To Law: *ahem* I think your amazing and really attractive(I'm a weak girl who loves attractive men leave me alone), I think you have an amazing crew and I feel sometimes you need a hug. I don't know what I'm saying I just think your an amazing person and really cool! 😁🍊
The man stares at you in silence, not knowing how to react to your words. “Thank you.” He merely says and keeps staring at you, not caring about the fact that he might make you uncomfortable. Time passes, neither of you speak, he just holds your gaze. Then, he speaks up again, “I’m not sure if you should go around and tell others that you’re weak, Y/N- ya. It can get dangerous for you.” To your surprise, he starts to smirk. “Unless you like being in danger.”
the penthouse has six rooms. the penthouse has eighteen rooms. the penthouse is a modern-day daedalus’s labyrinth. no one has seen gavin in weeks. the minotaur is pleased with its sacrifice.
there is always A Heist going on. you are uncertain what the details of this heist is. in fact, you cannot recall ever hearing any concrete details about a heist, only that it is A Big One. it is So Big. something rumbles nonspecifically in the distance.
every nondescript silhouette with a handlebar mustache is geoff ramsey. you cannot remember the last time geoff had a handlebar mustache. perhaps it has been centuries. a handlebar mustache the size of a rottweiler floats by. you tell geoff hello.
ryan has plants, for reasons you are unsure of. so many plants. a trail of leaves seems to follow ryan wherever he goes. ryan opens his mouth and bright green vines spill out.
you cannot remember the last time you did any work. you spend your days having romantic and sexual trysts with your friends. it seems unreasonable for any person to be having this much sex. you try to stop and find you cannot. condoms do not appear to have ever existed. why are you using that as lube. why are you using that as–
the b team is doing something Important and Necessary. you are not sure what that is. no one else appears to, either. when you ask b team, they disappear in a cloud of uncertain smoke. you are so glad b team is around to help.
a man named ray is dead. a man named ray is very much alive. a man named ray is both alive and dead. a man named ray perhaps did not exist at all. you get a different story every time you ask. you do not ask anymore.
You love him,
and here’s the miracle:
he loves you too.
You are allowed
to lick off the colour from his lips
to listen to the hymns in his pulse
to bask in the sunlight of his voice
You are allowed
to have him.
You love each other,
and here’s the tragedy:
it’s not enough.
You are allowed
to watch the sun swallow him whole and burn him up
to stain your fingers to the bone holding him together
to count the constellations in his eyes as they blink out
You are not allowed
to save him.
you can love him, but you can’t keep him ( j.p. )
OKAYOKAYOKAY B U T Aliens that only have mates to reproduce. Once every couple of moons they find their partner, do the do, then find a completely different one the next cycle. Imagine these aliens being confused about the human concept of marriage - “you stay with them for life?“ - and not understanding that while yes, Intaquk, you are very attractive I am married so no I will not be your mate this season. Imagine Valentines Day rolling around and one of a crews humans is feeling sad and the aliens are like “yo r u okay should we feed u or something is this natrual” and the human “just kinda bummed i dont have a valentines” and after a bit of research of the holiday one of the aliens gets down on one knee and offers the human a small rock like “I heard these..proposals are common in human culture?” AND THE HUMAN JUST STARTS SMILING AND TAKES THE PEBBLE LIKE ‘thank you fruiyo’ AND THE OTHER HUMANS AROUND START GUSHING OVER HOW ADORABLE THE SCENE WAS. THE ALIENS PICK UP ON HOW THESE PROPOSALS MAKE THE HUMANS ELATED, THEREFORE SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE ARE PROPOSED TO WITHIN THE MONTH A N D
Imagine Ryan and Jack waking up at almost two am to the sounds of half-stifled laughter and the microwave beep echoing through the penthouse. They’re used to hearing the lads fucking around so they just roll their eyes and go about their morning.
Of course, an hour later Jeremy comes running in with his hands full of some gooey liquid, giggling like a madman. But, to their surprise, Geoff comes in right after him, arms full of the same liquid and laughing just as hard.
Ryan and Jack are torn between laughing at the pair, and being vaguely concerned about what exactly the liquid is.
Anyway, Geoff is a cool gang dad and is an actual fifteen year old occasionally and I love him.
lance : shiro, you’re the senior officer here. what should we do ?
shiro : (I DONT FREAKING KNOW OH MY GOD LANCE I AM ONLY 6 HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT TO DO WE’RE IN A GIANT LION ROBOT LOST IN SPACE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I AM JUST A CHILD OMG QUICK QUICK SAY SOMETHING SHIRO THEY MUST NOT KNOW )
tell me which poet heard his story
and decided that this,
this is a story about falling
show me the poet, and i will show you
a blind fool who does not understand that
heroes are made of the same stuff as boys who plummet in the sky
legends love to tell of the foolish boy with wings
who forgot that beeswax and summer sun make nothing but tragedies,
but we have forgotten the most important part of the story:
Icarus learned to f
before he f
And for one shining moment–
before the fall,
before the fear and the cold,
before the screaming rush of air and the splash of seaspray–
for one shining, iridescent moment,
he kissed the clouds.
he tasted sundrops on his lips.
he stood where gods only dare to tread.
he held the whole sky in his outstretched arms
and the whole world in beneath his winged shoulders.
Listen, I get that there are some issues with Andromeda. The first few hours of the game really feel like they’re trying to find their footing, which isn’t hard to understand - it must have been really hard and stressful to create a game that measures up to the trilogy.
But I’m really sick of the constant posts shitting all over the game and I’ve talked to lots of people who feel the same. It seems like a lot of people are worried about posting anything positive at all for fear or retribution.
So here, have a nice happy post about some of the AMAZING things about this game, which in my opinion totally holds up as a new addition to the series.
Awesome hair animation. I’m totally in love with how natural the hair looks. It moves around, looks great, and flows naturally.
The dialogue system. This is probably the first time in a video game that I actually feel like I can develop my own personality and have a truly unique OC. Plus, you can develop different relationships with different characters, which truly makes you feel invested in the world.
The side quests. There are some fetch quests, sure, but I’ve never found them to be boring. They’re always grounded in a story. I find the quests to be meaningful and interesting and engaging.
SQUAD MATES! This might be the first game where I absolutely adore every single person on your crew. The characters feel real and they all experience really touching character growth over the course of the game.
FRIEND DATES!! Maybe my favourite detail that’s been added to this - the nice outings you get with your squad after you earn their loyalty. Every single one was so touching and I treasure those moments.
ALIEN SEX okay so I’m obviously biased on that one…
Beautiful landscapes. I’ve come across some small landscape bugs, but in general each world feels unique and realistic. I love parking the Nomad on top of a hill and just admiring the scenery.
THE NOMAD BANTER! They absolutely nailed the banter in this game, I’ve teared up a few times while listening. I love it when squadmates can help each other with things that you can’t because they have different experiences than you. It feels realistic and wonderful.
Truly touching moments. I don’t want to say more for fear of spoiling anything, but I’ve cried so much at this game.
RYDER. Holy lord in heaven I love Ryder. They’re so well-written and totally hold their own against Shepard. They experience character development over the course of the game, the voice acting is fantastic, and basically I just really love Ryder holy shit
Please feel free to add your own, I really love this game and I’d love to see more people focusing on the things that make it so incredible.
Also if you see this and absolutely need to be negative, please keep it far away and make your own post. I understand that people have complaints, but I’m 150% done with hearing about them.