crushcarnivore

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do a search for “free pizza"

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textbook is good food for your mind but we need food for our mouth

crushcarnivore  asked:

Did you have a favorite scary story as a kid?

I loved those Alvin Schwartz books (even though those illustrations are way too scary for kids or adults or any humans really and they show up in my nightmares sometimes ugh god they are so perfect and so creepy), and my favorite was the one about the girl who always wore the ribbon around her neck. It always made me really sad for some reason, but I loved it too?

crushcarnivore  asked:

wait wait wait i just got home from school and i need to know why bigbang are dressed like this (as opposed to the sound fashion decisions they make on every other occasion)

whoops i slipped into a coma nap for four hours but MORE IMPORTANTLY last night bigbang aged 60 years and looked GREAT DOING SO EXCEPT FOR GD’S HAT BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN DR. SEUSS CHARACTER

crushcarnivore replied to your post:

oh wow i’d give them all sponge baths if u know what i mean

crushcarnivore replied to your post:

yeah i’d watch the weather channel with them aaaaaaaall night long

crushcarnivore replied to your post:

oh yeah i’d push those wheelchairs through the park at a reasonable speed if u know what i mean

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is that a bag of wherther’s originals under their lap blankets or are they just glad to see me

sexy grandpas: the blog

crushcarnivore  asked:

WHAT IS THEIR HAIR WHAT IS EVEN WITH THEIR FACES AND

wait a second wait a second okay seungri is supposed to be mick jagger, gd’s keith richards and daesung is 5000% elvis but

does that make

top bOB DYLAN? ? AND WHO IS YB?? ?? I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA

edit: HE’S MICHAEL JACKSON

http://bigbangupdates.com/2008/12/big-bang-in-vogue-korea-december-2008.html#axzz2EQvAWeYV

AND SEUNGRI IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE PHOTOSHOOT EVER

crushcarnivore  asked:

I'm going to tell you what I wish someone had told me when I was trying to be the edgiest 12-year-old: NEVER WATCH TROMA FILMS. all of them feel like they were written by a middle schooler wearing a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt who swear they're going to marry a Suicide Girl.

the internet made yeti love story sound 10000x funnier than it actually was because that was the most terrifying thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life. also i love that their filmography includes gems like Cannibal! The Musical, Killer Condom, Surf Nazis Must Die, then the english dub of My Neighbor Totoro

crushcarnivore  asked:

WHY IS TOP ALWAYS SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH GOD IN THESE DOWNPITCHED VERSIONS WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IF I TRY TO CROSS THE OCEAN AT A CERTAIN TIME OF YEAR IT WILL OPEN UP AND TOP WILL BE THERE WAITING FOR UNHOLY VENGEANCE

“These BigBangs were not composed altogether of flesh and blood. They had shape - for did not this star-fashioned image prove it? - but that shape was not made of matter. When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, They could not live. But although They no longer lived, They would never really die.”

crushcarnivore  asked:

my introduction to dating sims was this horrible horrible RPG called Thousand Arms and the short version was you were this kid who was a COCKSURE BLACKSMITH and you had to forge your swords using the power of apparently however turned on you got all these random girls on all these horrible dates like seriously they had to reach a certain level of DTF so that you could forge a stronger more powerful sword I AM JUST NOW GETTING IT AS I AM TYPING IT WOW

wow incredible. .. truly with the power of…love.. .anything is possible

since i only had access to my grandmother’s mac growing up the only games i could play were Newgrounds flash dating sim knockoffs of my favorite anime and I’m not sure if you remember Newgrounds, carnivore, but

this is the reason i can’t date this is literally it this fucking flash game changed me