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The Signs as ‘Spooky’ Characters


Aries: Chucky because he’s feisty and crazy and the scariest in my opinion. Plus his hair is that 'fiery aries red’.

Taurus: Casper. Because in my eyes their friendly af and seem like they give amazing hugs.

Gemini: The creepy 'snacking twins’ in Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children.

Cancer: The Corpse Bride (Emily). She’s determined to marry and wants to be in love but then let’s other people’s happiness come before her…

Leo: Pennywise because he stands out and gets in your face but he also attempts to entertain people. (Scare them)

Virgo: Freddy Kruger because Virgos are clever and using dreams as a way to get to people and eventually murdering them is kinda clever. It’s really hard to escape him if you get too tired.

Libra: Jennifer from Jennifer’s Body because she’s pretty af but low key psycho.

Scorpio: Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice because she’s cute but also so interested in the dead and other creepy things.

Sagittarius: Jack Skellington because he got bored and wanted to try something different that seemed really crazy.

Capricorn: Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas because she was determined and prioritised the greater good before her romance with Jack.

Aquarius: Wednesday Addams because she’s sweet looking but really weird and she’s into unpopular things and has unpopular opinions.

Pisces: Carrie because she’s so 'innocent’ like and naive at the start but then you find out why you shouldn’t mess with her.

Halloween Party

Note: i don’t even…i can’t explain..ROLL WITH IT, Y’ALL. happy early Halloween!! i’m hoping to dress up as a vampire! anyways, here’s a smut post, because why not. i imagine Bucky with this hair in this? leave a comment! I love reading them! I hope you’re all doing well! .c

WARNING: It’s SMUT!! 18+ ONLY! If you’re underage and on my permanent tag list, please respect my wishes and do not read this. I’ve yet to go through and see which of you are under 18. I’m horrible, I know, but yeah. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18!!

Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ was pumping through your body, the music being so loud in the hallway from the party room. Tony was hosting his annual Halloween party - which you were a tad late to - and he invited nearly half the city of New York. Your shoulders brushed against others that passed by you, dressed as cartoon characters, supernatural beings, and even dressed as members of the team.

You’ve had to do a few double takes as you made your way to the party, nearly mistaking someone for Thor a few moments ago. He wasn’t nearly as tall, but he had the muscles and facial structure. Not to mention, the whole costume was on point, down to the Mjolnir.

For Halloween, you dressed as a cat. Leather black suit, a headband with faux fur black cat ears, a faux black tail that attached to your clothed ass by a velcro strip, and heels. It was a cliche costume, but it was last minute this year. You added the whiskers and nose with eyeliner to finish the look.

Plus, you already had the accessories from using them in the bedroom, so why not use them for this? Nobody would know.

Well, Bucky would.

The music was even louder as you stood at the entry door - you had to stop to take everything in. Ghosts hung from the tall ceiling, spider webs were littered over the walls with orange and purple fairy lights tangled in them, the tables had a large spider as a centerpiece, and fog rose above your ankles. The snack table had creepy looking snacks, a huge zombie cake was in the middle and was nearly half gone, and the punch bowl resembled blood.

Tony does not disappoint. He had planned this party in only a few days and it looked as if it had taken forever.

You smiled as you weaved your way through the dancing guests, searching for a familiar face. The strobe lights didn’t help, but it was easy for you to spot Steve and Sam near the bar. They were dressed as Woody and Buzz from Toy Story.

“Lookin’ good, fellas!” You hollered as you approached the two. They turned to face you and their eyes nearly fell out of their sockets as when they saw your costume. “Me-OW!” Sam gently grabbed your hand and bit his bottom lip as he looked you up and down. The team hadn’t seen your costume yet so this reaction was expected.

You laughed and shoved his chest. “Hm, couldn’t stay away from the wings, I see.” You smirked and Sam snorted, rolling his eyes. “Steve here wouldn’t leave me alone when he saw Toy Story for the first time. These costumes have been planned since August.” Sam muttered just loud enough for you to hear over the music.

