crocodile people

Look closely, this is a baby alligator

Alligators are cute

Alligator babies can even make decent pets (if you’re experienced in handling them)

Alligators do not chase you. They will not attack you unless they’re defending themselves. Basically, if you don’t get too close to them, you’re safe. Alligators are awesome animals!

HOWEVER.

THERE ARE SOME CREATURES THAT ARE DIFFERENT.

THOSE ARE CROCODILES.

CROCODILES ARE NOT NICE.

THEY’RE SORTA CUTE AS BABIES BUT LEMME TELL YOU THESE FUCKERS WILL FUCK YOU UP AND LAUGH AT YOU AFTERWARDS.

THESE LITTLE MONSTERS WILL GROW UP TO BE ANGRY VICIOUS PREDATORS THAT WILL SMELL YOUR FEAR AND TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.

ALLIGATOR IS TO CROCODILE AS BEE IS TO WASP. ALLIGATORS ARE CHILL. CROCODILES CAME STRAIGHT FROM HELL AND ARE PISSED ABOUT IT.

THESE JURASSIC PARK LOOKING ASSHOLES WILL TEAR YOU THE FUCK UP. THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME AND EAT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM. THEY WILL TARGET YOU AND CAPTURE YOUR FIRST BORN SON.

PLEASE REMEMBER

ALLIGATOR:

CROCODILE:

That is all.

Australian Army soldier Sergeant Dominic Hamon holds a crocodile, while Chinese People’s Liberation Army soldiers take a closer look during a wildlife demonstration as part of Exercise Kowari, at Larrakeyah Barracks in Darwin, Northern Territory, on 28 August 2016. Kowari is an Australian army-hosted survival skills exercise designed to increase defense cooperation between forces from the U.S., Australia and China.

I wanted to do this old character meme since… years ago, and I finally found the moment to do it~. I feel like I have finished some long work or something. And I added two more (It was originally only 10) because I can’t choose who of them all I have to let out from the list. (and I really would have added more but fuck you time)

Aaaaand this is the animu and mango boys ver. because I love so many ladies that I want to do one for them alone too.

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another set. basically this was a what-if.. i finished this in less than 2 hours. been feeling a bit sick lately, not very well. aside from maybe one other thing don’t expect much for a few weeks..

 it’s bad enough his anatomy is very screwy, he somehow wears clothes (that fit), and he’s not a true crocodile at all… but it’s as good as it could get for what it was.

One recent example is people crying crocodile tears over how much IH fans mistreat Tatsuki (???) then proclaiming how much Orihime screwed her over (???) or even more confusingly how much better it would be if Orihime had cut her hair in the manga (?????????!?!?!?!)

It’s all just so….like what?

My Follow Forever List

I joined this hell of a site in August 2011 and have never done a follow forever list!! Plus, I’m bored….so yeah..here goes!

NOTE: This is in no particular order, I love all of you equally. 


Mutuals whom I love dearly and also internet friends and real life friends:  @itsdmitridesgoffeundtaxis @thereichdoktor @ein-veteran-mit-hoffnung, @freakshow-guleh @jkmcguire @princessheydrich @herzenstreu  @wickedly-surreal @stephanienicoleb @hopeforourgeneration @whatsinyournuntoday @awkwardstuffedbear @jennithere @dingbat0706 @morrigan-crocodile


People who aren’t mutuals but I couldn’t imagine not following:  @elliemidwood @ring-of-vintage-dreams, @aasimaar @requiteddream @thatsthat24 @richardfalk  @reichsmarschall

Jumping on the Art vs. Artist hype train!

Gambian Democracy

I seek to evade, the crocodile’s tail
razor blade of mouth, its skin white, pale,
Senegambia swamps, rebel frontier
men face beasts, I know not which I fear,

But the despot’s gone, somewhere south
he thought it safe, still crocodile mouth,
And the people dance in streets of dirt
brown sands from north, with death we flirt.

theguardian.com
Crocodile stoned to death at Tunisia zoo
Authorities denounce ‘savage’ act by visitors to Belvedere Zoo, with vet saying: ‘You cannot imagine what animals endure from some visitors’

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/27/el-salvador-hippopotamus-beaten-death-gustavito

And these two recent stories as well, in Tunisia and El Salvador. Remembering Pinky at Busch Gardens.

What is WRONG with people? Do you go to a zoo to be a sadist?

Zoos often have signs saying don’t feed the animals”, “don’t touch the animals”, “don’t tap the glass”, maybe they should have “don’t beat the animals to death please” on signs as well? Because apparently some people don’t get it.

#Cosplayer @tahneeharrison as
#SuicideSquad #HarleyQuinn. #cosplay

#Repost @tahneeharrison with @repostapp
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“Deadshot shoots people. He’s a crocodile and he eats people. Burns people. You’re possessed by a witch…
And she’s just crazy.” 😈
📷: @flipcassidy
#Harley #HarleyQuinn #cosplay #Harleycosplay #HarleyQuinncosplay #Batman #DC #DCcomics #comics #SuicideSquad #SuicideSquadcosplay #MargotRobbie #fb #tb https://www.instagram.com/p/BCghrpCyqEc/

I am clearly preaching to the choir here, but tumblr dot com is truly something else. This is a site in which posts that express love for the enemies-to-friends/lovers trope will get over 9,000 notes, but then the same people who reblogged, liked, and agreed with such posts will turn around and rant and rave about how any and every hero/villain ship is abusive and cry crocodile tears over people not always shipping ships that 100% sugar and vanilla and pro-Social Justice.