friendly Quag, he’s a bit more shy than the others but he’ll still wave to you. He’s got one enlarged nostril, but he’s still beautiful. Lovely big back ridges. lovely shade of blue. Be gentle with this Quag and give him all the hugs. 5/5

Platinum- A Quag with a lovely darker pallete! He’s a bit of a nightowl and goes for a lot of night swims. He’d love to hold your hand. Has a bit of a wonky foot and probably trips a lot, but he’ll still do his best for you. 5/5

HG/SS- The most loving Quag!! He wants a hug!! HUG THE QUAG!!! HUG HIM!!! So wonderfully chubby and such a sweet smile! Perfectly friend-shaped! I love him so much. The ideal Quag A+++ 1000000/5

B/W-  Just like the last but even MORE EXCITED! YOU JUST HAVE TO HUG HIM! He’s even dancing and reaching for you! A precious angel baby who deserves all the love in the world! HUG THE QUAG!! 10000000/5 spare my heart. 

XY/SM- The newest member of the Quag family. Beautifully rendered, the most lovely chubbiest belly, the friendliest face, even a precious neck roll. Probably 90% squish. He’s a little self-conscious but still a lil bouncy. Give him all the pats and beans in refresh. 5/5

BONUS QUAGS: 

Pokemon Conquest- The sleepiest, laziest Quag. I love how big and detailed this quag is. Look at those cute toes and fingers. Look at that chub. Look at that shading. Please though, let this poor boy rest. 5/5

Pokemon Trozei- The tiniest quag, just a happy ball. They still captured all his best features. This quag may lack limbs but he’ll still dance and smile for you, a good egg. 5/5

PMD Sky/Time/Darkness- A nicely shaded and pleasant Quag. Lovely bg gradient and colors. Looks like he’s spacing out though. Exploration team life can be hard on a simple quag. Buy this boy a drink at Spinda’s cafe pronto. 5/5

PMD Gates to Infinity: AN ANGEL SENT BY ARCEUS HIMSELF 999999999/5


In short, all Quags are good and deserving of love. <3 

Dating Tom Holland Would Include

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  • He’s so polite in public
  • But is the most handsy person you’ll ever meet
  • Grabs your ass during hugs
  • Squeezes your boob’s for no reason
  • Will put his jacket over a puddle because he’s so extra
  • Calling him Tommy
  • Him calling you love,darling, babe
  • “Darling would you like some tea”
  • “Darling where are you?”
  • Sometimes he’ll even do it in the same sentence
  • “Darling are you feeling well love.”
  • It’s like taking care of a 8 year old
  • Cuddling on the daily
  • Because Tom just loves holding you
  • Tom burying his head in your neck when your just hanging out
  • Getting to go on set and becoming best friends with Zendaya
  • Him making fun of you because you’re American
  • “You guys have iced tea?!”
  • “Yeah?”
  • “No wonder you guys suck”
  • “Yet we beat you in a war. ”
  • “…”
  • Tom gets “mad” when you say Steve or Bucky is your favorite
  • “But babe I’m Spiderman.”
  • Will use that in every argument
  • Tom will make grabby hands at you if you’re across the room
  • “C'mere love. ”
  • If you don’t he will pout and whine
  • Sex with Tom is always amazing
  • Shower sex
  • Balcony sex
  • Quickies in between takes
  • Trailer sex
  • Almost getting caught by Harrison on multiple occasions
  • “You guys are like fucking rabbits”
  • Tom is the most random person you will meet
  • He literally makes everything interesting
  • “Babe do you ever wonder if snakes cry because they don’t have legs.”
  • “Why are you like this.”
  • Thinking its so cool he’s Spiderman
  • But not saying anything because his ego is big enough
  • “Wasn’t I amazing darling.”
  • “I wouldn’t know I was staring at Robert the whole time.”
  • Tessa loves you more than him
  • He loves seeing both of his girls together
  • Harry, Harrison, and Tom team up on you to tease you
  • If you’re shorter than Tom because he’s an asshole he will place everything on the top shelves
  • Because then you ask him to get it for you
  • He likes feeling needed
  • Such an adorable asshole
  • Tom is always worried you’ll leave him because he never has time for you
  • You reassuring him you’re not going anywhere
  • Zendaya and Harrison gagging when you guys are lovey dovey
  • Everyone’s super happy for you both
  • Being inseperable
  • You could survive without Tom, but holy cow Tom would start complaining after 10 minutes
  • “Harrison is (Y/n) back yet?”
  • “Tom she went to use the bathroom.”
  • “Don’t you think she’s taking to long.”
  • “She left 10 seconds ago mate what is wrong with you.”
  • Him being the sweetest boyfriend in the world
  • Paparazzi always starting shit but you ignore it
  • 90% of the fans love you but there is always that 10%
  • You don’t care because you love each other so much
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anonymous asked:

