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OH LORD

I am having such a self love, body-appreciating day! I did HIIT and I realized that people weren’t facing the mirrors at the gym so I was like perfect, I’ll take some mirror selfies. Well lemme tell you, I was staring at myself (not in a vain way). My booty without flexing looks a lot more plump to me than usual (yes, my butt is still quite flat and not perky, but it’s a work in progress!) I am so ecstatic with the definition I’m seeing in my biceps, tris, and I felt I needed allllllll the photos in this set on my blog. Feeling myself today and honestly, couldn’t be happier!

Somepony Special
Continued from “Crush”…

bigbluaceg4 said: You’re blushing like a beetroot in summer. Anonymous said: Aww Blazing has a crush! quickslash said: ay yo, im sure your time will come with the princess.

fracturedloyalty asked: It’s the hips, isn’t it? Everyone knows Celestia has some bomb-ass child-birthin’ hips. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. quickslash asked: It’s the neck, isnt it. velvet-melody said: Yoooo whatever you say homegirl. Although we all know the sun ain’t called a “heavenly body” for nothin ya dig? passionquill asked: Not that I’m interested or anything, but does a mare as #Fresh as you have somepony special in your life? *Shifty eyes*

The worst part of having a crush on someone?

it’s the progression from lil crush to full crush status.

When it’s just a lil baby crush telling you ‘Ay, that person is hella cute and sweet and funny and not an asshole’.

And your just

‘shit. Nope. Not gonna- not goonnna feeellllll-Fuck. I like them a lot.’

5 reasons kung bakit di ka crush ng crush mo

Oo andun na tayo. Nakita natin si crush but sadly,ayaw mo man isipin na hindi ka nya crush. Awww, ang sadnu? eto yung 5 reason kung bakit hindi ka crush ng crush mo.

1.) Turn off

Unang una sa listahan. Ayaw sa’yo! Kung ikaw ba naman ay maitim ang kilikili at may nakakamatay na amoy, ibang usapan na ‘yan. Hanap ng iba sister! Hanapin mo yung taong tatanggapin ka at kung sino ka. Hindi titignan ang appearnace mo at ang amoy mo. Hindi worth it ng crushness mo ang lalaking tinitignan lang ang panlabas na katawang-tao mo. Malay natin, si James Reid pala ang nakatadhana sa’yo. Malay lang naman, huwag umasa. :)

2.) Baka naman pareho kayo ng type ;)

Reason number 2! Baka iisa lang ang inyong lahi. Tanggapin mo nalang na yung crush mo ay kaagaw mo na rin! Ang sad lang isipin na yung crush mo ay mas malandi pala sa’yo no? Parang tinampal ka ng realidad na hindi kayo pwede ng crush mo dahil pareho kayong alagad ng kababaihan! Pakainin mo ng mahiwagang bato at sabay nyong sabihin na, “Adarna” with feeling at pa demure effect!

3.) HIndi nya alam na gumagapang ka sa mundo

Pangatlo, wala syang kaalam-alam na nageexist ka sa mundo pero ikaw, alam mo kung anong brand ng brief ang ginagamit nya sa sobrang kapatayan mo sa kanya. Kahit maggagagangnam style ka pa sa harap nya, wala syang care o pake dahil in the first place hindi ka nya kilala at wala syang time para sayo. #InnerOuchNaBonggangBongga

4.) Baka may asawa na

Please lang naman, huwag mo ng patulan kung may asawa na! Mahabag ka sa mga anak nya! Kung alam mong masaya na yung crush mo sa asawa nya, i-let-it-go mo na yung feelings at mafrofrozen na yun at pwede mo ng ibato sa jowang nanloko sa’yo. Ganun lang. Hanap ng iba #Hanap-hanap-parap-pap-pap

5.) May crush ng iba

Nag-s-stalk ka sa fb nya at nalaman mong may crush sya. Ikaw naman nagtatalon na sa saya hoping na ikaw yung crush ng crush mo but sadly, yung bestfriend mo pala. Reaction? Bibili ng milk tea at magpapakamatay. Charring! De joke lang. Ang sadnu? Don’t worry naman bh3, makikita mo naman sya ng malapitan though kailangan mong kumapit sa bestfriend mong inagawan ka ng crush.