Steve scoffed. “you were excited about it when I suggested it. This isn’t all on me!” He defended himself and you giggled softly. “I think you both look amazing.” You commented and straightened Steve’s cowboy hat, making Steve blush. 

“Thank you, Y/N.” You smiled and turned to face the people on the dance floor, your eyes moving across them in search for your boyfriend. “Either of you seen Bucky?” You questioned, trying to see over the tall people. Steve hummed as he looked over the crowd, searching for him. 

Bucky decided to dress up as Dracula for Halloween. His costume was also cliche, but you thought he looked sexy as a vampire. He wore a double buttoned victorian red vest over a white dress shirt and had a long, silk cape on, the inside matching his vest. His long hair was slicked back and you put fake blood drips from his lips to his chin earlier before you got ready. And when he smiles, those fangs remind you of when he bites your neck while he-

“There he is!” Your thoughts were interrupted by Sam. Your eyes followed his finger and you could see Bucky talking to Clint who was dressed up as a Mummy. Natasha, dressed up as Jessica Rabbit, was standing beside Clint. They seemed to be having a nice time, so you stayed with Sam and Steve.

“I’ll leave him be.” You turned to face the men again and watched Steve’s eyes trail down your body once more. “Don’t get all woody, Woody.” Sam snickered and Steve elbowed him quickly. “Shut up, Sam!” He whisper yelled. You couldn’t help but playfully roll your eyes at them.

A few minutes passed while you spoke to them. The music was actually good this year and you were enjoying yourself a lot. A few friends stopped by a couple times, then you were left alone with the two men again. When they started talking about work related topics, you zoned out, facing the bar that was also decorated.

You hadn’t noticed that the two men left your side until a large body pressed against your backside, a metal hand and a flesh hand rest on your hips.

“Here, kitty, kitty.” Bucky’s voice was low and husky in your ear, it sent shivers down your spine. You bit your lip as he pulled you back against his crotch, nuzzling his face into your neck, giving it a small bite. “Mmm, good evening, master.” You heard the hitch in Bucky’s throat and he smirked, turning you around to face him.

You looked up at him and he squeezed your hips again. He let out a chuckle when you wiggled your eyebrows at him. “You look amazing, Doll.” His eyes focused on your slightly exposed cleavage. You felt yourself become bashful as his eyes raked over your body. He looked even better than you remembered when you helped him dress up.

“Being a vampire suits you,” You commented, watching the way his fangs shined underneath the lights. “I’d quite like you to suck my blood.” Your voice was seductive and Bucky bit his lip, the two fangs slightly poking his thick bottom lip. “I’d rather you suck me.” He whispered, moving his hands down to your ass, giving it a squeeze.

You let out a whine and started to become aroused. “Yeah? You want your cock in my mouth?” The innocent look on your face caused Bucky’s cock to twitch. He let out a harsh breath and nodded. You loved teasing Bucky and you knew exactly what to do. There was a bowl full of lollipops on the bar counter and you reached to your side to grab one.

It was cherry flavored and you unwrapped it, watching his face. Bucky kept his eyes on you, wincing at the tightness in his pants. You looked into his blue eyes as you raised the red lollipop to your lips. He gulped and you opened your mouth to lick it slowly, letting your lips wrap around it. Bucky’s eyes drooped and you let your lips come off with a pop.

“Kitten, you’re killing me.” He whimpered, playing with the tail hanging from your ass. Not wanting to waste anymore time, you grabbed his cloak, keeping the lollipop in your mouth as you pulled him through the room towards the door. You quickly made your way to the nearest empty room, which wasn’t difficult since everyone was occupied in the dance room now, all while maintaining a seductive sway in your stride.