top 5 noya and tanaka brotp moments plsss

I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP! They’re brotp goals, prepare for trouble and make it double, everything they do together is my favorite thing they do but let’s see:

1. Tanaka crying over Nishinoya’s bruises. This is always the first scene that comes to my mind when I think about them, mostly because I relate to Tanaka on a spiritual level. Nishinoya actually makes Tanaka cry over how badass and selfless that he is. Plus notice that here Tanaka calls him Noya-san, despite being not only from the same year, but being his best friend too. He respects him…so much. I cry too every time

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2. Every time Tanaka lifts Nishinoya up. I adore the fact that they’re so physical and affectionate with each other. Out of all the boys, they’re the two that hug, touch and lean on the most. Plus this thing where Noya let’s Tanaka do all kind of things with his body gives me life. And the lifting thing is for sure my favorite one. 

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3. When they almost killed Tsukishima after his insane block. They have a thing for harassing him in general, but here they were just the most proud. Noya and Tanaka were the first of the team to go cheer on him after he did what’s probably the most iconic block of the Haikyuu history. And this shows that they do are the greatest dork that the world has ever seen, but they are the most supportive teammates ever too, always there and ready to acknowledge every single good thing and picking them up when they’re down. They just…show their affection in their own way, sometimes hitting, sometimes eating people alive too

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4. Their special cheering dance. Precious both in anime and in real life 

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5. Being extra: a compilation

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Ask me my top 5 things!

Book!Bran: Loves Meera so much, wants to tell her while she’s fighting off wights. The idea of living while Meera and his other companions are gone destroys him - “what if I don’t want to remain when you are gone?”. When Meera starts crying he wants to drag himself over to her so he can comfort her, after all he’s been through it’s this moment when he hates been disabled the most.

Book!Bran: Constantly thinks of Arya. Likes to remind people that he was better at fighting than Arya. Sees Arya in Meera, and that’s part of the reason he adores the both of them. Thinks Leaf is Arya and starts crying when he realises it’s not her. Thinks he sees a vision of him and Arya playing and is heartbroken when it’s actually Lyanna and Benjen.

Book!Bran: Defends Sansa when Robb gets angry at her letter. Wishes he was a wolf so he could save Sansa (and Arya) from King’s Landing. Thinks of Sansa when people tell stories, because it was the thing they both loved and shared as children. Remembers something Sansa tells him when he thinks he’s in danger at the Nightfort.

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ok but think about the first time Viktor and Yuuri say “my husband” when referring to each other??? im crying in the club

With Yuuri it’s like. they aren’t even married yet. he’s just already starting to think of Viktor as his husband it’s adorable

  • reporter: So, what’s a typical day with you and Viktor like?
  • Yuuri, neatly tucked under Viktor’s arm, his hand in Viktor’s back pocket: Oh, well my husband and I usually––
  • Viktor: [dying on camera]

and Viktor? Viktor loves the term “fiancé” he says it whenever he can. which means that the first interview he does after he and Yuuri get married is full of him loudly, purposefully correcting himself

  • reporter: Do you have any comments on the other skaters here today?
  • Viktor, bouncing with excitement: oh? other skaters? like?? Yuuri?? Yuuri, my fiancé–– oh, excuse me! My husband. My husband, Japan’s Ace, Yuuri? Yes, well his free skate was wonderful, I love my fiancé–– oops!! I meant my husband

and of course

  • reporter: Skater Yuuri Katsuki––
  • Viktor and Yuuri, simultaneously: It’s Katsuki-Nikiforov.
Behind the Scenes AU

-Behind the scenes of BNHA, there are just a bunch of actors and actresses attempting to look like they have superpowers and sometimes failing miserably at their own stunts. Their love for each other is still the same though. c:

-Every time Izuku disappears in the makeup artist’s room, a small crowd of the other actors and crew form outside. After sometimes an hour or two (prob more tbh), Izuku will stumble out with exaggerated limping and show off his “mangled” body parts. He’s had to break his bones so many times in this series, he’s used to the amount of makeup they have to put on him. The others always laugh and suggest ways he might’ve hurt himself this badly in real life.

