tfw ur taking notes during what seems like a chill session of D&D and predicting what your character is gonna do next until ur DM whips out one of the big boys

Caleb to Beau: Are we gonna talk about Fjord waking up having a different accent
Beau: Caleb, I’m gonna level with you the last time I asked someone a simple question about their past I found out that he was brainwashed to become a child soldier and tricked into murdering his parents in fire. All I asked was why he froze up around fire and that’s what I got.  Fjord has magic powers coming from the sea and some ocean monster so I’m not gonna poke that hive of wasps by asking about accents