what the venus signs look for in a crush
  • aries venus:someone who is true. playful debate. respect. someone who is solid and strong. going on adventures. sharing interests.
  • taurus venus:comfort and simple romance. giving gifts. movie marathons. someone who is there for them. being heard. lots of alone time with their crush. depth.
  • gemini venus:lots of talking. someone who gets their train of thought. good conversation. picking each other's brains. charm and confidence. opening up, surprisingly.
  • cancer venus:consistency. being accepting. someone who inspires them and helps see life in a more beautiful way. someone who is DTC (down to commit).
  • leo venus:someone who shows signs of loyalty to them. being able to call someone in the middle of the night and having them pick up just to chat. someone special to them that also makes them feel special.
  • virgo venus:someone who respects them. someone kinda quirky but is perfect to them. lots of fun. interpersonally adventurous, spontaneity within the relationship. someone who gets their references.
  • libra venus:just looking at someone unique and beautiful even from a distance. something about them is different from others and they can't explain why. body language and tone of voice. maybe a little reserved and/or from space.
  • scorpio venus:someone who is different from them becomes interesting. when they can't tell the whole story behind someone and the mystique draws them in.
  • sagittarius venus:lighthearted fun. interesting and creative ideas being shared. no pressure to be or do anything they don't want to. being inspired.
  • capricorn venus:someone who shares interests. can have real discussions but also share memes. someone who wants to hang around even during the worst moments. feeling confident in conversation.
  • aquarius venus:someone who can introduce things to them. someone to take their ideas seriously. lots of jokes and lightheartedness. nothing to bring them down.
  • pisces venus:listening to each other. small gestures to express appreciation. expressing through words. music sharing. sentimentality.
Mind Reader

From this request: Could you write a reader x Sam fic where the reader can read minds and Sam has a crush on her? And the reader can hear all the sweet/sexy thoughts Sam has about her?



To the Winchesters, you were just a typical hunter, just as they were.

What they didn’t know was that you… had a special power. You weren’t sure where it had come from, how you’d gotten it. As far back as you could remember, you’d always been able to read minds.

When you were younger, you would do it to any and everybody. But as you grew older, you recognized the importance of privacy and only read the minds of those you truly cared about (or, sometimes, those you didn’t care about—listening to strangers’ minds was a fun activity on a boring afternoon).

When you grew even older you realized that you could use your gift to help with hunts. On the more humanoid creatures, you could read their minds and track them. You could also read the minds of other hunters or civilians who wouldn’t open up, getting an idea of what was out there, hiding in the shadows.

So when you ran into the Winchesters and started your life with them, you kept your secret to yourself. After all, when people knew you could read their minds, they tended to close up, hiding away from you, wanting to keep their secrets to themselves. You loved the Winchesters and didn’t want them to shove you out. Yet you knew, the longer you kept your secret from them, the angrier they would probably be when (if) you eventually told them.

Especially Sam.

You’d recently taken to listening to his thoughts. He apparently had a crush on you, which you reciprocated. One of these days you’d tell him, you promised yourself. But until then, you would settle for listening in to what Sam was thinking about you.


Her hair always smells so good.

You turned, finding Sam staring at you. “What are you looking at?” you whispered.

“Nothing,” he said, quickly moving his gaze to a spot above your head.

You smiled to yourself and turned back, watching the office across the road. Dean had left the two of you out here as lookouts. You could see his flashlight moving across the window. Hopefully, he was finding what you needed.

I wish I could tell her how I feel. But there’s no way she could ever feel the same. It’s practically torture living with her, constantly wishing she was in my bed. And when she wears one of my shirts, claiming it just ‘fell into her laundry basket’, as if I didn’t know she stole it from my closet.

This… startled you. Sam had never had such intimate thoughts about you before. (Rather, you’d never heard him have this kind of thought. You didn’t listen to him all the time…)

But you felt the same about him. You’d often laid in bed, wondering what it would be like to curl up to the giant with the shaggy hair. You wondered what it would feel like to feel his heartbeat beneath your cheek. And yeah, you definitely stole his shirts on purpose (not that you’d ever tell him that).

(And of course, during some… intimate moments… you wondered what it would be like to sleep with such a powerful figure like Sam…)

“There’s Dean.”

You cleared your throat, glad the darkness was hiding your no doubt pink cheeks. “Hopefully he found something.”

Dean approached and you and Sam stepped from the bushes. Dean held up a file folder. “Got it. List of addresses under Mike’s contract.”

You took the file and began to look through it. “There’s a lot of names on here. How do we know who’s going to be the next target?”

“No idea. Didn’t appear to be any sort of rhyme or reason to the previous killings,” Dean said, unlocking Baby and dropping into the driver’s seat.