-Izuku: “I dunno, it’s gotta be hard to hurt myself like this without a power. …maybe get hit by a train. Five times.”

-Kiri gets made fun of because his sharp teeth are actually real. The first time they met him to read through the first script, he smiled all wide and five people gasped.

-Ochako asked him if he filed them that way or if he has a hard time brushing his teeth. Izuku wanted to know allllll about his crazy dentist experiences. And Denki just walked up, stuck his fingers in Kiri’s mouth and went “HOLY SHIT THEY’RE SHARPER THAN I THOUGHT!”
Kiri: “DENKI STOP–MMMMPH!”

-When he’s not playing his explosive, angry character, Katsuki is actually one of the most loved actors in the whole group. He’s super friendly and playful, and helps everyone a lot. (He’s still an overachiever and he still swears like a sailor though)

-The oddest thing for them to watch is the transition from a bullying scene to when Izuku and Katsuki fall out of character. The minute a scene is over, Izuku will laugh and say something like “you had me scared for a second, Kacchan!” or “great job, I really thought you were gonna kill me for a minute.” Katsuki always grins and ruffles Izuku’s hair, before asking for water because “i am going to destroy my fucking voice if i have to shout at someone one more time.”

-As actors, Izuku and Katsuki are best friends, and they meet to read scripts a lot, or discuss ways to act through scenes. They get along really well and aren’t above hugging each other or showing up in each other’s clothes on set. (Not that they’re like dating or anything lol theytotallyare ANYWAY) There have been times when Izuku had to comfort Katsuki after a particularly harsh scene, because it hurts Katsuki sometimes to say such awful things to Izuku.

-Out of character, Shinsou is basically Aizawa, minus the sleeping bag. He has shown up near-late to read-throughs, in pajama bottoms, with a blanket, coffee, and muttering, “when can i sleep again” He naps all the time. He can fall asleep on anything, anywhere. He doesn’t know how to explain why he likes it so much, they’ve just accepted that if you can’t find Shinsou anywhere, he’s probably hiding in a place where he can sleep.

-Places Shinsou has fallen asleep: slumped over his dressing room table, in a chair, during read-throughs, on car rides, in Izuku’s lap, on Katsuki’s back while he was being carried, leaning against a wall, on the floor. The boy has no shame.

-As an actor, Shouto is the quiet one of the group. But he still strangely doesn’t mind getting into any of the ridiculous pranks or funny situations with the other actors at all. And he can be hilarious too. He is accidentally sarcastic with people. He doesn’t mean to be, but it comes out that way.

-“Shouto, Kiri told me I look ugly in this, but I think he’s wrong.”
“……what do you want from me”
“Tell me how it looks!”
“Oh. …..I thought Kiri already did.”

-Shouto also has a strange way of not practicing too much, but then going out, winging it, and acting like he’s freaking become the character. He’s made the other actors and actresses cry while watching his more emotional scenes. It’s very adorable to praise him after this, because his quiet mask breaks into a little smile and he just mumbles “thank you.”

-He has a not-so-tiny crush on the Wonder Duo, but refuses to tell anyone or admit it out loud. But he always hangs around them and when Izuku and Katsuki started talking to him, he lit up. He isn’t nearly as quiet or cold with them, he loves talking to them. Izuku and Katsuki love it too; Shouto will talk a lot with them, but his voice is still soft and it is the most endearing thing. Shouto blushes like a fool whenever they compliment him and could spend hours discussing the intricate details of Izuku’s eyes or Katsuki’s hair.

-Kiri: “Okay, new challenge! Everybody trade characters with someone else and be that character for the rest of the day! You can’t break character! Winner gets this chocolate bar I stole from Aizawa. Got it?”

Katsuki: “You wanna trade, Izuku?”

Shouto: “Can Izuku even become that mean?”

