cryin-so-hard

Daud:  i;m so sorry corvo i di dnt mean to kill theu empress…………….fuck i was so stupid…………….no one shouold have to kiull an empress……………………it was terriuble of me and re gr et it every day fuck im so sorry i;;;m cryin so hard and shakin i;;m

Corvo: … ok i’ll let you go

Daud:

Daud: you know what

Daud: this is the outsider’s fault

Daud: let’s kill a god

hello , my friends, it is I.. anti karadanversbitch. I’m fuckin cryin I’m famous.. id like to thank my besties anti @lenaluthorsbitch , anti @karamelsource and anti @luthores for teaching me how to hop on the damn salt train.. and I’d like to give a shoutout to @gaylenaluthor , who, with my teaching, will hopefully soon also earn the title “anti”. Boop!

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hey arkane i fixed dishonored

Daud: i didn;t mean to KILL the empress…………..im so sorry corvoe i fucccked up ia reugreit it so much………….i CAN’T stop havin bad dreams about u killin m e for ruinin your life…………i dk i m just so?????????? i;;; m cryin so hard and shakin god no one should have to kill AN emp ress………….ive had enouggh killin i prrromise to be a good noodle just pls don;;;t kill m e

Corvo: thats cute (glasses him)

Shit the signs say
  • Aries: what the hell is this shit
  • Taurus: seriously? Not again.
  • Gemini: I CANT EVEN.
  • Cancer: fuck this shit.
  • Leo: Ugh why am I so emotional right now
  • Virgo: I need to get this done wtf
  • Libra: CRYIN SO HARD
  • Scorpio: but what happens when I die.
  • Sagittarius: I hate everyone rn.
  • Capricorn: sex sex sex I like sex.
  • Aquarius: I look hot today.
  • Pisces: I'm a fish, swim swim swim.
heres a post i found in my drafts called how fake are the signs
  • aries: fjdhsg aries love to be all "hey i tell it like it is!!" but mostly ur all bark no bite... a lot of aries are fake nice instead of fake hard but ur all pretty sensitive and whether u admit it or not, u want to be liked. which is good cuz generally ur often pretty likable even tho u wont fuckin stop sayin "fight me" or whatever
  • taurus: u will never get a handle on tauruses as a whole but u guys r really big on testing the waters and seeing what the meanest shit u can get away with saying is. but u hate hurting ppls feelings usually even if u wont admit it. also taurus party is gossip party
  • gemini: honestly less fake than ppl think. ur issue is ur not really sure who u are/want to be so you say really un self aware shit that makes ppl think ur fake. but also generally you suck at confrontation which makes u accidentally fake but u dont even do it on purpose u just got a complex
  • cancer: SO FAKE CHILL u want everyone to think you roll with the punches and generally they do think that up until they know you better and realize u still hold a grudge against that kid who took the last yellow crayon just when u wanted to color the sun
  • leo: leos are like "whatever i dont care" one second and then "PLEASE LOVE ME I CANT DIE ALONE" the next and then after that "if i have to die alone at least im doing it beautifully and better than everyone"
  • virgo: DBSNDIDNHB NO DUDE VIRGOS LIKE, virgos are all "ugh i hate fake ppl" but honestly virgos are the most likely to be fake. ur so high strung but u dont want anyone to know it and sometimes if theres nothing to be high strung about u invent stuff. and ur also rarely if ever self aware like u say shit like "be honest with me" when in actuality u want someone to just agree with u or tell u what u want to hear........ thats ok tho. ur friends and shit love u anyway
  • libra: yall go between being ludicrously earnest and p fake... there are a lot of fake tuff libras and a lot of fake nice libras but all of u are genuinely weird. sometimes ppl think u say weird shit so ppl will think ur ~quirky~ but naw u just say some real shit sometimes
  • scorpio: scorpios can go either way really... unlike aries n virgo when u say mean shit its not for the rxn so much as bc u were like "i could stop myself from saying this but like...........ehh". ur secretly sensitive but its not secret bc ur fake its secret bc u got ur bitter crunchy shell guarding ur gooey insides and everyone thought u were crunchy the whole way thru cuz nobody wanted to risk takin a bite. but then u have ur highly conflict avoidant scorpios who r the most passive aggressive mother fuckers but they still got that squishy sensitive interior... and some scorpios are SOOOOOO NOT SELF AWARE TOO the recipe for a fake scorpio is conflict avoidant + lack of self awareness
  • sagittarius: prob the LEAST fake sign. if ppl think ur fake its bc ur mouth ran away with u and said some shit that wasnt true and you realized that after u said it but once it was out of ur mouth it was too late so u just kept talkin n hoped nobody noticed. u DO fake being happy as a coping mechanism or use jokes to deflect bc u dont want ppl to worry but a lot of the time u r just genuinely goofy
  • capricorn: not THAT fake tbh. when ur fake u got a reason for it like ambition or cuz its easier/simpler... ur more likely to keep stuff close to the chest, be a lil cagey. kinda makes u come off as faker than u are really. ppl just dont believe u when ur like talking abt the kind of psn u are
  • aquarius: either too lazy, too tired or too excitable to be fake. like u TRY tbh but u cant keep it up. like ur personality is a pile o dirty dishes and u couldnt find the fabreeze so u were like "it is what it is"
  • pisces: honestly the most pisces thing ive ever seen was someone cryin so hard her fake eyelashes fell off. u try to be fake sometimes but ur emotions and also tears weaken the glue of ur resolve