Thought I’d do a fun one :’)
Aries: According to statistics of FBI, Aries possess
most weapons.Their criminal are done with them being fully armed, usually they
are arranged assassins.Most often they’re black-mailing or are arranged
assassins as I mentioned.
Taurus: Taurus are the second
sign with most criminalistic abilities.The most important thing for them is
earning money through criminal.Until it is that way, it isn’t really important
if they’re money laundering or stealing luxurious objects.Most often they work
alone so the risk of them being caught is decreased, and because of that reason
they don’t brag.If they’re caught, they will express regret because they couldn’t
resist the money.
Gemini: Geminis are at the
very bottom of the list of arrested ones, but that doesn’t mean they’re bad at
being criminals.They are born deceivers.Geminis are not the kind of people to
threaten someone.Their weapon are false promises.Once they’re caught, they try
to save themselves the best way they know how, often-times with giving out the
names of the people they are working with.But it wouldn’t be strange if they
would be lying at that very moment as well.
Cancer: According to the statistics
of FBI there are multiple criminals under this sign.They are inclined to
violence and mental disorders, and most often they are murderers because of the
cause of revenge.It is hard for them to control their temper and are among
first ones who would kill their boss if they got fired.They seem pretty lost
once caught, even though further on they consider their deeds rightful because
their victims deserved it.
Leo: Leos are least inclined to
criminal among the fire signs.If they tune into those activities, they will do
it by being extra careful.That’s why Leos are known as dangerous and
coldblooded criminals.They won’t risk their freedom because of tiny
law-breakers such as stealing.If they are entering the world of criminal, they’ll
do it because of the fame and money mostly.
Virgo: After Aries, Virgos
are the ones with most weapon on them.They’re inclined towards financial
criminal, so that’s why often-times they’re hackers,deceivers or they break
in.They always create great plans, but if they get caught they confess
Libra: Libras are the biggest
criminals among air signs.Nepotism, corruption and set ups are their
specialties.They think everything through and easily manage their co-workers,
as well as people who give them bribe or the people they take bribe from.They
know how to let their things out there, so because of the strong bonds with
people they can get their way out even if they get caught.
Scorpio: Scorpios are ninth
most dangerous criminals on the list of FBI, but aside that they are leading
the list of arranged assassins and criminals-psychopaths.They enter criminal
without mercy.Hurt ego and jealousy are also two of the main reasons of them
Sagittarius: Third on
the list of criminals, but are often caught.They participate in deceit and
robbing and are pretty skillful at it.They hurt their victims very rarely, according
to which we can conclude they enter criminal mostly because of financial motives.
Capricorn: Caps are all around
criminals.They are born ambitious, and that makes them go after huge goals once
they’ve entered the world of criminal.Their place is at financial criminal, but
a huge number are arrested for organized criminal.They use others’ favors to
perform their own criminalistic deeds and know how to cover up after
Aquarius: They aren’t huge
criminals.They’re at the 11th place on the list of FBI.Most often
they’re hackers or leaders of cults from which they earn money.The wish for
revenge can make them enter the world of criminal.
Pisces: They’re the best
dealers of the zodiac.They would deal anything: cigarettes,drugs, rare and
exotic animals, people.Aside that they want to sell drugs.They’re the 8th
most dangerous criminals, and when they go to prison they attach themselves to
others and they can become criminals from a young age.