I should sit in the backseat with her… No. Dean would think it’s weird.

You looked up and found Sam watching you once more. “Can you sit back here with me?” you asked. “Help me scour this file?”

“Oh. Um. Sure.”

The two of you climbed into the backseat, both aware of just how close you were to the other. You handed Sam the file and pulled your phone out, turning on the flashlight. The two of you looked over the file as Dean drove through a burger joint before heading back to the motel. Once there, the three of you agreed that you all deserved a break. The file was placed on the table while the three of you stretched out over the beds, gorging yourselves on greasy foods and beers, laughing at stupid late night television.

You’d taken the initiative and stretched out next to Sam, your feet by the pillows, your head by his feet.

She has such a round ass. It looks soft.

You resisted laughing. You’d always suspected Sam was an ass man.

And you’d be lying if you said you weren’t flattered that he was staring at your ass.

Greg the Babysitter thoughts

 - I have a crush on Vidalia now.

- I also have a crush on shirtless young Greg new.

 - Rose may have been created explicitly for the purpose of the rebellion(which would explain why she mostly looks like a quartz gem, but wth a few differences), rather than rebelling of her own free will, in which case there is an as yet unknown initial conspirator, perhaps Pink Diamond.

 - Either Rose stood by and watched baby Sour Cream climb all the way up that ferris wheel, or she put him up there intentionally to fuck with Greg. Either she’s astoundingly ignorant of human normalcy, doesn’t care about it in the slightest, or is actively malicious.

 - Sour Cream is physically incapable of giving a fuck.

anonymous asked:

when Naruto says that he has been more like a brother for Sasuke than Itachi people say he doesn't really mean it that way when Naruto constantly keeps on saying because we are friends people understand that he doesn't really mean in that way (1)

(2)But when Naruto simply thinks a girl is cute and he is just surprised when he sees a woman showing a bit of clevage because probably in Konoha he has never seen a woman like that people jump into the conclusion that he is attracted to them…

Uh, yeah, and I say that Naruto has romantic feelings for Sasuke, but I still acknowledge that Naruto displayed attraction towards females? You know, that’s called being logical and not dismissing bisexuality, polysexuality, and pansexuality. Something you should consider doing the next time before you sent me such nonsense.

Furthermore, Naruto had a crush on Sakura, which was several times confirmed throughout the series. He thought she is very cute because of his crush on her. Jumping to conclusion means judging a situation without any information. 

Ehhh, the woman had no cleavage, and even if that was the case, it would still support my claim about him being bisexual?

“Naruto is surprised because he probably never saw a woman like that in Konoha.”

→ Ad hoc rescue. People tend to use this logical fallacy when they are desperate to be right. To give you an example, claim X is true because of evidence Y. Evidence Y is demonstrated to be not acceptable. Therefore, guess Z must be right, even though there is no evidence for guess Z.

You: “Naruto is gay.”

Me: “But Naruto displayed attraction towards a beautiful woman. He is most likely bisexual.”

You: “He was just surprised because he never saw a woman like that in Konoha.”

Also, this doesn’t look like Naruto’s surprised; he seems rather excited because of her sexiness. Moreover, Jiraiya being excited only stresses my claim since he is known for being a perv that is extremely attracted to women.

Please stop erasing bisexuality by creating a false dilemma that involves a situation in which only limited alternatives are considered.

anonymous asked:

How would Ja'far react if his crush was a slave who he rescued, but they thought he was their master so they kept trying to serve him?

Jafar’s Reaction:

  • At first Jafar wouldn’t understand why his crush would want to do everything for him even simple and boring tasks like getting him a pen.
  • Instead he would politely refuses his crush’s kindness until he saw tears glistening in his s/o eyes that made Jafar heart shook with guilt. 
  • Not knowing what to do in a situation like this, Jafar immediately let his crush do whatever they wanted to do. Though he would still refuse his crush’s help but every once in a while he would let them do his tasks to avoid making them upset. 
  • It’s finally made sense to Jafar one day as he heard his crush whispering “My master is so kind” while Jafar was drinking a glass of water which he did a spitake with the water as he heard that shocking sentence from his crush. 
  • Upon seeing this Jafar crush quickly rush to his side where Jafar in his flustered state finally lost it and told them the truth that they deserved to heard. 
  • “I’m not your master! 
  • “What? But if I don’t have you Master I’m nothing.” His crush told him in a hurt tone while they looked at him in a pleading way. 
  • As Jafar crush look at him in that way he felt extremely guilty about saying that but he knew that he couldn’t carry on with this charade. Since that would be cruel to the person that Jafar love the most.
  • Instead he wanted to prove to his crush that they were no longer a slave. 
  • So with a beating heart Jafar grabbed his crush’s right arm and rolled up their sleeves to reveal the fading scars  imprinted on their wrist that was created by the chains that they wore for all those years. 
  • As his fingers trail over their scar he began to speak in a low tone. 
  • “Look see these scars made by the chains that I freed you from have slowly started to fade away that mean your days as being a slave are over. You’re free to do whatever you want as long as it make you happy.”
  • “Really?” Jafar’s crush asked him in a meek tone as he saw hope bloom in their eyes. 
  • “Yeah.” He replied while smiling at them.
  • “That mean I can finally do this now.” Before Jafar could ask what his crush meant by that they leaned forward and kiss Jafar on the lips where he gladly return the kiss back. 

