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The Emoji fucking Movie

Well I saw it. I wish I could say it was everything I expected it to be but it was worse. To summarize everything in one fluent and well-arranged thesis is too daunting a task because there’s simply too much to say about this blaspheme and so little time to properly convey it all. so here’s the main points on everything you need to know about this film

-i thought the Wreck It Ralph comparisons were bad enough but we find out Jailbreak was formerly a princess emoji but she rejected her status in favor of something more spunky and rebellious like holy shit they’re just unabashed in ripping off the beats of a superior movie.
-Sony hates millenials despite the fact that this movie was tailor-made to pander to them in the worst ways possible. Case in point, at one point the main human contemplates texting his crush and his frind tells him to only use emojis before saying in the most dude-bro way “words aren’t COOL”  at one point the teacher is talking about hieroglyphs and has to liken them to “the original emojis” because the students don’t want to learn any other way! they’re too obsessed with their phones! they have no attention spans! get it? GET IT?
-ADDING ONTO THAT! what is the message of this film? it doesn’t have one! there’s a scene where we see the main human deleted an email of lyrics/poetry he wrote for his crush but he deleted it because as his friends say WORDS AREN’T COOL. and you think “oh. the message will be that teens need to actually talk to each other more and express their feelings whatever” but oh no no no this is THE EMOJI MOVIE we’re talking about and the climax of the film is resolved by Gene (the main emoji) using his multiple faces to make the first emoji composed of multiple feelings back to back and gets sent to the crush who says “wow! I loved your emoji! it’s so nice to see a guy who’s willing to express his feelings” WHAT THE HELL? SO YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOUTH FOR USING EMOJIS BUT ULTIMATELY EMOJIS SAVE THE DAY?
-ALSO THE HUMAN IS A FUCKING NERD WHO DECIDES TO TAKE HIS PHONE TO THE TECH STORE TO DELETE EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE ONE EMOJI DOESN’T WORK
-There’s a stupid subplot about Gene’s meh parents having a falling out but it’s okay because they reconcile inside Instagram by hijacking a romantic photo and using the right filter
-TJ Miller touted the film as having a feminist positive message and let me tell you this is what it is. In Candy Crush, Gene finished one of Jailbreak’s sentences when she has an idea and out of nowhere Jailbreak yells “MEN ARE ALWAYS GETTING CREDIT FOR WOMEN’S IDEAS AND I’M SICK OF IT!” it comes immediately and ends abruptly. Gene doesn’t respond to it and Jailbreak doesn’t build onto that. the subject ends there. 10 minutes later Jailbreak says out of nowhere that in the early days emoji women only had the choice to be “princesses or brides” but that in the cloud she can be whatever she wants to be. again, this is never brought further or built upon. it feels so tacked on and barely even surface level like fuck they patted themselves on the back for this progressive-ass movie
-speaking of progressive, an internet troll calls the Just Dance lady a g***y. so yeah, add a slur usage to the list of offenses
-they go to Dropbox? Becuase kids love using Dropbox????
-Gene creates a new dance. The Emoji Bop. yes there is a dance party ending. 
-Someone tells Poop that he’s going soft. Patrick Stewart had to say the following line. “Not too soft, I hope” 
-Jailbreak in her princess form whistles and summons a twitter bird
-they go into youtube which has viral videos that are in live action and it’s super disorienting
-because this is a Sony movie, everyone uses Sony smart phones
-the 15 year old human has one of those fake-out apps that looks like a dictionary to his parents but it’s meant to hide like porn and illegal downloads so yeah fun for the whole family 
-if there’s one and I mean ONE good thing about the film it’s short. like barely 70 minutes. and yet that still feels like too long

The Emoji Movie is what you get when you have too much money. and nothing else. wait for a camrip online before watching it ironically. please please do not give this money. please. please. please please pleaskd qn

voltron senior quotes

allura: i truly believe we can all change the world. if some people just shut up and never speak, together we can all make this world a beautiful place

shiro: every day in algebra i’d eat a bagel. over my entire high school career i must’ve eaten- oh jeez, 2000 bagels

pidge: if idiots could fly, this place would’ve been an airport

hunk: i love everybody and support all of you! follow your dreams! except you greg from 8th grade math class you can rot in hell 

coran: i’ll never forget when a student threw a basketball at my head and i blacked out. those 2 minutes of unconscious bliss are my happiest memories as a teacher

matt: you guys used to make fun of me for being a nerd but my grades this year spelled AC/DC. could a nerd do that? 

