crestwood country club

“Pointysetters Tour, ‘17”

No more pointsettas, or as the one gal called them “pointy Christmas flowers or something..” The 35 stop run turned into 37, it took three days instead of 2 ½, but 837 cartons of flowers are scattered across Wal-Mart wonderland. Whee.

In case you wanna know where you might have seen me but didn’t, the tour stopped in…


Portage, IN

Merrillville, IN

Schererville, IN

Hammond, IN

Hammond, IN

Lansing, IL

Homewood, IL

Chicago, IL

Chicago, IL

Evergreen Park, IL


Country Club Hills, IL

Richton Park, IL

Olympia Fields, IL

Orland Hills, IL

New Lenox, IL

Shorewood, IL

Joliet, IL

Morris, IL

Bourbonnais, IL

Kankakee, IL

Streator, IL

Ottawa, IL

Peru, IL

Princeton, IL

Kewanee, IL

Geneseo, IL

Silvis, IL

Moline, IL

Aledo, IL

Galesburg, IL

Canton, IL

Pekin, IL

Morton, IL

East Peoria, IL

Peoria, IL

Washington, IL


That’s 37 different Wal-Mart’s in a long weekend. Luckily I’m already insane, so it’s all samey same.