that i’m trying out a bunch of themes. I got tired of all the anons that were being dumb twats and complained about my theme. I’m looking for an obnoxiously pink theme and I might even make Barbie Girl play automatically (i know how much people hate auto playing music)

Haters to the left.


I just want to let you guys know that I try really hard to add credit to the pictures I post. Whenever I take pictures from Flickr or an artists website or Tumblr I add a click through link to their page. The only time I don’t add credit is when I find the picture on some random website from google. It really bothers me when people take the pictures I post on Creepy Barbie and they post it on their Tumblr with no credit. 

Don’t be lazy. Adding a click through link only takes a few seconds.


On the Origin of #CreepyBarbie Species.  After a painstakingly long gestational development in the womb that is The People’s Republic of China, Gloria was unpacked to a house full of sugar and spice and everything nice.  2002 was a good year.  Where did it all go wrong??

(Thanks to my aunt Evelyn and cousins Jenna and Joanna for indulging me with these photos!)


Ken’s brother, Link, made amends with #creepybarbie.  But, this was to the dissatisfaction of Link’s wife Eva.  After Eva discovered this debauchery, she and CB engaged in a duel after which Eva arose, victorious.  Good think CB doesn’t need air.  This was a holiday party for the books.  


#creepybarbie got into it with Ken’s brother - it got heated.  But, luckily, one of CB’s sorority sisters was there for what was another forced break from the bottle.  Creepybarbie is taking a time out.  For now.