Why I will poison my husband: him laughing until near tears because the speedometer on my Honda Fit goes up to 140MPH.
Listen you dick, if that round little egg wants to dream big who the fuck are you to crush its dreams? Just because it can’t handle gentle breezes at highway speeds doesn’t mean that it couldn’t reach 140mph in theory… right before blowing right off the road and killing everybody inside. He didn’t have to laugh so hard. Someone’s getting an extra dose tonight.