You giggled as you pulled the lollipop from your lips and dropped it in the trash can outside the door, feeling satisfied when you heard Bucky groan behind you. “Damn, Kitten, your ass looks great.” He slapped your right cheek with his flesh hand and you relished the sting, shoving you both into an empty bedroom and shutting the door.

“Bet you want a taste, huh?” You giggled. Bucky quickly turned you around, slamming your back into the wall. You loved when he was rough with you. It took him a while to get used to it, even when he’d see you moan in bliss as he choked you, but he grew comfortable. You never pushed him and vice versa. You trusted each other.

Bucky growled and tugged down the zipper on your cat suit, unzipping it and moving it out of the way so your breasts were showing. “I fucking love these.” His teeth nipped at your breasts and you gasped when his hands squeezed them. “Bucky.” You whimpered his name and he bit down harder, eliciting a moan from you.

Your hands made their way into Bucky’s hair and he hissed, pushing his hips into you. “Are you gonna behave, Kitten?” His voice was barely over a whisper and you nodded, looking up at him innocently. “Knees. Now.” He ordered firmly. You sank down to your knees, keeping your eyes on Bucky’s. His eyes nearly closed for a split second as he watched you lower, the sight almost enough to make him cum then and there. Almost.

You reached your hands out to hold onto his thighs but he shook his head. “Keep your hands to yourself. I’m fucking your mouth.” The authority in his tone made you want to disobey and challenge him, but you decided against it. For now.

Bucky unzipped his pants and he shoved them down along with his boxers to his knees. His cock sprang free and slapped against his clothed abdomen. The sight made your mouth water and you absentmindedly leaned forward, your eyes locked on his thick member.

Bucky chuckled and his flesh fingers wrapped around his shaft. He started lightly tugging on it, the movement causing his balls to jiggle. “Mm, you’re so eager. You want me to fuck your mouth? Huh, Kitten?” He was teasing you with his words but you didn’t care. You were desperate to taste him, to feel his heaviness on your tongue.

“Please. I want it so bad.” You begged shamelessly, licking your lips. Bucky stepped forward and you sat up on your knees, keeping your back straight against the wall. You opened your mouth and stuck your tongue out, letting Bucky slide his cock inside.

A shiver shook Bucky’s body and he gasped as you closed your lips around the tip, lightly licking as he kept sliding in. His hand left his shaft and he bottomed out, letting a groan fall from his lips as you relaxed your throat. His chest was heaving as he sat still. Tears started to form in your eyes but having his cock in your mouth and hearing the broken whimpers coming from above you, it made it all worth it.

Bucky pulled his hips back so half of his cock was in your mouth. He thrust only slightly, looking down at you as you hummed around him. You looked up at Bucky and his hips jolted involuntarily, his cock reaching the back of your throat again. “Fuck, such a good Kitten.” His voice sounded wrecked.

You moaned around him, urging him to start going faster. He chuckled deeply and rest the palm of his flesh hand against your cheek, wiping a stray tear. “Ready?” He whispered, spreading his legs a tad further apart. You nodded as best you could, causing Bucky bite his lip at the sensation.

He started to speed up and you relaxed your jaw so he could get even deeper. “Oh, that’s it. Yess.” His hands rest on the base of your skull, his fingers grasping locks of your hair. His balls started to slap against your chin and neck, and the sounds it was making caused your panties to get wetter by the second.

You looked up at Bucky through your lashes. He was a total mess. His head was thrown back, his eyes were closed, and his mouth was hanging open. You felt his hands tighten in your hair, tugging your head closer and off the wall. You gagged around him as he thrust particularly hard, your nose pressing against his pelvic bone.

“S-so good. Fuck yes, Kitten.” He whimpered your pet name and let his head fall forward. Your saliva was starting to come out from the sides of your mouth and he thought you looked so beautiful like this. He gave a few quick thrusts and gasped when he felt your tongue lick the underside.

