Butt Selfie Stick

Take your narcissistic online persona to the next level and get the professional quality booty shots you need to become Insta-famous with help from the butt selfie stick. Just post a few perfectly choreographed pics of your bum and watch the followers and likes roll in.


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Alice In Wonderland Doorknob

The Alice in Wonderland doorknob is no hallucination. Although he doesn’t talk much – unless you’re under the influence – the doorknob provides a nostalgic and whimsical decor to any room that no Alice In Wonderland’s fan should be without.


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As paid sex goes, a trip to the massage parlor sounds classier than hiring a hooker. But that’s like saying coprophagia sounds like a classier bathroom activity than taking a shower – entirely accurate, until you learn what it really means.

Pop culture had convinced us that all masseuses are Jennifer Love Hewitts whose only worry is which male model to jack off before marrying. But then we talked to “Amy,” who worked in a parlor in Montreal, and she told us the sticky truth.

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Newton’s Cradle.

Newton’s cradle, named after Sir Isaac Newton, is a device that demonstrates conservation of momentum and energy via a series of swinging spheres. When one on the end is lifted and released, it strikes the stationary spheres; a force is transmitted through the stationary spheres and pushes the last one upward.

Herb Stripper

Simplify the tedious chore of de-leafing herbs by making it a quick and easy task using the herb stripper. With a single pull of the stem through one of the specially designed holes, the herbs will fall neatly into a small receptacle so you can use them as needed.


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