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brutally honest descriptions of the mbti types based off my experiences with them via a very sleep deprived infp

enfp:

-commitment issues? haha i’ve never heard of those :))))

-will literally punch a toddler in the throat if they say they support trump

-so i took the mbti test 7 times and i got infp twice and entp once?? i don’t really know, because i kind of fit into the infj sterotypes more, but if you really think about it i’m kind of an enfj? but i also really relate to isfps, but then again i think i’m too opinionated and logical to be a feeler, so entp isn’t out of the question, but i also feel like the entj cognitive functions really fit m

-genuinely love animals and it’s so pure

-hi sorry for not replying, i was in prison :3 also i moved to norway lol

-actually just the 2007 taco xd random aesthetic irl

-“i just came up with another book plot” texts approximately every 2.3 hours

isfp:

-hi i’m melissa i’m a 23 year old art school dropout and i abuse prescription pills but it’s okay because i have 200 followers on my grunge aesthetic instagram account. rent me an apartment?

-(talking about veganism to someone at a party) i just don’t understand how anyone could put all of that stuff in their body :/ *bends down to snort a line of cocaine*

-actually really artistically talented but much like the infp they refuse to give themselves any credit for it

-my dream man is someone who goes to coachella with me, helps me align my charkas, takes sad candid pictures of me, is willing to backpack around europe with me and my philosophy class during the summer,

-*googles* why do i share a type with literally every indie musician that has ever breathed lol

-probably fucked your girl in the back of a vape shop

infj:

-if you manage to find one never let them go they are some of the best people you’ll ever meet

-huge harry potter nerds

-can manage to get you to spill out your entire life story to them with a concerned glance

-please actually care for yourself for once and a while literally you do everything for everyone else just take some time for yourself god dammit you deserve it

-CATS™

-could be literally the most talented person in the world but would never come close to admitting it

-hi i’m actually just jesus christ irl! nice to meet you :-)

intj:

-they know everything

-like seriously everything it’s kind of scary like calm down karl

- allows themselves to recognize exactly one (1) human emotion per year

-can read for hours on end without getting bored and genuinely loves learning

-are generally dicks tbh especially to the people they love the most

-wikipedia articles™

-they actually aren’t actually the emotionless robots tumblr seems to display them as, they are actually extremely emotional in my experience and tend to get offended/upset easily and over small things

-sci-fi, cats, and machines > humans

-superiority complex™

-cute when they aren’t busy throwing tantrums/crushing the souls of their enemies

esfj:

-hi i’m martha, i’m 32 years young, i like long walks by the beach, yoga, and judging my neighbors for not mowing their lawn :-)  

-tend to be extra™ parents and their kids can either turn out complete emotional wreck assholes because they’ve never been disciplined or the happiest child you’ll ever meet, there is no in between

-they may be complete snakes and have never came up with an original idea in their entire life but boy can they make a killer chicken parmesan

-kind of comforting in a mother-like sense when they aren’t busy being judgmental dicks

-will clean your entire house for you on a whim

infp:

-wow i love being an infj :)) top 1% haha :))

-will literally develop a crush on someone because they say they know what tumblr is

-find purpose in writing/creating in general

-ending toxic relationships?? haha what’s that??? :))

-constantly switches between their “you can’t control me it isn’t a phase mom go away >:(( my chemical pilots at the disco saved me xd i will literally punch a baby fuck the system i’m 2cool4school” persona and their “i’m such a smol bean :3 save all the animals <333 i love pretty girls and dogs :))” persona

-“can i txt you back in like 15 mins i’m having an emotional breakdown lol”

-actually genuinely empathetic and creatively gifted but gives themself credit for none of it

-intelligent but fails classes because their teacher said something that went against their morals

-playing the victim? never heard of it! :))

-secretly just meme hoarders

-attention whores tbh i won’t even deny it

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

entp:

-hi it’s 6 fucking am and everyone just wants to go back to sleep or die or both but i’m gonna start an argument with the professor over the origin of tangerines for no apparent reason

-*googles* how to permanently get rid of my fe in 5 simple steps

-follow my meme page xd

-so what if i love my dog more than i do myself and my entire family?

-this conversation is boring me i’m gonna go chug a bottle of vodka and binge bill nye the science guy™ peace out

-have low self-esteems but compensate through obscure dark web conspiracy theories at 3 in the morning

-shirley i didn’t call you back because you’re a fake ass bitch not because i didn’t like your lasagna at the block party

estp:

-why do i keep physically abusing my crush lol

-and why do i keep yelling i can’t even stop at this point someone please send help

-they love food more than they do themselves

-fuckboys™

-hi welcome to my prank youtube channel :3

-the type of people to show up to school with 37 puppies and a knife

-i’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

entj:

-sorry i didn’t show up to school because you’re fucking stupid

-awe infp is so cute <3 i’ll destroy them last

-*on the floor, drunk, talking to their dog* you’re the only motherfucker in this town who can handle me

-what do you mean other people’s opinions/beliefs besides my own are valid lol??

-lowkey have daddy kinks

-what do you mean it’s physically impossible for me to control every aspect of my life??

-i mean if you really think about it voldemort was the victim,

-the type of person who could tell their crush they like them without flinching. terrifying

istp:

-wears d.a.r.e shirts ironically

-1990’s grunge aesthetic

-would walk into a burning building for the meme

-playing the hero?? haha never heard of it :))

-ew what the fuck man get those feelings away from me lol

-fuck da police

-following the rules?? that seems excessive lmao no thanks

istj:

-i once had one (1) original idea back in the summer of ’67. it was terrifying. i’ll never do it again.

-your scary math teacher that wears black socks everyday expects friday. then they jazz it up a bit with stripes. will mark your grade up if you say you like the same sports team as they do.

