crocodile people

Look closely, this is a baby alligator

Alligators are cute

Alligator babies can even make decent pets (if you’re experienced in handling them)

Alligators do not chase you. They will not attack you unless they’re defending themselves. Basically, if you don’t get too close to them, you’re safe. Alligators are awesome animals!

HOWEVER.

THERE ARE SOME CREATURES THAT ARE DIFFERENT.

THOSE ARE CROCODILES.

CROCODILES ARE NOT NICE.

THEY’RE SORTA CUTE AS BABIES BUT LEMME TELL YOU THESE FUCKERS WILL FUCK YOU UP AND LAUGH AT YOU AFTERWARDS.

THESE LITTLE MONSTERS WILL GROW UP TO BE ANGRY VICIOUS PREDATORS THAT WILL SMELL YOUR FEAR AND TEAR YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.

ALLIGATOR IS TO CROCODILE AS BEE IS TO WASP. ALLIGATORS ARE CHILL. CROCODILES CAME STRAIGHT FROM HELL AND ARE PISSED ABOUT IT.

THESE JURASSIC PARK LOOKING ASSHOLES WILL TEAR YOU THE FUCK UP. THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME AND EAT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM. THEY WILL TARGET YOU AND CAPTURE YOUR FIRST BORN SON.

PLEASE REMEMBER

ALLIGATOR:

CROCODILE:

That is all.

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another set. basically this was a what-if.. i finished this in less than 2 hours. been feeling a bit sick lately, not very well. aside from maybe one other thing don’t expect much for a few weeks..

 it’s bad enough his anatomy is very screwy, he somehow wears clothes (that fit), and he’s not a true crocodile at all… but it’s as good as it could get for what it was.

I wanted to do this old character meme since… years ago, and I finally found the moment to do it~. I feel like I have finished some long work or something. And I added two more (It was originally only 10) because I can’t choose who of them all I have to let out from the list. (and I really would have added more but fuck you time)

Aaaaand this is the animu and mango boys ver. because I love so many ladies that I want to do one for them alone too.

So I have a really good story from my last D&D session.

Our party is trying to sneak into a temple guarded by crocodile people  and the DM has us roll for stealth.

I, the rogue, roll a crit fail, and am 100% convinced that I am invisible.

And I walk right up the the guards.

They see me, of course, and want to know what the fuck I’m doing.

One of the NPCs in our party signs at me to distract them.

I swing my arms wide and ask the guards, “HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD OF RA?!”

And that’s the story of how I got stabbed in the foot by devotees of Sobek.

Dark Angel - Captain Boomerang (SMUT WARNING)

Read this on AO3 here.
Word Count: 2243
This was requested by the lovely @emo-kitty-love! I have finally finished lmao, so sorry it took so long but we got there in the end and I really hope you like it! I got a little carried away with the beginning and middle part so it is a lot longer than I expected :) enjoy! 

I sat on the floor of my cell, staring at the dark wall opposite me. The woman who had me incarcerated was smart - she made sure that I was to be imprisoned in a cell that could not be penetrated by magic or other means. I moved my hand around the red ball of energy in front of my face, I launched it towards the hefty door and for the umpteenth time - nothing happened. I sighed loudly and sat back. Out of nowhere, someone in the cell beside mine giggled. Great, so I’m stuck in a cell that can’t be penetrated by magic but the person beside me can hear everything?

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werewolfsupersoldier  asked:

Hi! I would like to request fluffy headcanons for Crocodile, Doflamingo, Bartolomeo, Sabo, and Smoker when they catch their short and adorable s/o making desserts :3 Thank you and good luck with the blog!

OH MAN I LIKE THIS ONE. And thank u friendo I will take ur encouragement and turn it into writing fuel!! <3

All of them are just gonna first think to themselves some variation of, ‘that’s cute’ whether they’d openly admit this or not is where the divide starts.

Crocodile:

  • Kinda just raises an eyebrow, then shakes his head and smirks a little.
  • If he didn’t know before then that they enjoy baking he’ll ask them if there’s anything they’d like to have for their hobby.
  • Crocodile will ask them to give him some of whatever they’re making when they’re done. He doesn’t always particularly like sweets but he’d try something his s/o made.

Doflamingo:

  • Expect that ridiculous laugh of his as soon as he spots his cute s/o and realizes what they’re doing.
  • He will tease them about how cute and domestic they look, especially if they normally don’t do this sort of thing. Doffy is a huge tease.
  • He will absolutely interrupt their progress, pick them up for a kiss and ask if they’re doing this for him, and if they are he’ll tease them even more relentlessly.

Bartolomeo:

  • At first he’ll freeze, he was not prepared for this, and then he’ll be like:    。゚✶ฺ.ヽ(@ ;♡ 0 ♡; @)ノ.✶゚ฺ。
  • He just can’t handle this, they’re too cute. If they turn it around and call HIM cute he’s going to scream. Absolutely blushing out of control.
  • If Barto can calm down enough he won’t be able to stop himself from giving them a crushing hug. His s/o may have to ask him to let go so they can freaking breathe again. 

Sabo:

  • Seeing them like this will instantly put a smile on his face.
  • Would definitely sneak up on his cute shortie of an s/o and hug them from behind.
  • After he laughs and apologizes for startling them he would ask them about what they’re making and offer to help them finish.

Smoker:

  • If he’s not careful that cigar is gonna fall right out of his mouth.
  • Smoker knows how cute they are and that he should have been expecting to see something like this eventually but he’s still not ready for it. He’s totally caught off guard and blushing and he wishes he wasn’t.
  • Because of this he probably won’t interrupt them in the moment, but he’ll be sure to tell them about it later when it’s just the two of them. So he won’t be embarrassed by saying it in front of anyone else.

been kind of out of it and not really working on the weirdjamming thing

but did finally read all i was gonna of the original spelljammer stuff

and now im onto the darksun stuff although i haven’t actually read any of it yet

but now im kind of loving the thought of…basically d&d but with the consorts from homestuck?

like the cute axolotl thing i reblogged earlier but then with frog people and turtle people and iguana people and crocodile people and prolly other similar things like that

it would be so cute and cool and I WANNA PLAY BUBBLES VON SALAMANCER, THE NECROMANCER :D :D :D

Jumping on the Art vs. Artist hype train!

Day 2:
1. I am almost 38
2. I have 3 daughters
3. I’ve never had a daddy or been in BDSM before @babysdaddyddlg came into my life.
4. I’m an Aries, true fire sign. We go all the way or we dont go.
5. When I was younger I was afraid of sharks and crocodiles.
6. people are often scared of me bcoz of my big mouth but fail to notice I’m actually pretty fragile on the inside.
7. as a child I thought mu stuffies would come alive at night and protect me from danger.
8. I can’t stand weakness, and get most angry of things I find humiliating or I perceive as weak or inferior. (When it comes to myself, i can comfort other)
9. I’m even way more fucked up than I already thought I was.

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