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thedosian-cabbage  asked:

I headcanon that...Senros has an amicable and tight friendship with Dagna, and the two alternate between sharing their ideas about inventions and being competitive as hell. Certain individuals of Skyhold tremble in fear when they hear them having one of those Brainstorming Talks.

HAHAHHA YES!

Man this one is creepy accurate I gonna summon @yknhec to presence once again the power of the bonding and the rivalry between Senros and Dagna!

I’ve been thinking about it quite often because they are two very positive and amicable presences but there is competitiveness you mentioned is there, very subtle and slightly toxic. I wrote in another post that Senros is actually jealous of the nature of Dagna arcane knowledge and the way she handles magic being a dwarf. Senros is known to be a very weak Mage, and he went to drastic and alternative solutions to compensate it but Dagna has a consistency and a talent to cover her deficiency in the magical aspect that is impressive.

Senros is very tender with her, he would never wish bad things for Dagna and he sincerely does want her success, but sometimes he desires he had her knowledge or that she could easy down for him to catch up -his interest is not magic itself but the applicability of it in his creations. Dagna is helpful but sometimes she doesn’t give everything, between smiles and chuckles she omits a lot of information as with a competitive nature behind. Senros perceives it and that’s what gets him, she is hiding things - not for being incorrect but he assumes that is for her to still be relevant for him and the inquisition? Or maybe she is one of the people who is afraid of the future the Mad Inventor will lead the inquisition, and too much knowledge and capacity would lead him to bring devastation?

They do brainstorm with these circumstances and they never deny a good conversation with the other, I can completely see many people in Skyhold thinking they are a duo of crazy.

Thanks for sending! I’m happy that you got the Dagna think too! And she was first brought up because I made a silly game that randomly sorted Dagna as my Inquisitors “Worst Enemy” so there’s this thing about, they are friends but secretly they will be the devastation of the other (MUAHAHA)

i finished the first two episodes of asoue and i’m loving it

  • they included the dedication to beatrice
  • the ‘look away’ theme song is absolutely perfect
  • pretty sure most of the dialogue is nearly word for word
  • i really like nph as count olaf but i was expecting him to be a little more genuinely frightening–but since this is still aimed at children, he is still suitably and accurately creepy and gross 
  • good job capturing the dark humor of the series
  • the baudelaire children were cast perfectly
  • “lemony snicket” is also perfect
  • nph and cobie smulders working together again
  • i’ve forgotten how many books are in the series but if they’re dividing each book up into two episodes, that’s probably only 2-3 seasons worth??
  • sunny has subtitles and also can play poker
  • overall just a really good adaptation: accurate depictions, typical aesthetic and storytelling, true to the book, darkly funny, still age appropriate for the book (so far anyway), excellent cast
  • also i read the entire first book in one sitting. i forgot how much faster reading children’s books is when you are. not a children
The Doppelgänger

your archetype is the doppelgänger.

traits: manipulative, self deprecating, intelligent, knowledgable, ambiguous, caring

the doppelgänger is most commonly used to symbolize the divide between two egos, or a the grey line between good and bad. doppelgängers are extremely intelligent, and are able to manipulate a persons thoughts and feelings for their own benefit. while they are seen as a darker character, they are closer to being morally ambiguous, if not, someone who has been forced into a position they never agreed upon. doppelgängers wish they could do better, and often find themselves regretting not doing something. while they are capable of manipulating others, they are vulnerable, making themselves susceptible to being manipulated as well. although many of their traits are negative, they crave attention, validation, and wish they could be a better version of themselves. if you can get under their hard exterior, you’ll find a true friend, and a loyalist.  

fictional characters that are doppelgängers: severus snape, draco malfoy, credence barebone, luke castellan, sherlock holmes, anakin skywalker, bruce wayne, spike (btvs), angel (btvs), faith lehane, daryl dixon, selina kyle, natasha romanoff, regulus black

other personality types that go with this: hades, wampus, horned serpent, slytherin

[ I nearly spit out my drink when I got this answer lol]

LIBRA - The Love

Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with…you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 

Supernatural GIF Game

1. Meeting Sam and Dean

2. Killing your first ghost

3. Meeting Bobby

4. Having your first near death experience

5. Dean’s death

6. You dealing with Sam and Ruby

7. Dean comes back from hell

8. Opening gates of hell

9. How you spend the first day of the apocalypse

10. Meeting Castiel

11. Getting attacked by angels

12. Meeting Crowley

13. Your visit to heaven

14. Another near death experience

15. End of your first Season

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Apparently y’all think I look like Deanna Winchester… 

Well I’m flattered.

