my favorite stripper trio
blank meme by croxovergoddess

  • Sheriff:I can't find my phone. Can you call it to see if it's around here?
  • Stiles, face buried in laptop :Sure thing, Daddy-O. In just a second...
  • Sheriff, huffing:Nevermind, I'll just do it myself.
  • Sheriff:(Scrolling through contacts and dialing)
  • Stiles:Okay...NO WAIT!
  • Sheriff, dropping the phone:Son, can you tell me why I dialed "Daddy" and Derek Hale answered?
  • Stiles, face bright red:Uh...he's got your phone ....?
  • Sheriff, walking away:I'm going to pretend this never happened.