cruel deville

Famous Romans as Dril Tweets
  • Livia: i pay good money to load my sons bag with treats, and if Erasmus Infowars Copfucker wants to devour them in the university library, so be it
  • Ovid: if youre one of the guys who blocked me on here, i Forgive you, and im ready for you to unblock me now.
  • Catullus: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
  • The Gracchi Brothers: "FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES," I SAID AS I RIPPED THE FUCKIN DECORATIVE CARDBOARD SKELETON OFF OF THE COMMUNITY CENTERS BULLETIN BOARD
  • Cicero: in the midst of jade helm 15 and high gas prices. a good boy looks to the stars and asks where have all the angels Gone ...............
  • Claudius: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Agrippina the Younger: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
  • Caligula: me: nobody has to get owned today. please, please put down the keyboard and step back 9 year old child: Fuck oyu
  • Julia Domna: measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says "My Sons" on it
  • Julius Caesar: dis charged from the army for doing memes too much
  • Augustus: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Nero: the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
  • Cornelia: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
  • Cato the Elder: ive never laughged at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

how fucked up is it that cruella from 101 dalmatians had parents who essentially named her “cruel devil”??? like when she was born were they just like “wow we can just tell that this baby is gonna be a terrible human being so let’s make her name reflect that”

famous renaissance figures as dril tweets
  • julius ii: please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so that i may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
  • savonarola: "horny" has killed more people than all the volcanoes on earth combined
  • cesare borgia: dis charged from the army for doing memes too much
  • giovanni sforza: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
  • lorenzo de' medici: if youre one of the guys who blocked me on here, i Forgive you, and im ready for you to unblock me now.
  • dante alighieri: forced to remove my famous "DANGER: MAY CONTAIN LETHAL LEVELS OF SARCASM !!" sign from the front door of the poolside shed that i live in
  • cosimo de' medici: the first step to becoming a Millionare is to acquire one hundred dollars
  • pico della mirandola: if i saw someon e on the street wearing a dunce cap, i would challenge him to my famous Three Trials of Wisdom, and soundly defeat him
  • rodrigo borgia: i pay good money to load my son's bag with treats, and if Erasmus Infowars Copfucker wants to devour them in the library, so be it
  • caterina sforza: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the Fourth of July into the Fourth of Shit
  • leonardo da vinci: at first i thought Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did a meme of it,. and now... hooboy...now i like it
  • niccolo machiavelli:
  • MYTH my posts are for the Pauper
  • REALITY my posts are for the Prince
  • caravaggio: U cant wear a sword. A sword is not clothes. Yes, A SHeathe, is clothes. The sword goes in the sheath, but that doesnt make it clothes bitch
  • lucrezia borgia:
  • THERAPIST your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
  • ME I agree
  • petrarch: THIngs other people like: being bastards, being Uniformly tasteless THINGS I Like: Being reasonably kind, and trying to help, when i can
  • marsilio ficino: (bowed head solemnly rises from deep thought) Intellidgence is the strength of wisdom
  • Charming: So, just to recap, Regina, our first threat, was the one who cast the curse and she came here with it. Pretty much unavoidable.
  • Emma: Yup.
  • Charming: Then, Hook and Cora got in via magic pirate ship.
  • Emma: Right.
  • Charming: And, even before that, Ingrid got the help of The Apprentice and a magic scroll.
  • Emma: Uh-huh.
  • Charming: And now we're letting *Cruella DeVil* and *Ursula* just waltz in through the front door?
  • Emma: Do you have a point here or...?
  • Charming: I just want this conversation on record a week from now when there's a sudden rash of dog thefts and we're running from killer squid.

@thenextleap

Most of the time in his mind there was nothing but complete darkness, his mind not even allowing him to dream for his body was using all the available energy to heal that there simply wasn’t enough to spend on something so frivolous as dreaming. However on the fourth day he finally got flickers of sounds, noises that sounded like Dongwoo’s voice and he was left completely unaware if it was a dream or reality until he slipped completely into a nightmare, the fear from their torture still ingrained in his mind.

He was held in the air by the back of his shirt while the ground opened up beneath him and revealed hell. There was the crackle of flames and when he allowed himself to look down their were hundreds of arms reaching up into the sky ready to grab him and pull him down. There were screams of pain from the torture souls and cruel laughs from the devils that ran that realm, his name slowly shouted louder and louder until his ears were ringing and when a burning pair of red hands gripped his ankles and pulled him down, he opened his mouth and let out a silent scream. Lower and lower he was dragged through the sky, arms that seemed to go on forever with no body they belonged too.