-understanding concepts outside of your own experiences? lmao no thanks?

-will make quizlet sets organize your desk for you

-my dream in life is to narrate a crime documentary and complete my george washington memorabilia collection.

-remembers all of their colleagues birthdays. doesn’t say happy birthday.

enfj:

-fucking get over your ex already he wasn’t that attractive calm down allison

-*googles* why do i relate to regina george from mean girls so much?

-the type of person who tells your boyfriend you have a crush on him

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

-gets your shit together for you. judges you

intp:

-dead inside

-if you can manage to find one that actually tolerates you they are some of the most loyal and true people you’ll ever meet

-horrible social skills, compensates through meme hoarding

-sends you links to conspiracy theory videos when you’re sad

-extremely intelligent but they get lost in their own house

-whoops i just remember i haven’t showered in 3 weeks lol

-i would laugh at that joke but i’m 3 hours deep into an existential crisis and i’m 100% convinced you are actually a robot created by bill clinton so not today jeff

esfp:

-yes homo

-cries over cat videos in public

-facetimes you in a grasshopper fursuit at 3 in the morning

-probably an alcoholic

-has 87 different crushes at once

-you haven’t talked to them in 7 years but they’ll show up at your birthday party and give you dog

-also attention whores

-generally has the personality of someone who just did 10 lines of cocaine

isfj:

-one sec let me just gather up all of the fake empathy i can muster for this particular situation

-that one kid in class who always has perfect notes

-shudders at the thought of… a… creative… thought….

-falls in love with an estp approximately every 23 seconds

-hi i’m karen, i’m 34, i love my family, cupcake baking, helping people of course until it interferes with my own personal comfort haha, christmas decorations, room layouts,

-probably has a studyblr

estj:

-your angry boss

-probably cyberbullies children on the internet 

-has an emotional breakdown when they don’t win classroom jeopardy 

-*googles* who is bernie sanders and why do i want him dead

-organizes your shit for you, regrets it later

-dead inside

trailer-park-jesus  asked:

my dude dont fucking lump all white people in with trump supporters and call all white people "white demons" you fucking racist slag, i have nothing to do with trump, didnt vote for him, dont like him and have no intent on voting for him and I don't respect him either, generalizing white people is racist, and no, racism is when one race doesn't like the other based on race, miss me with your "racism is systematic, blacks cannot be racist" shit, you can be racist and you are a racist, fuck you.

…….cute now use this same energy towards those who cause actual harm to the system and not some 16 year old blogger who cries over cats but stay pressed trailer park jesus!!!!!

anonymous asked:

I'm a grown-ass woman in her twenties full of anticipation for a video about two grown-ass men playing with dogs #WhenDidIGetHere #IveOnlyBeenWatchingThemForAFewMonths

i am also a grown-ass woman in her twenties who remembers how much she cried over them playing with cat’s one (1) puppy and is not prepared for multiple doggos skjgnkfgjn

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry I'm such a baby but I re read Feathertails's death and I'm crying and its 2 in the morning and agh... I don't know I love your art and I was wondering if you could please draw a feathertail and crowfeather fluff? Thank you for being one of the only artists o tumblr who actually do requests and stay in touch with your followers ily

feathertail’s death is honestly one of the saddest deaths in the whole series ): i cried over it too

stan: emotional drunk, very clingy. tries to serenade kyle off key on multiple occasions
kyle: loud slutty drunk that says extremely explicit things in front of everyone. he dgaf. when confronted about it the next day while hungover he sips his bloody mary and states “i know what i said.”
craig: finds everything funny when drunk, and doubles over laughing at the dumbest things. tries to lift/benchpress/throw random furniture and household items
tweek: silly lightweight drunk that’s on everyone’s snapchat story, cried over a cat vine once after three glasses of wine

Tagged by the brilliant @me-ladie

The goal is to tag people to get to know them better!

Relationship status: In a relationship of 4.5 years with an absolute dickhead with a filthy sense of humour and he cries over cat videos and I love him

Favorite colours: Mint green. I’m obsessed with mint green. Followed closely by every shade of blue ever.

Lipstick or chapstick: Lipstick. I love wearing dark purple or black, OR cute nudes

Last song: Life Goes On by E^st bc I’m writing and it brings me pain

Last movie: Thor: Ragnarok.

Top three shows: Brooklyn 99, It’s Always Sunny, SVU

Top three ships: Barisi, CharDee, Destiel

I’d like to tag @sofuckingchuffed @whisperingvictory and literally everyone ever good day

anonymous asked:

Okay so I just binged Brimstone and all I have to say is, Blane why you gotta deal my boy Ivyfur like that? I have cried irl over a warriors cat in like ten years. Why?

IM SORRY I HAD TO i cant write a story where time is passing and NOT kill off characters…..ivyfur is a good man but it had 2 happen im sorry

BUT IM GLAD U LIKE THE FIC

MAJOR EVENTS CAT CRIED OVER:

  • some of the first beatings by copper before she knew how to handle herself
  • initially being arrested ( mostly to appeal to a jury to lighten her sentence )
  • finding out her “parents” were actually her aunt and uncle and they lied and abandoned her with seemingly no remorse despite having raised her for ten years and now she’s been locked away from all the trouble and bad things she did while trying to find them and go home when, in reality, there was never a home to return to or parents to love her

MAJOR EVENTS CAT DIDN’T CRY OVER:

  • being abandoned initially ( convinced herself she wasn’t and that everything would be okay because she would find them and save them )
  • most of copper’s later beatings ( or else he’d beat harder )
  • when vinnie betrayed her
  • when maurion r.aped her ( no time to dwell, had to run, haunted every day anyways so why cry over an event that she can’t escape regardless )