inferior-mastermind  asked:

Ok but after reading the new reverse chapter now the thought of Yagura having a hero-crush on Kurama won't leave my head-THANKS MEI. (I sent something very similar to this earlier as anon on mobile tumblr, but am not sure if mobile tumblr chewed it up and ate it)

(I don’t remember it, so it might have? Or I’m just being a space cadet again, oops)

lol Everyone loves Kurama. Yagura just happens to love him for his chakra and ability to kick ass without breaking a sweat. 

donutsandpacifism  asked:

Let's come clean here. Does Sylvia have any celebrity crushes?

Sylvia’s eyes grew wide and her fur bristled a bit. She flushed just slightly as her ears lowered, “Ah…ahem, well…” she flushed a bit more as she thought of her crushes.

Mun: *eyeroll* OMG Syl it’s not that serious. xD. She likes Hugh Jackalman, Denzel Clawsington, and Chris Purrratt. …she also has a thing for a couple of Gazelle’s tiger dancers (but then who doesn’t?!)

anonymous asked:

Bros gettin naughty pics of crush in their underwear, askin which one looks better. Thought it was a friend of theirs but sent it to him by mistake, they planned on sendin the best one to him tellin him to join them (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

True friendship - mun (lingerie is cute)

Osomatsu: Looks down at his phone, and instantly replies. “I’ll be right over, pick your favorite pair they all look good.”

Karamatsu: He looked down at his phone expecting something; not this but something. He looks through the underwear choices thoughtfully, “I like the blue one, My karamatsu honey~”

Choromatsu: Shrieks and almost drops his phone. Seeing the “Which one do you think churro would like?” He tells them “C-crush I’m choromatsu…The key hole one is what I like.”

Ichimatsu: He tenses. These must be a mistake, it can’t be for him. “ah crush…Did you misread on you’re contacts garbage from your friend. Thats mean even for you”

Jyushimatsu: Very stiff in the lower regions, his normally loose shorts feel much tighter. “Wow you definetely gave me a boner crush! Haha!!!”

Todomatsu: They all look so cute, he gives his honest opinion like he is the friend and waits for them to realize its him. “ah the cute bunny one! He’ll like that best.” He think’s he’ll have fun teasing them in more ways than one.

anonymous asked:

Hey Toaster, so I feel like I should explain something to you. I am the anon yesterday who said that I have a crush on you. The thing is I have never met you irl but I have seen the things you post on tumblr, so I can tell that you are a great Christian guy, and a huge nerd so I started to develop a crush on you. I know it is ridiculous for me to crush on a guy I haven’t met irl and for some reason if I tell someone who I am crushing on it makes it easier for me to get over the crush, (1/2)

(2/2) I decided to tell you because I thought you would appreciate knowing that someone likes you. Sorry about confusing you, just thought I should explain some things.

Hey anon, sorry if I made you feel bad with my response to your last ask. Crushes have always been a weird thing for me so I wasn’t sure how to respond. I appreciate your honesty though!

we went from “i love you” to “i hate you”
we went from “i wanna kiss you” to “i won’t miss you”
we went from “give me a hug” to “give me some space”
we went from “i wanna be alone with you” to “leave me alone”
we went from “i can’t wait to see you” to “i can’t wait for you to be out of my life”
we went from “let’s go work out together” to “this isnt working out”
we went from “so how’s your day?” to “so how’s life been?”
—  spoiler alert, people change (mb)
The four types of K-Pop fans:
  • The drama queen:every little thing happening to their idols inspire a whole thesis with introduction, arguments, tears and conclusion.
  • The meme generator:comedy geniuses, able to make fun of any kind of disgrace and make others feel guilty for laughing at it.
  • The Sherlock:these NSA/CIA agents can find ANYTHING their idols did from birth to debut, including ex gfs, crushes, ebay accounts, childhood pets and thoughts.
  • Me:just sitting here, sipping my tea and watching while youtube, tumblr and twitter tell me everything I need to know.