(my hair used to be golden brown, but I dyed it a few times and now it’s a deep red. I’m working my way back to brown though. I preferred it… Also I have freckles but it’s been a long sheltered winter so they aren’t very visible right now)

Song tag game by @joelayman that I drafted & totally forgot aboot.

So gotta answer the questions with my music on shuffle…here it goes…

What is your gender? Little Brother - “The Pressure”

Sexuality? The Weeknd - “Belong to the World”

Describe yourself? Queen Latifah & Monie Love - “Ladies First”

How do you feel? DJ Khaled ft. Drake, Rick Ross & Lil’ Wayne - “I’m on One”

If you could go anywhere where would it be? John Mayer ft. Ben Harper - “Waiting on the World to Change“

Mode of transportation? Mike Zoot ft. Mos Def - “High Drama”

Your best friend? Wu-Tang Clan - “Rules”

Favourite time of day? Nikki Jean - “Steel and Feathers (Don’t Ever)“

If your life was a TV show what would it be called? Del the Funky Homosapien - “Disastrous”

What is life to you? Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - “Days of Our Livez“

Relationship status? Murs - “Skatin Through the City“

Your fear? Yoko Shimomura - Crossing the Finish Line

If any of ya’ll wanna do it & question your life, go right ahead

Your Ascendant: 14°19' Cancer

You are dreamy, with a psychological nature that is oriented towards nostalgia for things past, towards your mother and your family. Your instinct and your need to protect yourself from the outside world are highly developed. Your inner life is rich, with a vivid and even unlimited imagination, a propensity to avoid all risks and to pursue security. You show your true face only to persons you can trust and you need the well being brought about by the nostalgia for the past.

With this Ascendant, you come across as emotional, sentimental, restful, sensitive, loyal, enduring, protective, vulnerable, generous, romantic, tender, poetic, paternal or maternal, dreamy, indolent, greedy and dedicated. You may also be fearful, unrealistic, evasive, passive, touchy, anxious, dependent, stubborn, lunatic, backward-looking, lazy, burdensome, impenetrable and a homebody.

