crumbling cookie

The unicorn frappuccino is so popular that Starbucks is now developing fraps based on other mythical creatures.
  • Dragon frappuccino: Made with dragonfruit, cinnamon, and fiery hot chiles. A shameless ploy to acquire your gold.
  • Werewolf frappuccino: Seems like a normal chocolate frap (werewolves love chocolate) but the caffeine doesn't kick in until the next full moon. And boy howdy, does it kick in.
  • Mermaid frappuccino: Extra foam and sea salt caramel drizzle. Comes with a free Danish in honor of Hans Christian Anderson
  • Centaur frappuccino: Has an oatmeal raisin cookie crumble crust. Oats for the horse and raisins for the wine-loving human. Whipped cream is actually whipped Greek yogurt.
  • Fairy frappuccino: A delightful delicate flavor of honeysuckle and lavender, it has the unfortunate effect of making you fall in love with the next live creature that you see.
  • Pixie frappuccino: MIXED WITH TGE POWDER OF WITH 15 PIXIE STICKS
  • Elf frappuccino: Made with the most important food groups- candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. Keebler cookie crumbles.
  • Hobbit frappuccino: Only served in size tall. Get one for breakfast and get a second one free!
  • Ogre frappuccino: Looks green and putrid on the outside, but has layers of different flavors that will Smash your Mouth
  • Zombie frappuccino: like a normal frap, but with SEVERAL extra shots of espresso
  • Wizard frappuccino: Butterbeer
  • Witch frappuccino: You'd think it would be the same as the wizard frap, but it has eye of newt and toe of frog #everydaysexism
  • Yeti frappuccino: Tastes like a lemon snow cone, with Himalayan pink salt
  • Alien frappuccino: They actually do have this in the Starbucks at one government building in New Mexico, but it's on the secret menu
  • Ghost frappuccino: Zero calories. Probably just blended ice.
  • Poltergeist frappuccino: Hurls itself against the wall after you pay for it
  • Vampire frappuccino: Blood. It's just blood.

the rfa+minor trio baking with mc :3

Zen

  • look
  • this boy
  • youre convinced hes probably never baked anything in his life
  • and he kept “accidentally” getting cake batter near/on his lips and would wait for you to
  • you know,
  • get it off………
  • of course you did it every time BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT
  • the point is he sucks at baking
  • you just wanted to make some cupcakes for him and his crew to congratulate them on their new muscial
  • but nO
  • he took his shirt off when it got batter on it
  • so did you
  • the cupcakes never got done
  • tragic

Yoosung

  • he was oddly good at baking ??
  • he was secretly trying to impress you
  • he did
  • at one point you booped his nose and got icing on it
  • so you licked it off
  • and he blushed so hard you thought he was gonna faint
  • then he swiped some on your nose and licked it off
  • “I guess…were even now…”
  • this boy is gonna be the death of you jfc
  • you kept sneaking kisses from each other as you prepared the cookies
  • eventually you ended up making out next to the oven till the timer went off and scared yoosung
  • and yes the cookies were delicious

Jaehee

  • you weren’t surprised to know she wasn’t half bad
  • shes good at so many things
  • you were making little sweets for the rfa party
  • she looked so cute when she was baking
  • she had this little smile on her face
  • she poured every measurement perfectly
  • she got a lot of flour and powdered sugar in her hair though
  • its your fault shhh
  • in return, you got a lot of frosting on your face
  • you had a lot fun together~ <3
  • you took a relaxing bath together afterwards

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Dear Vampires, do some annoying notions of conscience (or even more annoying mechanical devices) prevent you from snacking on the unwary? Are you forced to live on medical bags and fish blood? Does it simply not taste as well as fresh, home grown sanguinaries? Why don’t you try to enhance the flavour by adding a cookie? Helps with the taste and the texture.
  
Quirky mini-mod, because my possibly favorite vampire character ever had/s the habit of crumbling weetabix into his blood-rations, ‘cause it “adds to the texture”. As crumbling cookies into plasma isn’t such hard work, the recipe qualifies as a snack, is rather cheap and requires no cooking skill.
  
Requires the cookingbook and dinnerware packages as well as the recipe from either the merged or separate packages. All of which can be:

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Midnight Cinderella Suitor’s Fashions

@aquisces-arts wanted to see what the suitors would look like in modern clothes, so I did my best conceptualizing what each would wear and why.

Let’s start with King Byron:

Byron dresses very monochromatically– wearing different shades of black head to toe, and choosing gold accents that catch the light. 

If you look at his hair, you can see that his wisps are very controlled. Even his cowlick is styled neatly. He would probably use a light pomade. The details on the jeans give texture without distraction, like his black casual shirt in the game. 

The gold zipper on the knees also satisfies his love of gold hardware. If you notice, Byron does not wear jewelry aside from his earring, which he shares with Nico, so I think a planetary key chain would be a good choice for him, as it combines his star-gazing hobby with an outlet for an accessory.

Of course, a Rolex is a must, and I think he would always give himself a chaste spritz of cologne before stepping out of the door. This scent is unisex and has a dry-down that smells of vanilla, woods and leather.

I don’t think he would shy away from stylish shoes– he may even be a subtle trend-setter. Because Byron can hold his liquor with the best of them, and because he doesn’t tend to let himself get too casual out in the open, I thought martini glass novelty socks would be a fun twist. It would be his own little secret. While it may not be that wild of a thing for the rest of us, considering Byron’s aloof personality, he may feel that it really is daring indeed.

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“That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles” Curse

A quick curse to cause a problem for someone

Items Needed:

  • A cookie

1) Imagine your target. Picture their face. Think of what they’ve done to you to make you want to curse them. Remember all of these things. Now, I want you to build up the energy from those memories/thoughts, all that anger or sadness or whatever, and turn it into the drive behind this spell. Throw that emotional energy into the gas tank and let’s get to the cursing.

2) Think of something that you want to happen to them. A problem you want to arise, an opportunity that you want to slip away from them, just something you want to crumble away for them. Focus on that. Picture what you want to happen to them. You can even say it out loud. Whatever floats your boat.

3) Take the energy from visualizing that problem and let the cookie absorb it. 

4) As you crumble the cookie, say the following:

As I crumble this cookie, so I set this problem free to stick to (Target’s name) like glue. Let it swiftly manifest in their life as I have pictured it. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

5) Picture the problem happening to the target once again. Throw the crumbs away. I would advise you to cleanse the space shortly after doing this, but not immediately after or you may clear away the spell’s energy before it’s gone to do its job.