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D.O(EXO-K)xSuzy(Miss A) fanfic s0bs

Once upon a time, Suzy was a fairy princess n went 2 da flower field. She met a boi nameded Kyungsoo.
“Hi boi, wat iz ur name” bb suji sed
“my name iz kyungsoo” he repried
he l8er asked her if he culd go 2 her house becuz yolo and his house burned down ((lol not rlly he just wanted an excuse to go into her house n fuq her))
she went on her unicorn named horny and flew to hur house.
“oh dis luks noice” he sed as she luked around
she wen 2 go take shower n wen she left shower he wuz butt naked in her bed n whispurd “my body iz redy 4 u suji-ah”
she hop on him n kisseud him “i suki u oppar” she sed. she wen and tuk off her clothes n humped his diznik
“i’m gonna pISS” he yelled as he wuz thrustin into hur.
“lol gud kiss my boobie while u r at it” she sed 2 him as she humped,.
he came all ova hur n da bed as she rolled off da bed. “i luh u” he whispured 2 suji
“i no” she sed as she put on her clothes and tied hur shoes
after dat he proposed n dey got murried
dey now hav a bb named xiumin
THE END.

boo and also hoo

FIC SPOILERS.

i just read the Prison AU by Onewhositswithturtles.

SO I SAW ALL THE WARNINGS AND SOMEHOW, THE ENDING STILL CAME AS A SHOCK TO ME.

here is my total LACK of gustas ;____; WHY COULDN’T THERE BE A HAPPY ENDING? IT WAS POSSIBLY THE MOST INTENSE LOVE I’VE EVER SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED READING AFTER THE PENULTIMATE SECTION BECAUSE I DAMN WELL KNEW I WAS HOPING TOO MUCH FOR THERE TO BE A HAPPY ENDING. ALL THE FORESHADOWING WAS TELLING ME TO STOP.

BUT NO. MY NOSY SELF HADTA GO READ THE REST. It’s like when Downton ended (before i saw the christmas special) i was just like I DON’T ACCEPT THAT ENDING. I'MMA MAKE MY OWN. and there was a film i watched where I decided I don’t accept that ending and made my own. I can’t remember which…

“Shi-Shizu-chan~ Please, be gentle~” The informant smirked. As if he’d ever beg. He heard a growl from above him, and the slick fingers inside of his ass came to a sudden stop. “You want me to be fuckin gentle? Okay. I’ll be gentle.” Came the retort to his teasing. When Shizuo started moving again, he went at an extremely slow pace, and thrusted shallowly, getting nowhere deep enough for Izaya to feel satisfied. “H-Hey! I didn’t mean it! Shizu-chan! Go faster!” Izaya whined slightly, pushing against the slickened digits in an attempt to have them further in him, but that was soon stopped by the blonde, who pulled his fingers out, and held the raven down. “You want something from me, you gotta fuckin beg for it, louse.”


((I dunno. Go do your homework.)) — shinjuku-orihara-izaya

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