other famous, alternate last words include:

“okay okay, yeah, the vwizard stuff vwas a lie i just like attention.”

“a date vwith death vwas not on my calender.”

“ill alvways be alivwe in each of my scattered fans hearts.”

“damn you havwe a strong grip do you vwork out?”

“at least i didnt get fried first like mituna.”

bonus:

“haha its funny because hes been fried tvwice if you knowv vwhat i mean.”