keith: people always used to ask me, is it ‘ko-GAYNE’ or ‘koga-NAY’ and i always used to say the same thing: how dare you speak to me

lance: i’m proud to say nobody cried harder during gym than me

The Evolution of Adrien’s Game

I binged a few eps of Miraculous Ladybug while I was sick today and ended up making a long-ass observation post about Gabriel as Hawkmoth (or maybe Mr. Kubdel, wtfk) instead of resting.  Because priorities.

Anyway, here’s something else I noticed that wedged itself into my brain and won’t leave.  Prepare for another long post. 

In “Origins”:

  • Falls in love with a person he just met (proof he’s a Disney princess)
  • Which one?  Ladybug or Marinette?  Who knows.  He gives them both the same “oh shit, I think I’m in love” look.

In “Copycat (L'Imposteur):

  • Nino invites the girls to the movies and Marinette squeals.
  • Adrien’s reaction (half startled, half “that was cute wtf?”)

In “Timebreaker (Chronogirl)”:

  • He freaking winks at Marinette after complimenting her.
  • Oh yeah, you’re smooth -_-
  • Also, you’re a pirate.  ARGH MATEY!

See how this plays out below the cut:

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Secret Sign Language MasterPost

This is for @zenlikejen. 

Disclaimer: I don’t own all of these gifs (only some) so credit to the original owners of those i don’t own.

Okay so it has been clear from the start that some certain members from the band One Direction have gone to the great lengths (and most kind lengths) of leaning sign language. These two members are Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson and despite them using their new talent as a way to communicate to the deaf fans, they also have mostly used it to communicate with each other, and each other only.  

We firstly have this:

Here we clearly see Louis gives a small thumbs up before tapping his chest multiple times with his left hand at which Harry doesn’t notice properly at first. Also Louis realizes he is tapping with his wrong hand for what he is trying to say so therefore corrects himself by switching to his right hand and this time Harry sees; like so: 

When Louis taps his chest, in sign language it means ‘Mine’, so basically he is telling Harry that he is his and Harry replies with a small thumbs up, a common thing which I will talk about further down in the post. 

Louis also glances at Harry here and touches his chest, a year later and they still communicate through signing, Louis again telling Harry that he is his. 


Harry here signs to Louis something along the lines of ‘Later we talk, before kissing’ but the second part can also mean ‘I want the truth’ as its unsure if he touches his lip or chin.

And Louis replies back with this: 

Which would make Harry saying ‘Later we talk before kissing’ more reliable due to Louis’ answer. 

Still complete cuties here.


Again during an interview, Louis seems to rub his hands together which research says could mean the letter ‘H’. In this case, H for Harry; or H was also a nickname that Louis could have had for Harry.

He then taps his chest twice again (meaning ‘Mine’) except he uses his fist more which may take away its meaning, but they could of changed it up more so that the signing was more personal to each other. 


Now during one of their songs on the TMH tour, Louis and Harry were stood next to each other on the stage. Louis glances at Harry for a moment to get his attention before crossing his fingers and then placing his hand back onto his microphone stand, fingers still crossed. 

Now some say that this means ‘Hope’ however others say because of how Louis did it, it means ‘Forever’ so I guess its your own choice to decide which one you want it to mean. 


Then we have this:

Now everyone knows that in sign language this sign with another person means ‘Lover’/ ‘Make Love’.

So really there is nothing much to say about this apart from the fact that it is adorable as fuck and the most cliche thing that a pair of platonic best friends could do together. 


No we are on to the famous ‘Thumbs up’ sign that they both constantly used to give each other on stage, during interviews and at any moment they were happy, having fun or in each others company. Now I researched this and found that it meant different to what the ‘Lovers’ sign that’s above. Many use the thumbs up sign as a way of saying good or as a positive attitude towards things like ‘I am good’ or ‘This is fun’ etc; except it also has another meaning. More discreetly, this sign can mean ‘I love you’ or ‘Love’ but is different from ‘Lover’ and ‘Make love’ so the two signs should not get mixed up. 