Working Late Shifts
  • Phone: *rings*
  • Clerk: Hello, this is Better Books. How can I help you today?
  • Phone: *static* Greetings, madame. *static* I interest you *static* product *static*
  • Clerk: Hello? I can't make out what you're saying.
  • Phone: *static*
  • Clerk: *hangs up*
  • Manager: Who called?
  • Clerk: I don't know. The line was staticky.
  • Manager: Whatever, I need you to work closing shift tonight.
  • Clerk: Isn't Jen closing tonight?
  • Manager: She can't, she got caught in a pile-up.
  • Clerk: Oh gosh, is she okay?
  • Manager: She's fine but her car is wrecked.
  • Clerk: That sucks, but I don't know if I can work closing tonight.
  • Manager: Okay, then you're fired.
  • Clerk: What!?
  • Manager: I'm going to give this to you straight, you're not a reliable employee. You've missed a ton work, you leave early without warning, and you exceeded your no-call, no-show limit. Anyone else would've fired you by now, but I'm a nice guy, so I'm giving you a choice: either you close tonight, or you lose your job.
  • Clerk: Fine, I'll close.
  • Manager: Good.
  • Clerk: *under breath* asshole.
  • *hours later*
  • Clerk: Fuck, this is so boring. Why does a book store still even exist in 2016?
  • *door jingles*
  • Creepy Guy: *walks in* Evening!
  • Clerk: Hello. Is there anything I can help you with?
  • Creepy Guy: Just browsing, dear.
  • Clerk: Okay. I'm here if you need anything.
  • Phone: *rings*
  • Clerk: Hello, this is Better Books. How can I help you tonight?
  • Phone: Now this thing decides to work! Sorry for the issues we had earlier this afternoon, madame.
  • Clerk: Hmm?
  • Phone: You sound like a much more charming young woman without all of the interference, if I say so myself. Oh, is that not work appropriate! Sorry! You can't tell with all of these new workplace regulations these days. Hahahaha!
  • Clerk: Sir, do you need something?
  • Phone: Yes, I need just a brief moment of your time. You see, I'm selling quite the product and I believe that a wonderful young lady such as yourself would have a lot to benefit from it.
  • Clerk: Sorry, we're not interested.
  • Phone: Wait just one mome-
  • Clerk: *hangs up*
  • Creepy Guy: *leans over store counter* Hey.
  • Clerk: Oh! Sorry, I didn't notice you. Is there anything I can help you with?
  • Creepy Guy: *smiles* No, I'm still just browsing.
  • Clerk: Okay.
  • Creepy Guy: What are you doing after work?
  • Clerk: Uhh, going home.
  • Creepy Guy: Need a ride?
  • Clerk: No, I walk. Are you interested in buying any books today?
  • Creepy Guy: Maybe. I just like to talk to my fellow readers. Not many people around your age read these days. Sad how your generation is. You like to read, don't you?
  • Clerk: Not really.
  • Creepy Guy: *frowns* You work at a book store and you don't like to read? That's weird.
  • Clerk: I mean, I do like to read! Just not often. I'm very busy, nowadays. *sweats nervously*
  • Creepy Guy: That's good.
  • Clerk: We're closing soon.
  • Creepy Guy: I know. *walks to the back of the store*
  • Clerk: *dials brother on cellphone once creepy guy is out of sight*
  • Clerk: Hey, I need you to pick me up tonight. There's a creeper at the store and-
  • Salesman: THANK GOODNESS! You've called back, madame. I thought I had missed out on a sale, but thankfully my master salesmanship has pulled through agai-
  • Clerk: *hangs up*
  • Creepy Guy: On your cellphone during work hours? Kids these days. I have it in me to tell your manager about this.
  • Clerk: Sorry, sir!
  • Creepy Guy: Hehe, I'm just messing with you. Who were you calling?
  • Clerk: No one. Just checking the time.
  • Creepy Guy: There's a clock right there. Can't you read a clockface?
  • Clerk: I just wanted to make sure the time was accurate.
  • Creepy Guy: A good old analog clock has always been accurate to me. You got a boyfriend?
  • Clerk: Sir, that's not an appropriate question to ask.
  • Creepy Guy: And it's not appropriate for you to be on your cellphone while you're working. I think you already voided the whole appropriateness thing, girl. *smiles*
  • Clerk: We're closing, you might want to leave.
  • Creepy Guy: Really? Judging by the clock up there, there's another five minutes until closing. I think I'll stick around until then. *walks to the back of the store*
  • *cellphone rings*
  • Clerk: Please don't be a salesman!
  • Bro: Salesman? What?
  • Clerk: Thank god! *ducks below the counter* Listen, I need you to get here now. There's this creeper in the store who keeps asking me questions and I have to close tonight. He's not leaving until I do. I don't want to be stuck outside in the dark with him. Please come.
  • Bro: Whoa, sis. Sounds like a bad situation. Nothing that my product can't solve, though.
  • Clerk: Oh my fucking god!
  • Salesman: No need for strong language, madame. Sorry for the cruel joke, but you wouldn't have let me get a good word in otherwise. I-
  • Clerk: *hangs up*
  • Creepy Guy: What're you doing down there?
  • Clerk: Oh, I was just cleaning.
  • Creepy Guy: Cleaning, huh? Sounded like you were talking about me.
  • Clerk: ...
  • Creepy Guy: Do you think I'm going to do something bad to you when you leave the store? You need big bro to scare me off.
  • Clerk: ...
  • Creepy Guy: You kids today are fucking shitheads. *spits at clerk*
  • Creepy Guy: *leaves store*
  • Clerk: Fucking Christ!
  • Clerk: *closes store*
  • Clerk: *walks out into the empty night*
  • Salesman: *skitters out of sight*
  • Clerk: *looks around* There's no one around. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
  • Clerk: *begins walk home down isolated woodland path*
  • Owl: *hoots*
  • Clerk: *jumps* FUCK! I'm getting scared by nothing.
  • Car: *lights flicker on down the path*
  • Clerk: Uhh.
  • Car: *revs engine*
  • Clerk: *tries to run away*
  • Car: *careens into clerk at full speed*
  • Creepy Guy: *gets out of car* I wasn't going to do anything until you called me a creeper, you little bitch.
  • Creepy Guy: *ties up clerk and drops clerk in car's trunk*
  • Salesman: Monsieur!
  • Creepy Guy: Who the fuck is there?
  • Salesman: *skitters out of the woods*
  • Creepy Guy: What the fuck are you wearing? Is that a Cousin It costume?
  • Salesman: It's not costume, monsieur. This is how I really look. Oh, pardon my rudeness. *takes off its top hat with a spindly arm and bows*
  • Salesman: I've been trying to get in contact with your wife all day. You see, I'm but a simple salesman. I know you're on your way home, but I'd like you to hear me out first. The product I'm selling would be most benefic-
  • Creepy Guy: *shoots salesman* I don't have time for this shit.
  • Salesman: *falls over dead*
  • Creepy Guy: *locks trunk and gets into car*
  • Salesman: *in the passenger seat* Well, that was very rude of you!
  • Creepy Guy: What the fuck!? *shoots at salesman*
  • Salesman: *dodges* I assure you, monsieur, I won't fall for the same trick again!
  • Creepy Guy: What the fuck are you!?
  • Salesman: I am but a humble salesman! *grabs creeper by the head and smashes it against the dashboard until he's a bloody pulp*
  • Salesman: Sorry about that, Monsieur, but I had to let off some steam. Being shot makes me ever so angry. Monsieur? Monsieur? Oh, you're dead aren't you! Jiminy, I've done it again. Well, I can still turn this into a sale.
  • Salesman: *snaps creepy guy's finger and signs a contract with it* Alright. There we go! Signed, Mr. Creeper. Thank you for lending me your blood, monsieur. Now that the contract's signed, you should be getting your product in no less than a week. Shipping fees apply. If you have any other questions, do feel free to call me. Oh, and sorry about your trigger finger. Haha, just some gallows humor from me! *leaves car and skitters off into the woods*
  • Clerk: *wakes up* Fuck, I'm tied up! Fuck! HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME! IS ANYONE THERE!? PLEASE HELP!

