cries into cornflakes

So my friend wrote a little paragraph in our fashion design elective in school and this is what it came out to be.

Corn:
Corn is very good it makes me pee myself all the time. Whenever I see corn I faint and pee myself again. I love corn and I AM a corn addict.

After she had written it she wanted to print it out. So we’re waiting at the printer and it wasn’t coming out. The printer was on.

She sent it to the wrong room.

Everyone now knows she pees herself because of corn.

I think this is her audition for My Strange Addiction