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171115 Bang PD’s Tweet

さすが~ flinch w @BTS_twt @JKCorden #LateLateShow

As expected~ flinch w @BTS_twt @JKCorden #LateLateShow

[1st Picture]
Chat Room Title: Bangtan + Pdogg
Bang PD: How was the game?
Bang PD: Was it fun? Did the audience and fans like it?
J-Hope: Wah wah~
J-Hope: Keke wow kekekekekekekekeke I was really surprised when the fruits exploded kekeke the noise was really loud kekekekekekekekeke.
Bang PD: Ke I bet the fans will really like your surprised reaction.
Jimin: Kekekekeke it was really surprising kekeke.
J-Hope: Oh yeah~ 
J-Hope: The audience reactions were the best, too.

[2nd Picture]
Pdogg: You guys are killing it.
Min Yoongi: It’s fascinating keke seeing something that I used to only see on YouTube in real life keke.
V: I think the filming went smoothly thanks to James hyungnim.
Jin: This is the first time I realized that fruit could surprise me.
V: Why?
V: Ah, keke.
. (apparently this is Jungkook LOL): I’m sad because I can’t understand English.

Trans cr: Christie @ allforbts
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Little things I liked about Spider-Man: Homecoming (contains spoilers)

(I just came back from watching it again so gotta jot these down while they’re fresh in my mind)

  • Peter being a relatable teen
  • Tony being a relatable dad
  • Karen being voiced by Jennifer Connelly who is married to Paul Bettany who voices JARVIS/Vision
    • technically Karen is married to JARVIS then
  • Peter’s love interest was Liz who was his first love interest in the comics
  • The girl that was doing the school news is named Betty Brant. In the comics, Betty is a reporter for Jonah Jameson. I guess she’s working toward that role, huh?
  • Miles Morales MCU confirmed
  • Donald Glover playing Aaron Davis aka the Prowler aka Miles’ uncle
  • Donald Glover being the one that dropped that huge bombshell about Miles Morales because Donald
    • is a huge Spidey fan. If you watched Community, he wears a Spidey tie, Spidey PJs, and a Spidey shirt in three episodes
    • voices Miles Morales in the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon
    • supported the fans that were trying to get him as the new Spidey before Andrew Garfield was cast
  • Forehead of Security reference!!!!! xD I was the only one laughing when it got a passing mention. 
  • Happy kept the freaking ring since 2008 which is when Iron Man came out. The movie that started it all…..
  • The theme song played in the beginning during the Marvel sequence!!!!
  • Iron Spider ???????
  • Tony delivering those lines to Peter after the ferry incident were similar to the ones he delivers to Steve Rogers after Peter Parker’s death in the comics
  • Ned Leeds being a nod to the Hobgoblin and Ganke Lee at the same time
  • There was a teacher in Peter’s school that kinda looked like a kindergarten teacher from the elementary school in my town. Mr. Wells, if that was you, I never pictured you as an actor. 
  • Diversity
  • The school kids actually looked like teens???? Wow
  • Michael Keaton was damn awesome
  • Actually, the whole cast was great
  • Comedic timing
  • Having a whole bunch of villains without you even realizing it until the end 
    • there was the one everybody saw, The Vulture, but there was also 
    • the Scorpion (dude with the Scorpion tattoo, he was the guy from the prison scene and the ferry scene) 
    • there were two Shockers (one died but the others still there) 
    • the Prowler (Donald Glover) 
    • and the Tinkerer (the guy that created the weapons)
  • Also, for all you (and me) fanfic writers out there, now we have loads of material for SuperFamily stuff, don’t you think? :P
  • Those Steve Rogers PSAs wtf? 
  • This time MJ stalks Peter instead of the other way around. Interesting
  • “He’s probably a war criminal now”
  • “I was looking at….porn….”
  • “What the fu–”
  • “I got ice cream”
  • Tony Stark fucking listened to Peter!!!! He sent the FBI to the Ferry to take care of what Peter had told him!!!!!! And then he called Peter to possibly tell him but we’ll never know cuz Peter hung up on him. Such a great dad *tears*
  • Happy not being able to say Mjolnir Megingjörð. (I wanna give thanks to  youvegotyourvictory for correcting me on this. Even after two times I’m still learning new stuff. May have to watch it again haha!)
  • They have Cap’s Shield prototype 
  • The after credits scene…fuck you Marvel…just fuck you
  • Oh I almost forgot one! The scene in the rubble! Not only was it emotional and reminded us that Peter is a kid but also the scene where the reflection shows half Peter’s face and half Spidey’s mask was actually the cover for one of the comics!
Drabble List