anonymous asked:

Coked out Erwin is the best Erwin tbqh

Maybe if Isayama didn’t draw everyone’s eyes so huge and colorless and creepy I wouldn’t have this persistent headcanon that stoned-levi’s interpretation is probably the most accurate.

Creepy Erwin is always my favorite but add high quality Columbian cocaine to the situation and highly volatile magic happens.

Rules: 1. Open your GIF folder.

2. Choose every 4th GIF after each question. NO CHEATING!

This is you: 

This is your best friend:

This is what your parents are like:

What you do when you’re alone:

How strangers see you:

How the same sex sees you:

How the opposite sex sees you:

How your crush sees you:

Your favorite fandom:

YAAAS

Your taste in music:

If you had a superpower it would be:

You in the morning:

Your thoughts on school:

Your reaction to being asked out:

Your parent’s reaction to you going on your first date:

What you do on Friday nights:

What you do on the weekend:

What you do in class when you should be listening:

Your reaction to failing a subject/test:

Your reaction to passing a subject/test:

Your reaction to graduating:

Your feelings on the world:

Your reaction to learning the world was going to end:

What you would do to try and save the world:

^helpful

Your job:

How your kids act:

The rest of your life:

How you die:

most likely

People at your funeral:

Oh my gosh guys this was REALLY fun to do, and most of the stuff is creepy accurate. Everyone should do this! so if you’re reading this you’re tagged.