crushes-aye

anonymous asked:

#Confesiones Una vez fui a una peda pero yo había dicho que no me iba a embriagar (por qué siempre hago el ridículo y pues no) pero en la fiesta estaba mi crush, el estaba tomando y dije que más da, comencé a tomar. Al final terminamos en una reta de quien tomaba más y el vomitó primero (así que yo gané) de lo feliz que estaba salté y le vomité enzima☹️ la peor vergüenza de toda mi vida. Soy Géminis y ahora le caigo de la verga a mi crush :''(

HDHSHSSJEHJS
Ay we muero😂😂😂
Moraleja: Jamás hagas una competencia de quién toma más con tu crush, te terminará odiando (?
-Yuki🐱😂

Carrot and Stick

“I appreciate what you gave to me Coach, but I can’t do this anymore,”

“You’re joking, Leon. This is a piece of shit for you, you know you can do better than this,”

“But Coach, I can’t. Look, I’m sweating as fuck and the growth really make me spurt in my pants. I mean, I’m cycling but my jizz keep shooting, isn’t that impossible?”

“Well, you can stop. But don’t whine to me when you lose all those muscle,”

He stared at me with that look of anger and said

“Fuck you. If you’re not my Coach, you’ll be crushed into pieces!”

“Ay ay ay, watch what you said boy,” I said to him, flicking my finger and poof, gone his tree trunk legs

“OH SHOOT COACH PLEASE I’M JUST KIDDING!”

I flick my finger again and said

“If you dare to act out like that to me again, you know the consequences,” I said, whispering to his ear while rubbing his sweaty abs

“Okay Coach,” he nodded obediently

Originally posted by arranarofan

Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like in a game of chess the QUEEN protects the KING.

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Pitong buwan. Pitong buwan na siyang sa akin.

Nagsimula sa simpleng crush, naghintay sa loob ng higit isang taon magkaroon lang ng pagkakataon. Pagkakataong makilala siya. Makilala at mahalin pa. Hindi ko nga namamalayan na ang simpleng crush ay mauuwi sa totohanan. Sa loob ng isang tao, nakikita ko kung gaano ka ka-worth it mahalin. Hindi mo alam na sa kabila ng mga sakit na nararanasan mo, meron ka palang napapasayang tao dahil lang sa mga ngiti mo: AKO. Hanggang dumating sa punto na hindi ko na kayang itago pa ang nararamdaman ko. Lahat ng bagay hindi inaasahan. Walang dapat asahan. Pero alam ko na kung gusto ko siyang alagaan, dapat kalimutan ko na ang takot ko, dahil walang mangyayari kung hindi ko lalakasan ang loob ko.

Pitong buwan, pitong buwan na asaran. Pitong buwan na pikunan. Pitong buwan na kulitan.
Ano pa nga bang mahihiling ko? Sa tingin ko wala na mahal ko, nandiyan ka na eh. At kahit na ano pang dumating na problema at pagsubok, kakayanin ko, wag ka lang mawala sa piling ko. Sa araw araw lalo akong napapasaya ng mga ngiti mo. Wala akong masabi kapag nakangiti ka na sa akin mahal ko. Kapag nagpapaliwanag ka sa akin, or nagkukwento ka ng kung anu-ano, or basta trip mo lang dumaldal ng todo, kalahati ng pagkatao ko, tinitingnan ang pagbuka ng mga labi mo, ang kislap ng mga mata mo, o kapag kinikilig ka, ang pamumula ng pisngi mo. Tapos kalahati nun, kunwari okay lang ako, at hindi ako apektado. Napag-isip isip ko na sobrang nababaliw na nga ako sa'yo, oo nakakatakot, kasi baka sa sobrang pagmamahal ko, kung ano na ang magawa ko. Pero ang sarap kasi ng pakiramdam kapag kasama kita mahal ko. Literal na tatawirin ko kahit na ano, makasama ka lang ng matagal.