So I just finished posting the last of the previous volley of drabbles so I decided to come up with a new prompt list. It’s mostly a hodge-podge of stuff from my own brain or inspired by songs or different shows and stuff but there are some from other prompt lists so, if anyone wants me to give credit, drop me a message and I’ll be sure to do so.

  1. “If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”
  2. “You’re too good for this world.”
  3. “Could you be happy, here, with me?”
  4. “How long do we have?”
  5. “Do you think we’re bad people?”
  6. “How did we become this?”
  7. “I can hardly stand myself.”
  8. “Go to hell.”
  9. “I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I’m going to take care of you.”
  10. “There was a time before all of this.”
  11. “No one will ever believe us.”
  12. “Don’t come near me or I swear I’ll kill you.”
  13. “My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”
  14. “I used to do a lot of things.”
  15. “It doesn’t matter. You’ve moved on and I have to be okay with that.”
  16. “Do you wish things had happened differently?”
  17. “Don’t you dare look him in the eye.”
  18. “I’ll be here as long as it takes.”
  19. “We were never meant to fight on our own.”
  20. “Something’s clearly wrong.”
  21. “There’s nothing I can do anymore.”
  22. “This is going to hurt.”
  23. “I don’t need to be the hero tonight.”
  24. “Am I ever going to see you again?”
  25. “We always have a choice.”
  26. “You’re holding back.”
  27. “I don’t want to feel like this tomorrow.”
  28. “Is that a threat?”
  29. “If you don’t like this world then change it.”
  30. “Are you kidding me? We’re not fine!”
  31. “You may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”
  32. “Keep your eyes on me.”
  33. “You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”
  34. “I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing.”
  35. “If you make one more stupid pun, I will literally stab you.”
  36. “I wasn’t going to mention it.”
  37. “I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”
  38. “I’m here for you.”
  39. “What are you so happy about?”
  40. “That’s not what I meant and you know it!”
  41. “You’re putting words in my mouth!”
  42. “We have to stick together.”
  43. “We’ll get through this. I promise.”
  44. “Don’t leave me behind.”
  45. “What are you looking at?”
  46. “How did you find me?”
  47. “Who did this to you?”
  48. “I don’t want to be alone right now.”
  49. “I have to tell you something.”
  50. “I need more time.”
  51. “You deserve better than me.”
  52. “This isn’t fair!”
  53. “If you kill them, you’d better kill me too, because otherwise I’m going to kill you.”
  54. “Please don’t shut me out.”
  55. “You are my best friend in the whole world, okay?”
  56. “Don’t you dare die on me!”
  57. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
  58. “You’re out of your damn mind.”
  59. “No one can hurt me like you can.”
  60. “You are my sunshine.”
  61. “This is all my fault.”
  62. “Please, don’t cry.”
  63. “Maybe I can’t fix you but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to try.”
  64. “You should see this.”
  65. “You make me feel invincible.”
  66. “I’ll keep you safe.”
  67. “Don’t look at me like that.”
  68. “Let’s do something crazy.”
  69. “We are not going to steal someone’s dog.”
  70. “Do you trust me?”
  71. “You don’t get to pick and choose. You’re stuck with me.”
  72. “You know I’m gonna win, right?”
  73. “Don’t underestimate what a person can do to protect those they care about.”
  74. “I didn’t mean what I said.”
  75. “Do you ever follow directions?”

