crew union

Gotta love how a lot of soviet military hardware came with a big asterisk for their use!

T-64

Keep arms close

Why?

Autoloader can rip them off

ебать!

MiG-21

Avoid aileron roll

Why?

Plane loses control and disintegrate

Gswno!

Mi-24

Do not ascend abruptly

Why?

Main rotor can chop tail

Блядь!

MiG-25

Do not go over Mach 2.8

Why?

Engines will melt

लानत है!

BMP-1

Do not fill back fuel tanks

Why?

Easy to pierce, will burn crew alive

اللعنة!

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❝ Welcome to Major League Soccer. We’re messing with the big boys now. ❞

Words of Wisdom

Yesterday at practice we did 4x500 as a mock 2K kind of thing, and my coach was talking to us in between the 2nd and 3rd 500, and he gave us a piece of advice that really hit home for me. He said, “Anyone can row the first 1000 and last 500 of a 2K, but not just anyone can row the third 500. The third 500 is what separates us, it’s where we see what you’re made of. The third 500 is where the race begins." 

And that folks is the most profound advice I have heard in a long time.

anonymous asked:

Do you think each crew member could do an alternative outfit? It can be up to each crew member to be creative! From punk, to posh, to hipster, to whatever! Let's see how creative the crew can get!

Well I never.. - L

2kawaii4thiscrew - K

Systematic, hydromatic, automatic, it’s greased lightning! - G

Swag - J

Fuckin’ Mogar, bitches!! -M

Hipster Trash - J


Howdy partner. -K

I can be laid back every once in a while. -G

I played a specific game with Michael once. He thought it would be humorous to buy us matching “uniforms” of sorts afterward. - R

Alright folks, its that time of the year again. You guessed it, its time for the US Open Cup. MLS teams enter the competition in the 4th round and because the 3rd round ties have not been played yet, MLS teams have been draw against 2 teams; the winner of the tie will become their opponent in the 4th round. MLS teams are highlighted in bold. 

US Open Cup 4th round draw for MLS teams is as follows:

  • NERevolution will host RochesterRhinos / GPS Omens
  • NewYorkRedBulls will host NYCFC
  • Philadelphia Union will host Reading United / City Islanders 
  • DC United will host Christos FC / FC United
  • FC Cincinnati / Louisville City FC will host Columbus Crew
  • Atlanta United will host Jax Armada FC / Charleston Battery
  • Orlando City SC will host The Miami FC / Tampa Bay Rowdies
  • Michigan Bucks / Saint Louis FC will host Chicago Fire
  • North Carolina FC / CLT Independence will host Houston Dynamo
  • Sporting KC will host Minnesota United
  • Colorado Rapids will host Switchbacks FC / Energy FC
  • Reno1868 FC / SacRepublic FC will host Real Salt Lake
  • LA Galaxy will host L.A. WOLVES FC / Orange County SC winner
  • SJ Earthquakes will host San Francisco Deltas / Phoenix Rising FC
  •  Seattle Sounders will host Portland Timbers
  • SanAntonio FC will host FCDallas -OR- FCDallas will host Roughnecks FC

Some rivals have been draw together (Clint is about to rip up another book), which tie are you most excited for?! Let us know!

Faces in the crowd.

MLS clubs are honoring fans in the month of August by including their pictures in jersey numbers. How cool is that?!

Top 6 Winter Snow Boots Under $150

For those of you who are still freezing cold in a snowy place, a good pair of winter boots can feel like you’re sitting in front of a warm, toasty fire. The trick is to find a pair of boots that are a) water resistant b) warm and c) not ugly.

Well Wantering rounded up the Top 6 pairs of winter boots that fit these requirements AND are all under $150. Check it out:

1) Modcloth Front Snow Seats Boots with Leather Faux-Leather

2) Timberland Earthkeepers ‘Mount Hope’ Waterproof Boots

3) Nike Roshe Run Waterproof Boots

4) Sperry Top-Sider for J. Crew Leather Shearwater Boots

5) Helly Hansen Maja Waterproof Boots

6) Modcloth Snow Shower Stroll Boots

To see more boots from across over 100 stores online all in one place (YES IT’S TRUE), come by Wantering’s boot search!