Pitong buwan, pitong buwan na pagmamahalan. Pitong buwan na walang sawaan.
Sa bawat pagsubok na ating napagdadaanan, imbes na mabawasan, ang pagmamahal ko sa'yo lalong nadadagdagan. Yung kapag natutulog ka sa tabi ko, tapos naiisip ko, hawak hawak ko na sa mga kamay ko, yung taong tinuturing ko ng mundo. Hindi talaga mawala sa mukha ko ang mga ngiti ko. Yung tingin sa'yo ng lahat ng tao ay isang mahinang babae, pero ang tingin ko sa'yo napakatapang mo. Matapang ka at sobrang lakas mo. Ikaw yung tipo ng taong gagawin lahat para sa mahal niya, kung hindi yun kalakasan, ewan ko na. Basta ang alam ko, sobrang swerte ko na ako ang minahal mo.

Yung dating hinihiling lang niya, na sana matauhan na, na sana mapansin din siya, hindi lang siya basta nakilala, minahal pa siya. Wala ng mas sasaya pa di ba? Yung akala ko, wala ng makakatanggap sa akin ng ganito, meron pa palang isang tulad niya, na handang umunawa at magpatawad ng totoo, yung hindi ka susumbatan kapag nag-aaway kayo. Meron pa palang ganito, ang saya saya ko na ako ang minahal mo.

Hindi kita iiwan, hindi kita susukuan.
Ang makilala ka ay isang malaking laro ng tadhana. Dumating tayo sa buhay ng isa’t isa sa panahong kailangan natin ng dahilan upang mabuhay pa. Dumating ka, binago mo ang buhay ko. Binago mo dahil sa kagustuhan kong maging tama para sa'yo, nagbago ako. Nagbago ako para sa ikabubuti ng relasyong ito. Oo, ikaw ang inspirasyon ko. Ikaw lang ang kailangan ko.

Salamat, salamat sa pagtake ng risk sa pagmamahalang ito. Sa pagbibigay ng tsansa na magbago ako. Sobrang sarap sa pakiramdam bawat segundo na kasama kita mahal ko. Na sana tumigil na ang oras kapag yakap yakap kita sa braso ko. Sobrang dami kong naiisip mahal ko, mga plano nating gusto ko ng mabuo. Sobrang hulog na hulog na ako sa'yo. Hanggang ngayon nahuhulog pa rin ako. At alam mo mahal? Hindi ako natatakot, dahil alam ko sa dulo, nandoon ka, para saluhin lahat ng pagmamahal ko sa'yo.

Oo, nagsimula tayo sa wala. Pero sisiguraduhin kong lahat ng ito, ay hindi babalik sa wala. Mahal kita, mahal na mahal kita. Hindi ako magsasawang sabihin at iparamdam yan sa'yo. Salamat mahal, salamat. Hinding hindi ako mawawala sa'yo, magpapakasal pa tayo.

rejection. injection. nakakatakot parehas. :——-( yoko na umasa matutulog na ako. isang cover naman jan crush. joke. goodnight, ay wala palang good.

anonymous asked:

9 and 14 oops For Karmella aye

9. Crushes?
Surprisingly, its easy for her to have a crush (its just a crush afterall) but hard to persuade her to admit who she likes. I wont tell who she likes at the moment, though :^)

14. Biggest regret?
Being born? Jk. She has harmed one or many of the other nations (or their citizens) before back in the Spanish Occupation due to paranoia. The other nations probably forgot about it but she still hasn’t.

parastranger-deactivated2017061  asked:

Meron akong crush dati. Ay di pala first love ko. Bata pa ako nun malandi na ako. Kapitbahay ko siya. Lagi kaming pinapartner sa school or sa flores de mayo. Tapos siya ung unang taong nagpahanga sa akin. Siya lang kasi marunong magsintas nun haha tapos nung bday ko. Kiniss niya ako sa cheeks. Tuwang tuwa ako nun. La na ako paki sa gifts. Hanggang sa lumipat sila ng bahay at never ko na siyang nakita. Walang makakaalala ng whole name niya.

Aw saklap. Pero malay mo one day masalubong mo na lang siya. Mararamdaman mo naman kapag feeling mo nakikala mo na ang isang tao eh. Charroooooot so cute story namern pero confirmed bata ka palang maharot ka na pak ganoin

anonymous asked:

Payat. Malabo mata. Tapos crush niya ako Hahahaha.

