crowds

[Image Title: So Pretty.

Panel 1: A crowd staring at a young girl in a wheelchair. The girl asks “Mama, why are these people staring?” to which the mother responds “Well… you’re just SO beautiful they have to look!”

Panel 2: The little girl is staring at herself in the mirror with big shining eyes, thinking to herself “My gosh she’s right! I’m GORGEOUS!”

Panel 3: That little girl is all grown up. She’s in a coffee shop, and notices a man staring at her from another table. The woman in the wheelchair says to the man “Sir please, I know you can’t help yourself, because I’m even more stunning than Venus herself, but you’re making a fool of yourself. Look away.”

Panel 4: The man looks at her with an unimpressed expression, and replies “Actually, I was just curious about the chair… but whatever.” The woman in the wheelchair sighs and says “As if!”]

Mama always said we’re beautiful, but our chairs are real show stoppers! 

“With the old, there is a guarantee. Millions and millions of people have followed it, how can so many people be wrong? That is the guarantee. If so many people say it is right, it must be right.

In fact the logic of life is just the opposite. If so many people are following a certain thing, be certain it is wrong, because so many people are not so enlightened and cannot be so enlightened. The majority consists of fools, utter fools. Beware of the majority. If so many people are following something that is enough proof that it is wrong.

Truth happens to individuals, not to crowds.”

—Osho

SexPUNations

What: I have a goal to make an episode of Sexplanations using only (or mostly) puns.

Who: Since I don’t speak pun very well, this is a crowd-sourced effort – anyone who wants to can participate.

How: Submit your puns to sexplanationsPA@gmail.com with the heading SEXPUNATIONS. Make sure to include what name you’d like to be given credit or if you’d prefer to be anonymous.

Eg. You may be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater. Credit: Austin Powers

**Please note that in order to make the episode coherent some of the puns will be adjusted to make the lines more cohesive.