cristiano ronaldo dos santo aveiro

Happy birthday to my noor-ul-ayn, my biggest weakness and the reason I'll be forever alone aka Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro 💗😥 No matter how much I try to lessen my infinite love and affection for you, and no matter how many boys get exasperated because of my obsession with you, you are and will always be my one true love 😘 My wish for you is to keep shining and keep reaching new heights for the rest of your inn sha Allah loooong life 💖
  • James: *takes a deep breath*
  • James: i lo-
  • anyone who has ever spent five seconds around him ever: yes, you love Cristiano, we know you love Cristiano, he's so precious to you, he is the light of your life and you just love him so much, WE KNOW, you love Cris, you fucking love Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE CRISTIANO RONALDO OK WE GET IT.

cristiano ronaldo dios santos aveiro (portugal, real madrid) to us you will always be the hardest working, most charitable, most dedicated athlete who also by the way scores the most beautiful headers and penalties™ in the world. your heart is as big as all the seven seas combined. also your instagram is of inestimable worth. and you are sexi and dapper as fuck. you, love, are the Ballon D’Or itself to me.

Cristiano Ronaldo on ladies...
  • Interviewer: What fascinates you most in women?
  • Cristiano: What fascinates me in women? Well...their heart...I think that's the...
  • Interviewer: [laughs]
  • Cristiano: [laughing as well] seriously...don't laugh! Among other attributes, the heart is the most important!
  • Interviewer: [keeps laughing]
  • Cristiano: *shaking his head, smiling* You're making fun of me...I'm trying to be romantic over here and you are taking it into a completely different direction.