He quickly pulled away from your mouth and you gasped for air, having not been able to properly breathe. A string of saliva connected your bottom lip to his tip. “I love your cock so much.” You wanted to lean forward again and take it, but you waited like a good girl. He smirked down at you, raising an eyebrow.

He started tracing your lips with the tip of his cock, knowing how crazy that drives you, but it drives him even crazier. “Do you?” He slid just a little in, watching as your wrapped your lips around his tip. You nodded and pulled away with a pop. “I want you to cum in my mouth.” 

Bucky gasped and creased his eyebrows, his cock twitching. You reached a hand up and began to stroke him. “Please, cum in my mouth. I want it so bad.” You spoke in an innocent voice, lightly squeezing Bucky’s cock as you jerked him off. “Oh, Kitten. Fuck.” He let out a shuddered breath and you lifted your other hand to fondle his balls.

When you noticed his abdomen tightening, you put him back in your mouth. You stroked the rest at a harder pace and sucked on his tip, moving your tongue back and forth against the underside, hitting a sensitive spot. “I’m gonna fucking cum.” Bucky growled, jerking his hips forward.

He took control again, holding your head as he fucked your mouth. You moaned and squeezed your breasts together as you stared into Bucky’s eyes. He was a gasping and moaning mess as he watched you. Suddenly his eyes rolled into the back of his head as he let out a strained groan and you felt hot spurts of his thick and salty cum coating your throat.

You moaned at the taste, furthering his orgasm. “Fuck, fuck, fuck.” He choked out, his thrusts faltering just a tad. You swallowed all you could in case he had more, and he always does. You felt a few more drops land and quickly swallowed the rest down.

Bucky let out a heavy breath as he pulled out, tapping your cheek, silently telling you to open up wider. You let your tongue hang out and he smiled lazily when he noticed his cum was nowhere to be seen. “Such a good Kitten.” He pulled you to your feet and you smiled, licking your lips clean.

Bucky kissed your neck as he zipped your cat suit back up. His warm breath made you shiver as he leaned into your ear and your knees nearly buckled as you felt his metal hand slide in between your thighs, his palm cupping your pussy.

“I’m fucking this kitty later tonight. I want you wet and aching for me.”

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anonymous asked:

A Yandere Blitzwing drabble? Or head cannons with tiny adorable human reader?

He’s one of the scarier yanderes due to how unpredictable he is.  All three of his personalities are absolutely smitten with you, but they all show it in very different ways.

Icy is the calm, calculating stalker.  Before you’re kidnapped and brought on board the ship, he studies your every move, memorizing your schedule, learning what interests you, your hobbies, your interests, etc.  He’s quiet. So quiet in fact, that you never even notice as he follows you around town high above in his alt mode, or how he creeps along your window at night to watch you sleep.  Once he captures you, he’s charming but aloof, in fact he never even lays a servo on you.  He calmly – far too calmly considering the circumstances – explains the situation to you.  How you captured his spark from the moment he first laid optics on you, how you continued to plague his thoughts even when you weren’t there, and how he laid awake at night thinking about having you there with him.  It’s absolutely chilling to hear him say all of this so matter-of-factly, like he was merely discussing the weather.

The first time Hothead appeared was when you had snapped at Icy and demanded to be taken home.  The sudden change, coupled with the loud, angry bellowing left you shaky and terrified. You hadn’t expected someone so cold and emotionless to suddenly snap like that.  After the initial scare, Hothead is careful not to yell at you again, but you’re still wary whenever he’s around.  He’s never done anything to you, but you’ve seen the look he gets when he feels someone is trying to steal your attention away.  If you have someone back home that you care about, never let it slip, or he will make sure they never see the light of day again.