♫ We wish you a Mystic Christmas, 
And a happy New Year~ ♪

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171105 BTS_official’s Tweet

[#오늘의방탄] 아미들과 함께 했던 <THE WINGS TOUR>가 마카오에서 대장정의 마침표를 찍었습니다. 멋진 떼창을 선물해준 마카오 아미들 고맙습니다💕 이제 우리 서울에서 만나요😄 #진의하트이벤트

[#Today’sBangtan] <THE WINGS TOUR> that we did together with ARMYs has come to the end of a long march in Macau. Thank you to Macau ARMYs who presented us with a wonderful sing-along💕 Now let’s meet in Seoul 😄#Jin’sHeartEvent

Trans cr: Bem @ allforbts
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Misha Collins.
Arriving on set in New Westminster, BC.
Thursday, March 2nd, 2017.

{Photos taken by me, please do not repost or use without credit. Thank you! I keep my watermark light so you can enjoy the image, respect is appreciated! <3}

See this photo? I had to stamp a watermark because it has been spreading around without my knowledge nor my girlfriend’s (The Keith cosplayer in this photo)
It really isn’t okay to take someone’s photo without a source + tampering with it. A photo is just as much of an artwork like a drawing is. It isn’t a simple click of the button. Not when I dished out over 2k to get such a shot like this one.
My girlfriend doesn’t have a tumblr to start off with & if this photo isn’t posted anywhere on social media by EmberJayCosplay or Fricklefracklemarco? I want it removed IMMEDIATELY. 
I don’t mean to burst ANY bubbles, but seeing a low-res of MY photo literally drove me INSANE to the point of where I’m actually posting on Tumblr about it. 

Her and I LOVEEEEEE Klance just as much as the next person. (Talk to us about them & we will never stop.)
But taking photos and reposting them? Is a big no no. 

For now? Let us admire this beauty of a photo. 

Follow us on Social Media for all the Klance goods. 
Keith: EmberJayCosplay
Photo credit: Fricklefracklemarco


Note: YES. I am aware of it being posted on FB. 

the original creator of this tee has deactivated their blog, so I couldn’t find their terms of use, but if there are any problems I can take it down. the blouse comes in @citrontart‘s Neutrals Palette + two rosy swatches (I think I’ll keep adding them to my future content!).

the mesh is NOT included - grab it HERE!

tou:

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  • do not claim my CC/Sims as your own.
  • feel free to recolor, but do not include the original mesh.
  • tag me if you use any of my creations. I would love to see them in your game!

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the foxes  as popular text posts #2

neil josten: I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade

andrew minyard: you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????

kevin day: I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

nicky hemmick: Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it.

matt boyd: got yelled at by my mom cos i kept pronouncing "Dwanye" The Rock Johnson the same way one pronounces “Kanye” West

dan wilds: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out

renee walker: do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

allison reynolds: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

aaron minyard: i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”

david wymack: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1973 and haven’t felt a single emotion since then

betsy dobson: [to andrew] *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

abby winfield: fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

+ BONUS

jean moreau: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’

jeremy knox: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead 

sara alvarez: if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry

laila dermott: I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.

erik klose: white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

riko moriyama: back by unpopular demand: me

Quick PSA

So earlier today, I found a compilation video called, ‘Cuphead Cringe Compilation’ and found out that it used a video of mine that I had recently dubbed over. For one, I did not give this individual permission to use my video, two they did not credit me or any other content creator whose material they took, and three they did not change much of anything to the video except for adding loud music and filters to each video they compiled together. So, I sent in a copyright strike to the video and it was taken down.

A couple hours after the video was taken down, I got a message from the creator saying:

First off, thinking that not citing sources is okay to do, is NOT a strong way to start off your argument. Second, yes it would have changed it, because at least at that point, I would have left the video alone considering you went through the effort credit every creator whose content you used in your compilation. So I responded with this:


My next response was:

His final response to me sending that was this:

The last thing I said to him was this:

Tl;dr Because I went and did something about a person taking mine and several others content without our consent and monetizing them, he got upset and tried to justify his actions.

