AU where Louis has come to America to do a bunch of nature shit and he’s in Colorado and wants to go on a hike. And he gets to this park and he doesn’t know where the trailhead is, so he’s about to go up to the ranger and ask except this tall, dark haired man gets there first and asks his exact question. So Louis listens in and finds out about the trail. And the ranger is like “oh do you have a question too, sir?” And Louis says “nope, it was the same as his!” So they are both awkwardly walking toward the same secluded trailhead together, about five feet apart. When they get to the start of the trail they both stand there uncomfortably until Louis finally says “well, we can do this together… Or I can walk about a hundred yards behind you, like a creeper! Your choice!” And Harry, as Louis finds out his name is, laughs very hard and invites Louis to accompany him for the entire 12 mile hike. By the time they finish, Harry has already found a huge-trunked tree to back Louis up against so he can kiss him. And it’s love. Forever.
*is as always very conflicted about creeper shots of Harry taken without his consent*
HOLY FUCK MY BABY IS A BIG BOY ACTOR IN A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE DIRECTED BY ONE OF THE MOST VISIONARY DIRECTORS OF OUR TIME WITH AN AWARD WINNING CAST AND HE'S IN A WWII UNIFORM AND HIS. HAIR. IS SHOOOORT AND HE'S GONNA BE THE BEST ACTOR EVER!!!!!!!!!