crustie

anonymous asked:

Hook a girl up and find me a straight man who loves emotion

You’ll only find one of those crusty hipsters who thinks he’s on a higher plane of existence and thinks he’s progressive for not saying “faggot”

PAULIE IS THE MOST GODDAMN FUCKING COCKY ASSHOLE IN THIS GODDAMN STUPID FUCKING HOUSE!!!! I GODDAMN FUCKING HATE HIS UGLY ASS CRUSTY MAYO RODENT FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

a crusty tao stan.. why am i not surprised

before a “crusty tao stan” i am an exo-l and you would now if you did the most minimal research about my blog. have a lovely day!

isolatedshadow  asked:

Jeremun one time there was a man touching trying to touch my cousin while they were on the school bus she told him to stop and he slapped her. She pushed him down into the bus isle and started beating him up then the bus driver looked over and asked why she was beating him up.(girl bus driver) my cousin told the bus driver and she let her continue to beat him up the whole time. Lmao that boy got jacked the shit up XD

G O O D!! GIVE THAT BITCH WHAT HE DESERVES!! WTF A GIRL SAYS NO TO YOUR FUCKIN CRUSTY ASS HANDS ALL UP ON HER AND YOU FUCKING S L A P HE R?!?! FUCK HIM SERIOUSLY WTF

anonymous asked:

Hello. It's me. From the maker of Basic Ass Girlfriends™ I bring you: Basic Ass Friends Volume I Roy English™ Really? Your fake deep white boy ass wants to call the 5SOS fans (bc you don't have any fans on your own) hoes? The only one in this situation riding anyone else is you riding 5SOS's coattails. Also isn't hiding behind filters Crusty the Clown and Arzaylea's job? Stop trying to be the Walmart knockoff offspring of Matty Healy and Eminem and calm your fake deep Banksy wannabe ass down.

anonymous asked:

Sorry I keep doing this 😂 I actually have a question. Who do you ship together in BTS? Is that even proper grammar? Whatever

it ship myself and (not mom’s crusty ass) ramen

thejgatsbykid  asked:

for the 6 man FMKK: Jar Jar Binks, Sheev Palpatine, Crispy Egg McMuffin Darth Vader (ep 4-6), the naked guy from that video u sent me where he like wanted to kill some youtuber and he had that airsoft gun and kept going BRRAT BRRAT, Armitage Hux, Snoke

fucking f uk

fuck: jar jar binks bc he’s 6′5″ i mean

marry: snoke bc then i get to rule a good deal of the first order i mean come on, i’m sure snoke has a good dick

kiss: darth vader bc i gotta get that Crusty™ lip-look

kill: fuckwad hux and naruto man

@mxkahel

Since you blocked me 💁🏻


Ok clearly you don’t understand the fact that Blynn never harassed that person. He was ‘dragged’ to court because the other person’s parents didn’t enjoy the fact that he was biologically a female and by homophobic acts decided to take him to court for something that is /Legal/. Besides the fact that they have already both talked about this and solved the issue way back when and they both regret their decisions. Why you gotta bring up shit from 4 years ago? Why are you so desperate to start shit? I’ve been watching all this drama surrounding you for years. I know you posted nudes as a minor, i know you sent nudes to that said minor that you are talking about in the post. I know you sent nudes to people’s sig figs and had a thing w them while they were dating someone else. And yes, I know what shitty stunt you pulled on Oliver. I warned him about your crusty ass, it’s so sad I let him get fucked over by you because he actually cared about you.

anonymous asked:

You just roasted that anon and I didn't think it was possible, but I love you 10x more. You're my spirit animal ❤️❤️❤️ PS. your amazingly beautiful and don't EVER let anyone make you think otherwise. Only low life, hideous people hide behind the computer screen to harass others Okay have a nice night Admin M ❤️❤️❤️😘

let some crusty anon try and disrespect me again and i will show them.

-Admin M

i was tagged by @arushandapush to do this, thanks fellow MLG

Birthday: january 15th
Gender/pronouns: cis female, she/her
Relationship status: in a cute af relationship
Zodiac: capricorn
Siblings: younger sister and older brother
Pets: none. can you fucking believe that. i want 274 and i have none
Love or lust: love
Lemonade or iced tea: iced tea
Cats or dogs: DOGS!!!
Coke or Pepsi: i was always your average pepsi hater but recently found out it basically tastes just as good as coke, if not a little better sometimes. i’m not a huge lover of sodas though
Day or night: night
Text or call: i don’t call a lot because i feel more comfortable with texting but whenever i do call i actually love it a lot more
Met a celebrity: none worth mentioning
Smile or eyes: smile
Shorter or taller: taller
Chapstick or lipstick: i’d rather have smooth, pretty lips with no lipstick on than chapped, crusty lips with lipstick that won’t stay on properly. so, chapstick
City or country: city
Last song I listened to: Radiohead - Karma Police

i tag: @sadsmiths, @thiccmorrissey, @inadarkenedunderpass, @taxxman and @vunv