I’m not dead! Just grounded, and uploading a video of my Aquatic Science teacher’s pet being cute to assure you of this. I’ll upload another when our many pregnant wild mollies give birth Featuring Calypso the crested eyelash gecko, and the voices of Female Classmate, Male Classmate, and Adorable Boyfriend.

so i have this special shedding liquid stuff for my crested gecko where like i mix it with water and stuff and like the bottle says to “let your reptile soak for 10 to 20 minutes”

ok cool but how the fuck am i supposed to keep him in a fuckin shallow bath for that long when he is super fast and jumpy

huffs loudly.