like i know im a cool radical teen on the internet and i make fun jokes but my sister told me i should change my facebook name to have my middle name be ‘straight-edge’ because of how anti alcohol, drugs, swearing, racist, i am
Cute snmom headcanon: sometimes Sparks lays awake at night and listens for crickets. He doesn’t always hear them but when he does, they make him feel at home. Little does he know there are no actual crickets on Mars and the chirping he hears is Croach snoring.
Not long after jettisoning his old body, Mr Croach commissioned a formal portrait to hang in his private office. It was long thought to have been destroyed by a fire caused by two young students, who were at the time trying to build a 1:100 scale replica of the Eiffel Tower using a large woolen picnic blanket and a bucket of dead squid. (How they managed to start the fire is a mystery for another day.) However a patron of the arts living in Nullsville is believed to have had it smuggled out of Hollow Fields by means unknown. So here it is, digitally restored for your convenience. Good day.