He was dropped in the dream and about to hit the ground before he woke, his eyes flickering before finally opening after a few minute battle and he was laying there and staring at the unfamiliar ceiling.

Umineko characters as dril tweets
  • Beatrice: THERAPIST your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
  • ME I agree
  • Battler: I TAKE BACK EVERY KIND THING I'VE SAID ABOUT THE GIRLS ON HERE ! SHALLOW AND CRUEL ! HEART LESS DEVILS ! MANIPULATING MY POSTS & TRICKING ME
  • Maria: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Shannon: if you're ever wondering if im some other guy, the answer is yes, im him, unless it's bad to be him, then im not him, im a different person.
  • Ange: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
  • Erika: christ.. ive done it again.. ive posted the absolute good truth shit that every1 has been waiting to hear in this sea of lying crap nonsense
  • Lion: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the Fourth of July into the Fourth of Shit
  • Eva: the first step to becoming a Millionare is to acquire one hundred dollars
  • Gaap: i feel truly blessed ,knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell
  • Virgilia: every woman ivr ever spoken to would describe our correspondence as “Graceful”
  • Bernkastel: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
Stefan and Caroline || you l o s e everything you f i n d

prompt by queenvampirebarbie

Cause you search for years but you lose everything you find.
There’s braille for the deaf and a signpost for the blind,
there’s heaven for the cruel but the devil waits for the kind.

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I love the way Klaus is with Camille. He is literally the most terrifying vampire to exist and says shit like “You’ll meet an end so cruel the devil will weep”. He is scared of no one, he takes shit from no one yet this one human girl has him on his knees. From the get go, Camille could get away with saying stuff to him that he’s killed others less for. She could challenge him, shout, call him out on his shit. He respects her and trusts her. It’s like one minute he’s a menacing vampire who will murder anyone who challenges him except to her, with her he’s a love eyed puppy saying that he’ll do whatever she wants.

Hannibal thoughts because I’m crazy as hell

“Hannibal” is not just a gay show about investigator and serial killer. Even though i’m screaming about “how gay they are”.

It is a story of eternal relationship between Good and Evil, Angel and Devil.

With every episode i’m drowning deeper into this beautiful and cruel story. The Devil, who fell in love with the Angel, and the Angel, who fell in love with the Devil. They were not supposed to be in love with each other, but they are. 

The sinner, who seduced the saint. The saint, who wanted to be seduced. Great love is always beyond morals. Is it wrong or is it right? That’s the question.

3x07 Klamille thoughts

There were so many great Klamille moments last night, and Klaus and Cami didn’t even interact.

First there was the face Klaus made when Lucien brought her up. Props to Joseph Morgan. He went from a-okay to looking like he wanted to die and was ashamed people were seeing it when Lucien mentioned going through Cami’s “goodies”.

And then there was the great threat he gave Lucien: “You will take me to Camille and you will surrender the medallion, or you will meet an end so cruel the devil will weep.”

Then there’s Cami being an absolute badass, but in a realistic way (and Leah playing a drunk so hilariously). She knows she can’t overpower a vampire, so she doesn’t try to run until she has a plan. Cut the vampire’s daylight ring right off his hand and he can’t go after her while the sun is up. Smart girl. Oh, and we got one more mention of Cami being completely aware Klaus is into her. “He kind of likes me.” (on a shallow note: she looked so pretty)

And then there’s the battle of the last two scenes, and which one was better

First: Klaus realizing Cami is gone, going into full beast mode, screaming WHERE IS SHE (swoon), and then being so pissed at this guy keeping her captive he doesn’t waste another second before he kills him. The concept of Cami being kidnapped, held hostage, hurt and then missing puts Klaus in a state we haven’t seen in quite a while. That’s passionate, desperate, undying love. 

And then the final scene. The moment he goes to her apartment hoping to find her there. He yells for her, and at then whimpers, “Camille?” sounding so sad and tiny. Then Klaus calls her up on the phone and says, “I need… I need to know you’re safe.” He was going to say I need you. You could feel it in the way he trembled the sentence.

If this episode was this damn special for them, without even sharing scenes, what the hell is next week going to do to us?