Shit the signs say
  • Aries:what the hell is this shit
  • Taurus:seriously? Not again.
  • Gemini:I CANT EVEN.
  • Cancer:fuck this shit.
  • Leo:Ugh why am I so emotional right now
  • Virgo:I need to get this done wtf
  • Scorpio:but what happens when I die.
  • Sagittarius:I hate everyone rn.
  • Capricorn:sex sex sex I like sex.
  • Aquarius:I look hot today.
  • Pisces:I'm a fish, swim swim swim.


“It’s like a best friend but more. It’s the one person who knows you better than anyone else. It’s someone who makes you into a better person…. actually, no. You do that yourself- because they inspire you. A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. It’s the one person who knew you, and accepted, and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens, you’ll always love them.”

{Credits to whoever made these wonderful edits c:)

pearlsparkles-deactivated201502 asked:

ay buttercream beauty. let me get it from the front and yo boyfriend can do it in your backdoor and we can have a fuckin great time. kik me @whiteboyidiotmatingablonde

DP from my two favs I’m peppering my anus as we speak I know you packin it so I gotta start toyin now if you nomsayin ima HOLLA @ you on kik for the location


remember when i made this

i still like it

dxspisedarchive asked:

あ >:)

Send me a あ for my muses rambling on about how much they love yours.

“Jayson? How much do I love Jayson? That’s an extremely easy question for me, I love him a lot. See, he says it a lot, and always tells me that he loves me more than I love him, but I know that that is one hundred and ten percent not true. I literally love him more, not even just more than he loves me, I love him more than anyone else on this Earth. He makes me smile until my cheeks hurt every single time I’m with him, he makes me happier than I’ve ever been in my entire life and I honestly love him more than literally anyone else in this entire world. I’m—— I’m so gay when I talk about him, but really—— He’s my forever.