Today I went to the shops and the guy that served me had CROATOAN written on his wrist
So I said. “I like your shoelaces."
And he looked me dead in the eye and says.
"Thankyou. I got them from the president.”
Then we both laughed and I showed him the CROATOAN written on my wrist.
The he laughs and says.
“You know. You’re cute. I’ll share my toilet paper with you.”
– Best day of my life.