Random is the worst of the three though.  You can’t help but shiver whenever he directs that sinister, jack-o-lantern grin at you, followed by a high pitched, bone chilling cackle.  While Hothead and Icy at least respect your physical boundaries, Random takes it upon himself to administer cuddles at any given time without warning.  You whimper as he holds you against his face plate, stroking your hair and dragging a long, wet tongue over your body.  “You taste good,” he giggles, red optics burning with delights.  “If you were an energon goodie, I would have gobbled you up long ago!”   Sometimes you can’t be sure if Blitzwing sees your more as a lover or a pet, and the lack of distinction between the two sickens you. You pray that the Autobots will come to your rescue soon, before he has a chance to make up his mind…

At my high school in Hong Kong, we did this yearly trip overseas to another southeast Asian country. Unfortunately, I was stuck with the creepy gym teacher for a week in the Philippines.

We stopped at a lake midway through a 4-hour bus trip, and all chilled at its edges and ate snacks. Cue creepy gym teacher.

He went right up to the water’s edge, shot his hand in, and pulled out a fish.

A fish.

He didn’t say a word, just pretended to eat it and then threw it in some bushes behind him.

Somehow that wasn’t even the most surreal thing to happen on that trip.

Why is it the only attention I get from guys is always harassment???

@kawaiinerd4ever @lonewizzy @mjsheartisstillbeating @i-want-mikes-balls-in-my-mouth @angel-of-death-2015 @deceitful-eyes @bowieakajohn @indigoanarchy @em-dani @tiffanyisbi   I really need a hug.

Dear 2017 me,

You will get better. Your life will change. Have patience. Things that are built quicker are destroyed just as soon.
This year you must take care of yourself and be careful to not give too much of yourself away. But don’t walk through life guarded, that’s never been your way.
Take the year a quarter at a time. Don’t plan for the whole year, you don’t know what life will be like 6 months from now.
Don’t focus too much on the planning because without execution, a plan is just a piece of paper.
You’re 20 now and that’s huge but don’t stress over trying to be ‘mature’ and adult like because you already are. Chasing bubbles doesn’t make you a kid, it makes you a person who knows how to chase happiness.
Get out of your house more. You need the fresh air, you need the sun. By now you’ve learnt, you don’t need to shy away from sunlight to love the night. You will always be a creature of the night with just a little bit of vampire obsession to make you creepy.
Snack. Don’t binge.
Study. You may not exactly be where you want to be right now but if you study hard enough you soon will.
You had learnt at a very young age that there’s no excellence without labour. You strive for excellence and hence you must labour.
Don’t write too many letters to people because the first letter is lovely, the second is cute, the third is ? If they aren’t the right person.
Have faith. Sometimes that’s the only thing you have left but it does wonders.
‘NOW’ is your 2017 key word.
Don’t wait to do things you really want to because if you wait long enough, you don’t want to do anything.

There are nice people and there are shitty people. Just because you’ve come across a bunch of shitty people all at once doesn’t mean nice people don’t exist. They do. And you will find them. But remember, all people are current assets. You’re the only fixed one. Invest more in yourself. There’s so much more I want to tell you but from now I want to do less of talking and more of doing. I know you will understand, at least I hope you do.
 Love,
 2016 me

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One week until FanExpoVancouver!! Going to see Tom, Grant, and the rest of Team Flash! I know it’s probably a long shot, but any followers happen to be from the area and going?

