crushes are a thing

last monday i already developed a happy crush on one of the new students in my school and she’s so pretty and seems so smart and has a lot of similar interests but when we hung out during lunch that day she saw a number of girls in the cafeteria with short hair (like a boy) and she was all “oh…there are a lot of tomboys here?” and her tone was patronizing and off-putting yet i ignored it but just yesterday my friend heard her saying “i can’t stand that girl!!!! she has really short hair like a boy???” and now i don’t want to associate myself with her lol

things some girls do that are cute

-scrunch up their nose when they smile/laugh

-long hair: put in ponytails. bonus if the ponytail bounces

-curly hair: just cute no matter what ?? 

-short hair: b e d h e a d

-running a hand through their hair absentmindedly when they’re thinking

-also having short hair but it’s kind of grown out past its shape so their hairs just really floppy

-wear clothes that are too big and the sleeves go over their hands

-flannel shirts

- b l u s h i n g

-get really excited about things they like and their whole face lights up when you mention it

-being happy

-love their pets a lot

-squint when doing makeup like it’s the most complicated thing ever because tbh it is

-sing/hum under their breath thinking no one can hear

-love their friends a lot

- ;) 

girls are such a blessing oh my g o d

Flirting "nerd-style"
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>me:</b> look into my eyes<p/><b>my crush:</b> ... okay<p/><b>me:</b> as I suspected, your pupils dilated to 45%<p/><b>me:</b> thus you must be attracted to me<p/><b>my crush:</b> ...<p/><b>my crush:</b> you can't just-<p/><b>me:</b> I just did<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
  • you: marichat is the sin ship
  • me, an intellectual: marichat is the slow burn friends-to-lovers ship

cute date idea: we don’t go anywhere because neither of us have the energy after such a long week so, we lie in bed and you play with my hair while we watch stranger things for what feels like the 10,000th time. you tease me and try to scare me whenever there’s suspense in the show. I accidentally punch you.

People like you don’t notice girls like me. You’re the type of person to play sports and hang out with large group of people, whereas I’m the type of person to hang out with a few friends and read a book. Some say opposites attract, but not in my case.
—  opposites attract // excerpt from a book I’ll never write #9

His hair.
His clothes.
His smell.
His eyes.
His jaw.
His posture.
His mysteriousness.
His quietness.
His loudness.
His competitiveness.
His loyalty.
His dreams.
His goals.
His hands.
His love.
His grasp.
His anger.
His tears.
His smile.
His laugh.
His jokes.
His walk.
His run.
His point of view.
His opinions.
His morals.
His weirdness.
His smartness.
His stubbornness.
His surprises.
His family.
His heart.
His soul.
Every aspect of him, I love.

Roommates With Draco Part Four
  • Part Four: An Issue Arises
  • Draco, the day they moved in: Try not to fall in love with me, Potter
  • Harry: Ha, that won't be an issue, Malfoy
  • [one week later]
  • Harry, flooing Hermione: THERE IS AN ISSUE
when around a crush...

my brain: be cool, don’t act too interested otherwise they’ll notice somethings up and  do not try and be funny because you might end up embarrassing yourself.

then what ends up happening: comes across as uninterested to the point of boredom and seems boring with no originality

me: why am I like this

she admires him from afar,
sneaking glances every now
and then hoping he doesn’t
catch her staring at the boy
she’s in love with.
—  admire // except from a book I’ll never write #8

Have I mentioned that my favourite thing is Adam Parrish being bisexual af?

Just casually describing people as heart attacks like you do

Dude this is not subtle
you are a mess