Hey man. 83, Homestuck trash please? Thanks in advance.
This is the last ask meme I reblogged, so I’m gonna go ahead and use that! If it’s not what you mean, plz tell me what you mean ‘n’ I’ll write that instead. :3
83: “Where did you get LIGHT-UP COMBAT BOOTS? THEY CHANGE COLOR?!”
“Where did you get light up combat boots?”
“What?” You say, turning to face Cronus with a quiet huff. “You shouldn’t shout, you might upset someone, or god forbid, trigger an abu-”
“They change color!” Cronus’s fins flap cutely, and you force yourself to roll your eyes and pretend your cheeks aren’t nearly as red as your mutant blood.
“Yes, Cronus, I am aware. As I was saying-”
“Chief, where the fuck did you get these?”
“Don’t curse. Porrim got them for me as a gag gift when we were shopping, but the jokes on her because they’re actually very comfortable.” You say.
Cronus drops down into a crouch, grinning, and grabs one of your feet. Before you can protest, he yanks it up to inspect it closer.
“Shut it, Kankri, I’m doin’ an inspection.” Cronus says, patting your shin. “I need a pair.”
“…You can’t be serious.”
“I wonder if I can get one that lights up just violent.”
“No offense, but do all sea dwellers have fashion this horrible?”
Cronus stands up, letting go of your foot, and for a moment, you think you’ve upset him. But to your relief, he grabs your hand, squeezes it tightly, and says, “Show me where she got them.”
“…All right.” You say, and Cronus’s grin brings back that blush.