tfw youre drinking alone for once and realize that you’ve been pining after the same bastard for near 6000 years and due to various circumstances you two will probably never work out but you’ve known this since the 1800s so you just accept it
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: pre-book, Texting, who cares about consistent timelines, Grocery Shopping, Pancakes, Cooking, Stuffing, Feeding, Belly Rubs, Stomach Ache, Cuddling & Snuggling, Napping, The Arrangement, The Struggle between Good and Evil TM, Crowley is Stressed, Aziraphale is not good at comfort words, Footnotes, Long-Distance Relationship, Existential Angst, mental gymnastics, Weird Snake Biology, Casual Miracles, Casual Wiles Summary:
After a few exceptionally busy months, the forces of Heaven and Hell attempt to outwit each other in Aziraphale’s kitchen.
That is, Aziraphale makes pancakes and Crowley eats them.
This, my friends, is some soft and indulgent good omens stuffing fic, that is extremely on-brand and also written for @holoxam. Pancakes, there are so many pancakes here, you will enjoy it.
me, reading aloud a post i just saw on a Queen fanblog:
okay but Aziraphale and Crowley are 'car friend/gay who can't drive' solidarity
my roommate, Amias:
bold of you to say Crowley can drive
him having a car is literally critical to the plot of the book
doesn't mean he can drive.
are you saying Crowley's belief that he can drive is the only reason he can?
yes that's exactly what i'm saying.
if he suddenly was deprived of occult powers and got into a car he'd be like "what the fuck is this"? that's what you're saying?
yes!! look, he goes 110 miles an hour in the middle of London and things rearrange themselves around him, he couldn't pass a traffic test if his life depended on it. crowley can't actually drive he's just doing magic constantly