Ay for sure crush mo rin sya. 😊 edi kayo na crush ng crush nyo hahaha bitter pala. Chos 😂 sino ba yang crush mo. Hmm 🤔

anonymous asked:

i know we can credit this blessed hug to the amazing god Oh Sehun, however i fully believe that this all happened because you were at the concert, the ChanBaek queen. IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GETTING TO SEE IT LIVE <3

Hello there darling~ <3 (to the anon who asked this pls read till the end if you can ^^) First of all, 

Full!Vid


YES THE HUG IS AWESOME IKR. THE MOMENT I SAW SEHUN DRAGGING BH TOWARDS CY’S BACK AND BH WAS SO STIFF 

SO I WAS WONDERING WHAT CAN OUR MAKNAE BE PLANNING TO DO BC BH WAS STANDING SO STIFFLY AND IS SMILING LIKE HE’S SHY. 

AND THEN I SAW THE ALMIGHTY OH SEHUN TURNING CY AROUND TO FACE BH AND I WAS LITERALLY

BASICALLY, I COULDN’T TAKE ANY VIDS BC I WAS SO SURPRISED AND I WAS JUST GAPING AND MY EYES WERE JUST WIDE AF AND I WASN’T EVEN ABLE TO SCREAM CHANBAEK/BAEKYEOL (unlike the fanboy behind me yes fanboy, who was screaming “ChanBaek” like there was no tomorrow)

But I srsly wasn’t able to say anything. I was just staring and thinking: “Did I just fcking witness one of the most glorious BaekYeol moment ever live?”

And upon realizing that I was:

Just kidding! (no not really I felt like crying and worshiping Oh Sehun right then and there but I can’t coz there’s still a bunch of songs left for the concert and I can’t be a crying mess just yet)


AND YASS THEN HERE’S COME THE DELULU ME. No BaekYeol text post created by me is delulu free so…keke

You know it’s weird bc Cy was resistant af and he’s smiling as if he’s super shy AND WHEN WAS CY EVER SHY TOWARDS INITIATING SKINSHIP WITH OTHER MEMBERS. His reaction srsly screams “What what what omg omg omg omg omg.”

And isn’t Bh and Cy rly close? They’re obv comfortable around each other and it was obv in their vroom vroom broadcast and they also said so themselves. SO there ain’t rly any reason to get embarrassed abt a simple hug when they’ve done similar stuff.

These also happened on cam so why weren’t they embarrassed to do skinship here? Did time change it? How so? They felt awkward after finding out that they’re being shipped with each other and that there r ppl like me who honestly considers that Bh and Cy might be something more than friends? Nuh-uh I think that’s not the case.

Bc hello? Would Bh and Cy keep being in the Vapp together and having interactions if they rly did feel awks when they know that can spark shippers’ delusions?

coz they did this during exo’luxion in manila too. The “forced and awkward hug” as anti BaekYeol ppl would call it wasn’t the only BaekYeol moment okiiee? Just, no. I don’t think Bh and Cy is that bothered abt being shipped with each other. If you wanna know why I think that’s the case read this.


And y’know Cy’s able to do skinship with Kai, Ksoo, Sehun, all the other members without an ounce of shame. But why in the world is Cy acting like he’s gonna do skinship with a fellow member for the first time when Sehun is bringing him and Bh to do a fake kiss which I think is a part of their exo’luxion perf but they usually do the fake kiss bet. Jongdae and Junmyeon (I think. correct me if I’m wrong)

But here comes the almighty Oh Sehun. It seems like he took notice of the big ass ChanBaek banner that the BaekYeol shippers in the PH created (God bless CBFUPH) and made an effort to display in their area. So maybe the Oh so generous Sehun thought “why not give them the pleasure to experience some fanservice?”

And y’know, if Bh and Cy just outright did the fake kiss without any hesitation then I would’ve fangirled so hard but I’d know that it was fanservice and it ain’t that special. Coz it may not be obv but I am still somehow rational. (a lil bit I think haha)


But anw~

they were supposed to do a fake kiss. Just ONE FAKE KISS which the other members could do with no worries but WHY WAS BH AND CY (esp Cy) BEING SO DAMN RESISTANT AND EMBARRASSED ABT IT. Bh and Cy’s reaction says a lot for me tbh.