Izuku: “FUCK YES, OUT OF MY WAY HALF-AND-HALF BASTARD, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU ALL.”

Shouto: “….oh my god.”

Slight Changes || Park Jimin

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Genre: Angst/Fluff


“You can’t be serious Y/N, it wasn’t even my fault.” You ignored Jimin’s voice as you stormed away from him and walked into the kitchen. The only thing you wanted to do right now was get away from him, but it seemed that no matter how far you got from him he would just appear right behind you again.

“Yes, Jimin, I am serious. What would make you think otherwise?” Your tone was bitter, anger flooding through you and exiting in the form of words. There was no other way for you to release it so you just had to deal with trying your best to stay calm and not completely flip out on your boyfriend. Jimin sighed loudly before speaking again, causing you to turn around and look at him.

“She was just a fan, fan’s get close. It’s not my fault.” He argued. You rolled your eyes, feeling more anger rise at the fact that he was trying to defend himself over this. The picture had been all over twitter and it seemed that ARMY’s were going crazy over it. They had been tweeting it at you, waiting for some kind of reaction, but you held back until the moment he got home and you could confront him about it.

“It’s your fault that you didn’t try to ask her to move, and it’s your fault that you didn’t mention me, you know, your girlfriend.” You said.

“God you always get like this.” Jimin’s tone surprised you, and you couldn’t help but feel a little taken aback by his words. There wasn’t anything about it that was very different, just a slight undertone of frustration that you weren’t used to. Jimin was always calm with you, even now while you were practically yelling at you he was keeping his normal tone.

“What do you mean I always get like this?” You asked.

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Let’s talk about this scene:

How Claire waits for Jamie to finish…..

Jamie immediately feels Claire is near. This is so beautiful…..

This little cheek kiss, while Claire’s right hand is on Jamie’s waist…..

Jamie’s smirk and Claire’s fingers giving Jamie comfort on his right arm…..

Awwww a kiss….. (I love the way Claire is holding Jamie’s arm.)

Their heads touching….. and again Claire hugging him.

Jamie’s little smirk when he sees Claire’s giggle…..

Claire being an adorable dork and being happy because they are alone and they can finally share a little cute moment…..

Jamie’s sexy movement to hold Claire closer to him…. (the way Claire is looking at him is also really sexy…..)

More kisses….. but this time they are happy kisses. They are both smiling.

THIS IS THE BEST LOOK I’VE EVER SEEN!!!!! He’s so smitten with her…..

The way Claire accommodates herself in Jamie’s arm. They fit so perfectly. I wanna cry!!!!!

THEIR ARMS ARE JOINED TOGETHER!!!! THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS!!!!!

Jamie listening carefully to Claire. He respects her so much. Everything she says is important to him…..

LOVE THEM!!!!!! TATTOO THIS GIF IN MY ARM…..

He doesn’t understand the meaning of the story Claire is telling but he is listening to it with so much attention…..

This is my fav moment. Jamie feels Claire is sad and the first thing he does is kissing her and hugging her closer to make her feel she’s not alone.

I’m so emotional….. the hands, his kiss on her cheek, his arm touching hers, her fingers on his arm…. 

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YOI Future!Verse ABO AU, Visual Headcanon Web Charts #01

So I always wanted to make one of these. Turns out my headcanons for the most part are WAY too wordy for these things and uh, they’re a bit of a mess >.>;; BUT I hope nonetheless that they’re somewhat fun to read even if barely legible, it was fun to make ^ ^;

1. Super basic relationship chart of the core members of the lovely poly family in this AU.

2. “Adults Think,” the color of each adult indicates their feelings towards the person to whom the arrow is pointing.

3. “Kids Think,” the color of each OC kid indicates their feelings towards the person to whom the arrow is pointing.

There’s obviously a lot more to it than what could be crammed in the lil text boxes, but a gist and pretty much the first things that immediately popped into my mind regarding their interactions. 2 and 3 also mostly show their thoughts while the kids are younger, which will change a bit as they grow up, to be covered in a future post.

*Recommended you right click view image to see full size bc the text is tiny oops

Because the text is so illegible, text only versions of charts 2 and 3 beneath cut, all elaborated quite a bit because I’m so rambly oops:

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IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AU: It’s Yuuri-centric polyamory in an ABO setting, Yuuri’s married to four mates (Victor, Yurio, Phichit, Minami) and they have OC kids.

