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Disneyland attraction tickets, 1975-1977

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“ no one sheds like this family, it’s like a bunch of chewbaccas. ”
“ i hope they’re using protection because i am not taking care of that baby. ”
“ this is what it sounds like when they have sex in the room next to mine. ”
“ do you think cows should be ground up for food? ”
“ frowny face? all I’ve been is super nice to you and this is the thanks i get? ”
“ i loved you, i loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal. ”
“ so you’re not going to get revenge today? ”
“ then i won’t bring your credit card… which i cut into a ninja star! ”
“ word of advice: don’t tell them what you’re in for. ”
“ when you say that, i feel like you’re trying to hurt my feelings. ”
“ great. why don’t you learn something and become a lawyer. ”
“ i will punch you. again, and again, and again, and again, and again— ”
“ let’s release the lobster from whence it came! the supermarket! ”
“ i just can’t stop banging things down here, the acoustics are great. ”
“ wait, so, you you didn’t just throw a candy bar in the pool? ”
“ i did a booze cruise through your living room! ”
“ you’re supposed to love each other, not kill each other! ”
“ if you think about it any box could have vibrators in it. ”
“ we’re adrenaline junkies. we like our rides pure and uncut. ”
“ on the plus side, there doesn’t seem to be any damage to the other car. ”
“ for all we know, that was probably already there, right? ”
“ because stress is making my hair fall out! look at me! ”
“ puberty, puberty, puberty. that’s all i hear when you guys talk! ”
“ fine! i don’t wanna play your dumb little game anyway. ”
“ i’m gonna learn about sex from television, so i don’t need that from you either! ”
“ look through the tube, see some boob! show some green, see some peen! ”
“ we’ll have to cut down on expenses. what can we live without? ”
“  i made it rain shrimp! what did youever do? ”
“ your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it. ”
“ i just wanna slap his / her hideous, beautiful face! ”
“ i’m no hero. i put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else. ”
“  i was going to punch you, but i’m holding wine. ”
“ so i’m guessing you guys are not the top frat on campus. ”

anonymous asked:

What's cruising (in a locker room ?)

Looking for someone to slam you against a wall and take advantage of you in the best way possible

Solstice - Chapter 1

This is Chapter 1 of my entry for @sincerelysaraahh‘s So This is Love January Challenge.  My chosen couple was Jack and Rose from Titanic.  This story is loosely based on their relationship, somewhat on the story, and partly on my own honeymoon to Alaska.  The following chapters (there are 6 total) will be posted every day until it’s finished.

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The pairing will be Dean x Reader, AU, eventually.

Summary: The reader is on a cruise to Alaska - her graduation present from college - when she finds out that she is to marry someone of her parent’s choosing.  Can a stranger on the ship help her find happiness and escape her family’s expectations?

warnings: none

word count: ~1360


You grabbed your large Coach bag, hoisting it onto your shoulder.  Handing the attendant your ID and ticket, he nodded at you before you followed your mother up the gangway.  You eyed the boat with half-interest, knowing that it was going to be a great adventure, but also knowing you’d be stuck with your mother, your not-boyfriend, and his mother during the trip, which you were not excited about.

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Balticon #4, 2017. Almost 7. Batgirl and a post-shrink-ray-accident mad scientist are ready to roll. 

Balticon, day one featured meeting friend C in the science workshop, cruising through the dealers room, decorating clocks, playing fairy magic party games, making garden stones, and hearing some awesome stories from ScienceTim. Great, great day!

anonymous asked:

I hope you choose this: my husbands (Rainbow captain Ryouta Shin-chan Daiki Tatsuya) and your husband (Sei-chan) when their baby boy/girl learns to walk, you could include the mothers too or just the guys. Thank you Y(^-^)Y

Nijimura Shuzou: Nijimura looks on proudly as you release your grip on your daughter’s tiny hands and watch her take her first unassisted step. He moves to the opposite side of the room, where he sits down cross-legged and holds out his arms, palm-up, beckoning to his child and encouraging her to walk to him. 

“Come here, ____.” He can’t help but chuckle when she stumbles in her haste to get to him. “You can do it!”

Kise Ryouta: “Ryouta,” You chide your partner for the fifth time, amused. “It totally defeats the purpose of learning to walk if you’re basically carrying him like that.” 
“But ____-cchi,” He argues, “What if I’m not supporting him enough and he falls over?” Kise’s grip on his child’s waist relaxes, but only by a little. 

You watch through your camera lens - filming this precious moment - as Kise gingerly supports your child with an arm around his small waist as he learns to walk. 


“He’s a natural in front of the camera.” Kise comments happily, after watching the video you had filmed. “He’ll grow up to be a great model.”
You can’t help but roll your eyes. “Please don’t decide our child’s future for him before he can even walk, Ryouta.”

Midorima Shintarou: Midorima’s wrapping his fingers with tape - a habit he has continued despite not even playing basketball as regularly anymore - when you walk into the room with your daughter’s hand in yours, slowly pacing yourself as your support her with her first small steps. He looks up from his desk, and his lips immediately spread into a proud smile at the scene before him.

“Oh? She’s already learning to walk?” Rising up, he strides across the room and bends down, fondly placing a hand on his child’s head. “As expected of my daughter.”

Aomine Daiki: It’s very unusual for Aomine to get excited over something he considers as boring as learning to walk, but at that very moment, even he can’t deny how adorable his baby boy is as he takes his first, uneven steps. 

“What’s this, Daiki?” You ask slyly, when you catch him staring with an uncharacteristically soft smile on his face. “What happened to ‘who cares about something like that’? You sure changed your mind quick.” 

“Tch.” He glances away quickly, having the decency to act the slightest bit embarrassed at being caught red-handed. He immediately composes himself however, and directs his gaze to where you’re playing with your son, leaning forward in his chair and resting his cheek against his fist. “It’s not my fault he’s so cute. He’s got too much of my genes.” 

Chuckling, Aomine manages to swiftly duck and dodge the piece of lego you’ve pegged at him just in time. 

Himuro Tatsuya: Upon seeing his child walk, the first thing Himuro does is gather him up in his arms and spin him around in an affectionate hug. When he’s finally gotten over the initial excitement, he’ll set him down and simply watch in awe as he takes one or two steps, before falling, and then climbing back up on two feet again.

Following his baby around as he cruises the living room, he makes sure to take pictures of how he leans on various pieces of furniture for support to show you when you arrive home. 

Akashi Seijurou: Having always wanted a family - aside from his own marriage - there is probably no milestone that holds as much thrill and excitement for Akashi as watching his daughter’s first steps. You’ll find that he spends most of his free time out of the office studying her movements, gently encouraging her on when she falls and temporarily reverts back to crawling. 

He sometimes uses one hand to support her to help her cross small gaps between safe handholds in the house, and almost seems proud when she willingly walks from couch to table to Akashi’s pant leg. You often find yourself distracted from whatever you’re doing because you don’t want to miss a single second of Akashi interacting with his daughter.