Bc who tf gets shy for hugging a friend. Srsly who? And they’re the same gender what’s there to be so shy about? Bc they’re guys? Duh Bh and Cy hugs other members with no shame. And that’s srsly what irked me the most. WHY DID BH AND CY LOOK SO EMBARRASSED (in very diff ways)

In general, Cy isn’t rly shy. He CAN do fanservice with no worries seeing as how he acts like Kai’s fan and how he usually clings around Ksoo. And Bh is just plain fond of skinship bc it’s quite obv with how he does it with other members. 

But they were just so awkward (yes it was awkward I know) and shy when they were being dragged by Sehun to do a fake kiss or hug! And tbh the fact that they were awkward only made it more special for me. Bc being plain platonic friends would mean that they can hug easily and with no hint of awkwardness.

Coz we all know feeling awkward while hugging your friend would either mean u ain’t close with them, u had a fight with them, OR there is tension bet. u two that can only occur when one has feelings for the other. In other words, sexual tension. I AIN’T SAYING THERE WAS ACTUAL SEXUAL TENSION DURING THE HUG OKAY I’M JUST SAYIN’ THE POSSIBILITIES. CHILL! LEL

THEY LOOK LIKE TWO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS WHO HAVE A CRUSH ON EACH OTHER BUT DOESN’T KNOW IT AND SEHUN’S THEIR MUTUAL FRIEND WHO CAN’T STAND THE TENSION AND FORCES THE TWO TO HUG EACH OTHER BUT SINCE THEY’RE RLY SHY THEY TRY TO GET AWAY FROM EMBARRASSMENT BUT SEHUN IS FORCEFUL SO WITH ALL THE AWKWARDNESS TWO HS STUDENTS CAN HAVE THEY HUGGED SO THAT SEHUN WOULD STOP.

they SRSly HuGGE D eVEN IF IT waS JUSt FOR a sEC

AND BH JUST HONESTLY COMPLETES MY DELUSION WITH THAT EXPRESSION. LIKE IF I HUGGED MY CRUSH I’D PROB BE LIKE THAT AS WELL. JUST LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE SMILE AND THE FACT THAT HE EVEN CLOSED HIS EYES WHILE HUGGING CY JUST…  “whAT IS LIFE hOW TO FcKINg cHILL ?? !”

Not to mention Bh pulled down his hat before he and Cy hugged. For what reason? To cover something? I THINK BH WAS EXPECTING HE AND CY WERE GONNA DO THE FAKE KISS LOL HS CRUSH MATERIAL AF. HNGGGSS.

Then Cy pushing Bh away bc it’s feels awkward hugging ur crush aye? No srsly I have no idea why Cy didn’t want to hug Bh that much. Fishy fishy~

Huhu and I saw it live. If you darlings saw it live the feels would be doubled up! I swear! Their chemistry in real life is so strong! I mean on cam it is already strong, but in real life, you’ll just realize why ppl ship them so much together bc once they’re beside each other it’s just so…UGHH!

Short!BONUS

I read this theory that Bh and Cy might have gotten a lil bit of a fight. And that the fight is most likely Bh’s fault. Sehun knew abt it and as the nosy maknae that he is, decided that he should make things even MORE awkward (or maybe hoping that they’d male up) by forcing them to hug.

Which is actually a tad bit believable bc Bh is being one clingy pup. And not to mention before the hug, Cy was the one who was turning away and Bh is just standing there.

And while they were hugging, Bh was kinda trying to hold on and Cy pushed Bh and acted like nothing happened. But that is just a theory I read and we don’t know if it’s real and I’m deluded…so yeah! HAHA


And ofc, let us all take a moment to appreciate our instigator, the almighty: Oh Sehun.

They were selling a bunch of these before the concert. There were KaiSoo ver. Hunhan ver. and BaekYeol ver. Each ver. has diff pics. The one Sehun is wearing is just 1 out of the 5(?) designs I saw for BaekYeol. I think it’s obv our country’s EXO-Ls are BaekYeol and KaiSoo trash HAHA.