🍂 October Bucket List 2015 🍂

• carve/decorate pumpkins! 🎃
• visit a cemetery during dusk
• go to rocky horror picture show live musical 💋
• have a pumpkin spice latte or tea ☕️
• go to Canada’s Wonderland Halloween Haunt
• decorate house inside and out with Halloween decorations
• decorate bedroom at dorm
• go to multiple haunted houses 👻
• go to a haunted hayride
• do a haunted corn maze 🌽
• go to Bingeman’s Scream Park
• go to a pumpkin patch
• go apple picking 🍎
• make apple pie
• make pumpkin pie
• go to pumpkinfest!
• go to local county fair
• paint nails with Halloween/spooky nail art 💅🏻
• do paranormal investigation with Haunted Hamilton
• make caramel apples
• throw Halloween party
• watch movies on “October movie list”
• buy autumn/Halloween bath products & candles
• do 30 day October challenge on instagram (created by me, @humanary.stew)
• go trick or treating (not all night, few houses!) 🍭
• do ghost tour at Fort George, Niagara.
• do creepy sfx makeup / body painting
• buy/make costume & dress up for Halloween
• make creepy cute snacks and treats (cookies, cakes, ect) 🍪
• read Edgar Allan Poe poems and stories
• go on a nature walk/explore woods (collect items)
• have a bonfire and make s’mores
• get Halloween/horror tattoo 💉
• see new horror movies in theatres (The Green Inferno, Crimson Peek, Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension and Goosebumps)
• do lots of divination & offerings (tarot, runes, tea leaf, scry) 🔮
• do spells
• create moon water for the month of October 🌕
• have a dead dinner (dumb supper)
• go to Samhain class at White Flame
• make more items for my Etsy shop
• do the screaming tunnels legend
• watch season premier of American Horror Story: Hotel
• set up and decorate Halloween tree 🎄
• set up altar for Mabon
• set up altar for Samhain

Dear 2017 me,

You will get better. Your life will change. Have patience. Things that are built quicker are destroyed just as soon.
This year you must take care of yourself and be careful to not give too much of yourself away. But don’t walk through life guarded, that’s never been your way.
Take the year a quarter at a time. Don’t plan for the whole year, you don’t know what life will be like 6 months from now.
Don’t focus too much on the planning because without execution, a plan is just a piece of paper.
You’re 20 now and that’s huge but don’t stress over trying to be ‘mature’ and adult like because you already are. Chasing bubbles doesn’t make you a kid, it makes you a person who knows how to chase happiness.
Get out of your house more. You need the fresh air, you need the sun. By now you’ve learnt, you don’t need to shy away from sunlight to love the night. You will always be a creature of the night with just a little bit of vampire obsession to make you creepy.
Snack. Don’t binge.
Study.
You may not exactly be where you want to be right now but if you study hard enough you soon will.
You had learnt at a very young age that there’s no excellence without labour. You strive for excellence and hence you must labour.
Don’t write too many letters to people because the first letter is lovely, the second is cute, the third is ? If they aren’t the right person.
Have faith. Sometimes that’s the only thing you have left but it does wonders.
‘NOW’ is your 2017 key word.
Don’t wait to do things you really want to because if you wait long enough, you don’t want to do anything.
There are nice people and there are sh*tty people. Just because you’ve come across a bunch of sh*tty people all at once doesn’t mean nice people don’t exist. They do. And you will find them.
But remember, all people are current assets. You’re the only fixed one. Invest more in yourself.
There’s so much more I want to tell you but from now I want to do less of talking and more of doing. I know you will understand, at least I hope you do.
Love,
2016 me

—  creatingnikki 

anonymous asked:

Ut and Uf bros with an S/O who’s Halloween tradition is to make creepy snacks and watch horror movies please

classic-hes fine with it till he sees you eating skeleton snacks. after a while he disappears into his room.

red-he loves it and when the movies come on he acts tough but has a melt down and destroys the tv. he doesn’t like the idea of his sweetheart being “murdered”. otherwise he gets horny.

passion- hes exited and happy to help make snacks till he sees the mature rating and sighs. “I don’t like watching death sweetsoul” he puts them away and watches nightmare before cristmas.

fury-hes the only one who doesn’t get horny or not like death he would proboly actually enjoy it. he still jumps and ends up in your lap. hes like a cat, CUTE.

On the first day of Christmas, Carmilla gave to me:

12 angry mobbers

11 bajillion Christmas lights

10 creepy gingerbread

9 different snack cakes

8 loving glances

7 minutes of pure joy

6 empty booths

5 mentions of murder

4 ugly sweaters

3 “my dad”’s from Laura

2 cheek kisses

and a growling Carmilla Karnstein