crumblesnatch

Omg we were watching “12 years a slave” in class and suddenly Benefrickin Crumblesnatch popped up outta nowhere and I didn’t know Brendadirk Cramplescrunch was in that movie so when he came on screen I gasped really loudly and everybody turned their heads towards me and stared at me with worry and slight irritation and off course I panicked because nobody else knew who Bonkyhort Cutiebrunch was and no body would understand why I was reacting so badly and I didn’t want to explain it either and my thoughts were spinning and my brain suddenly said “PRETEND YOU CAN’T BREATHE” and I was like “GOOD ENOUGH” so I pretended I was choking and I was actually rather convincing because I was so panicky from all the attention that I actually felt like I couldn’t breathe and my teacher ran up to me and was like da frickfrackpaddywack issa wrong and I just pretended that I swallowed something down, coughed a little bit and said im sorry and Im fine and that, my friends, is what happens when you join a fandom with someone as perfect as Benedittini Cabinetry as the main character

Originally posted by whenisayrunrun