Just look at our BaekYeol president. Isn’t he looking majestic and beautiful just doing his thing? And Bh is just there smiling to himself as if he’s abt to get a hug from his long time crush. Oh wait, isn’t that what’s rly happening? Kidding kidding keke. no not really :P


And a short info abt my experience in exo’luxion in Manila ^^ (u can skip this if u want)

I SUGGEST YOU DARLINGS GO TO VIP SEATED OR LOWER BOX. Or just anywhere just MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A SEAT. Bc if you think being in VIP floor means you get to enjoy the most, nuh-uh. I was in the VIP floor, I might be one of the closest ppl to the stage but I could barely see them! In the end, I needed to move to the back part where I won’t die of suffocation to at least see them. And see EXO live I did, but during certain times, I could only see their back.

Plus my legs hurt like hell rn bc I was standing for 3 hours straight as well as jumping around bc it was so fun like a party and even tho ur tired you’ll be hit by adrenaline and just start jumping around and screaming coz “Some awesome song which isn’t in their albums + Machine + Drop that + Run” was plain jumping and jumping courtesy of DJ!Yeol in a suit who was blond AND IS SUPER HOT AF IN REAL LIFE HIS BICEPS ARE THE REAL DEAL. Plus Cy was the most energetic amongst all the members in my opinion, he kept on encouraging fans to sing with them and to scream and he was also the one who threw in the most ad-libs.

And make sure to bring catchy stuff! When I was being suffocated at the front part of the VIP floor which is very near the stage Bh was dancing JUST IN FRONT OF US so I raised my fan with Bh’s face in it along with a lightstick and once Bh saw it he raised his eyebrows while smiling and dancing and I didn’t want to be delusional so I’ll just say that he looked at my direction and that was more than enough for me. If you guys wanna get a certain to look at your direction, know where he’s positioned and bring a catchy item so they’ll notice it! Bh is mostly at the right side btw bc I was there. Jongin picked up a chicken drumstick stuffed toy happily so just think of any good stuff! :D

And remember, it doesn’t matter if the members notice you or not (at least not for me) what matters most is that you enjoy the concert and to have fun! Don’t spend the entire concert taking pics/vids bc you always see EXO on screen! Put your gadgets down for at least one song and lose yourself for a moment bc I barely took pics/vids and I can honestly say I had the time of my life just watching EXO perform live and taking in the fact that I’m seeing the real boys I thought I can only see through screens. It was overwhelming and absolutely amazing.

But I still wished I could’ve been sitting down HAHA. And also, don’t forget to have a bottle of water with u bc u r gonna be thirsty af (literally) after screaming ur lungs out and jumping like crazy. All in all, it was fun! ^^ Although, it was kinda sad that yixing wasn’t there. Srsly I felt annoyed that he wasn’t with the other members but I needed to enjoy so I just sucked it up haha.

SILVER OCEAN! Which is wider btw I just wasn’t able to take a pic of it all.

SOOOOOO much confetti fell down during unfair and it was like snow it was sooooo beautiful and precious <3

that’s Bh. So HD I know. U can see Bh’s pores from my pic, thank me later.

That’s Bh and Cy. And again with my HD pics, u can thank me later.

Jk. So those are my low quality pics bc I didn’t take much and I was shaking haha. Okay that’s all, feel free to ask me if you have any questions! ^^



Lastly, to the anon who sent this ask. Thank you so much for sending me a message <3 and omg omg that is so nice of you to say! The hug happened bc I was there?? Nawwww although I think it was all thanks to the other Filipino CB shippers, I’ll just think that it did happen bc I was there haha.

And me? A ChanBaek queen? Dayum my ChanBaek queen is puppy store tbh (she was in the concert but I have no idea what she looks like) But thanks for thinking that darling! I’m beyond flattered by your words and I’m honestly touched that you’re happy for me, it means a lot bc I AM VERY happy that I saw the BaekYeol hug live TT___TT Thank you again, I love you~ and I hope you have a great day!

One last picture of Bh and Cy looking like two high school students who have a crush on each other so they feel extremely shy when their friend forced them to hug keke it is so cute! <3