BASICS of this AU

INTRO to how ABO works in this AU

OTHER POSTS (comics + illustrations) in the Future!Verse ABO section of my YOI Masterpost.

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Please keep ship bashing out of the comments/tags. Don’t like, just skip <3 Thank you.

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PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, EDIT, OR OTHERWISE USE MY ART WITHOUT MY EXPLICIT PERMISSION. More detailed rules available on my Rules & FAQ Post.

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My bullet points for the Steven Universe Wanted event:

- We needed more of the Diamonds

- I love Blue Pearl even more now she is such a good artist

- I love Blue Diamond even more now// she was willing to entertain the thought that PD Wasn’t shattered by Rose and wanted a proper trial and holy shit how cool was that tear force field thing???

- Are we gonna talk about that look the Pearls gave each other when PD’s Pearl was mentioned or what???

- Are we gonna talk about the face BD pulled when Blue Zircon accused a Diamond of shattering PD?

- I’m on board if the theory that WD shattered  PD is true BUT Yellow Diamond totally did it am I right??? She just got pissed, not surprised or shocked when Blue Zircon started accusing and the crying from What’s The Use of Feeling Blue was almost certainly from guilt

- I really wish we could’ve seen what happened if Steven and Lars hadn’t escaped because Blue was ready to stop YD’s shitttt

- I LOVE THE NEW GEMS (p.s. I have a Padparadscha Sapphire gemsona so seeing one in the show was super cool and she’s adorable)

- LARS FUCKING DIED

- LION FUCKING DIED

- WHERE THE FUCK WERE PERI AND LAPIS???

- I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THEY LEFT US ON THAT CLIFF HANGER I NEED MORE

- WE NEEDED MORE OF THE DIAMONDS

Alien AUs
  • “Okay, I know I told you I’m an alien and everything but I swear to god if you try to get me to say ‘greetings earthling’ I will punch you. Of course no one says that! What is this an ‘80s film!”
  • There’s this new kid in my school and they’re pretty weird. Not the cliche kind of weird, as in they actually don’t know how to fully operate as a human being and I think they might be an alien. 
  • “What am I if I fall in love with a being from a different planet? … No, i’m just wondering of course.”
  • “Uhm, hey, long story short I’m not from around here and there are people (with guns) chasing after me please please please let me hide in your house?” 
  • “I don’t know what would’ve been worse, me finding a bear in my kitchen at 4AM eating all my food or a cute alien eating all my food at 4AM.”
  • “Are all humans this cute?”
  • “I got hunted down and dragged out of hiding and now I’m in some scary lab (pretty sure I’m about to be dissected) but just before the operation this scientist came in to check everything was alright, wait what you’re unhooking me from the machine now we’re running away out of the science lab. man, maybe humans aren’t that shitty afterall.” 
  • “We crashlanded on Earth and despite being rivals we’re too scared to think straight and we keep clinging onto each other for dear life, oh god those humans think we’re a couple, quick you zogloid kiss me before they realise anythi— damn, you actually did it.”
  • “You’re my alien friend and I’ve decided to run you through all the human things you don’t understand, starting with films. I decided to pick Star Trek and I can’t get over the fact how you’re so fixated on the screen and characters, omg you’re adorable.”
  • (Alternatively) “You’re my alien friend and I’ve decided to run you through all the human things you don’t understand, starting with films. I decided to pick Star Trek and honestly I’m about to lose it because all you’ve been doing throughout the whole film is rant about how it’s so inaccurate and how that would never happen and watching you get so (adorably) angry about it is a lot more entertaining that watching the film.” 
  • “I was meant to only come to Earth to get information about humans so my race could figure out how to dominate the planet but I think I’m falling in love with my test subject, shit.”
  • “I don’t understand human emotions or motives but who the sparax made you cry I’m GOING TO HUNT THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM — too much?”
  • “I was always taught that humans were really horrible creatures, but something must be wrong with your DNA because you’re the most adorable, funny human I’ve ever seen… did I say that outloud?”
  • “Dude, just because I come from a different planet doesn’t mean I can’t understand English. Yes this does mean I did understand that comment you made about my butt.”

requests are open!