[KOR/ENG LYRICS] MIC Drop by BTS

Korean

Yeah 누가 내 수저 더럽대
I don’t care 마이크 잡음
금수저 여럿 패
버럭해 잘 못 익은 것들
스테끼 여러 개
거듭해서 씹어줄게 스타의 저녁에
World Business 핵심
섭외 1순위 매진
많지 않지 이 class 가칠 만끽
좋은 향기에 악췬 반칙
Mic mic bungee

Mic mic bungee
Bright light 전진
망할 거 같았겠지만 I’m fine sorry
미안해 Billboard
미안해 worldwide
아들이 넘 잘나가서 미안해 엄마
대신해줘 니가 못한 효도
우리 콘서트 절대 없어 포도
I do it I do it 넌 맛없는 라따뚜이
혹 배가 아프다면 고소해
Sue it

Did you see my bag
Did you see my bag
트로피들로 백이 가득해
How you think bout that
How you think bout that
Hater들은 벌써 학을 떼

이미 황금빛 황금빛 나의 성공
I’m so firin’ firin’ 성화봉송
너는 황급히 황급히 도망 숑숑
How you dare
How you dare
How you dare

내 손에 트로피 아 너무 많아
너무 heavy 내 두 손이 모잘라
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심

Lodi dodi 아 너무 바빠
너무 busy 내 온몸이 모잘라
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심

이거 완전 네 글자
사필귀정 ah
Once upon a time
이솝우화 fly
니 현실을 봐라 쌔 쌤통
지금 죽어도 난 개행복
이번엔 어느 나라 가
비행기 몇 시간을 타
Yeah I’m on the mountain
Yeah I’m on the bay
무대에서 탈진
MIC Drop baam

Did you see my bag
Did you see my bag
트로피들로 백이 가득해
How you think bout that
How you think bout that
Hater들은 벌써 학을 떼

이미 황금빛 황금빛 나의 성공
I’m so firin’ firin’ 성화봉송
너는 황급히 황급히 도망 숑숑
How you dare
How you dare
How you dare

내 손에 트로피 아 너무 많아
너무 heavy 내 두 손이 모잘라
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심

Lodi dodi 아 너무 바빠
너무 busy 내 온몸이 모잘라
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
발 발 조심
너네 말 말 조심

Haters gon’ hate
Players gon’ play
Live a life man
Good luck

더 볼 일 없어 마지막 인사야
할 말도 없어 사과도 하지 마
더 볼 일 없어 마지막 인사야
할 말도 없어 사과도 하지 마

잘 봐 넌 그 꼴 나지
우린 탁 쏴 마치 콜라지
너의 각막 깜짝 놀라지
꽤 꽤 폼나지 포 포 폼나지

English

Yeah who dares to say my spoon is dirty?*
I don’t care, I grab my mic
I beat up many of those gold spoons
They lose their tempers, those that are undercooked
They’re just lots of steak
I’ll chew on you again and again upon the star’s dinner table
The core of World Business
Top of the list when it comes to casting, we’re a sellout
There aren’t many of our class, savor our value to the fullest
Odour is a foul to a good scent
Mic mic bungee

Mic mic bungee
Bright light heading forward
You would’ve thought we’d fail but I’m fine sorry
Sorry Billboard
Sorry worldwide
Sorry that your son’s on such a roll, mum
We be good to your parents on your behalf, which you weren’t able to do
Our concert does not consist of grapes**
I do it I do it you’re a ratatouille that tastes awful
Well if you’ve got a bellyache, go ahead and sue me***
Sue it

Did you see my bag
Did you see my bag
It’s full of trophies
How you think bout that
How you think bout that
Haters are already fed up

It already shines gold gold, my success
I’m so firin’ firin’ bearing the flame
You run away in a hurry zoom zoom
How you dare
How you dare
How you dare

Ah, too many trophies in my hand
Too heavy, my two hands are not enough
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
Take care of your feet feet
Take care about what you say say

Lodi dodi ah, so busy
So busy, my whole body is not enough
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
Take care of your feet feet
Take care about what you say say

These are some words totally meant for you
Justice will prevail in the end ah
Once upon a time
Aesop’s Fables fly
Take a look at your reality, it serves you just right
Even if I die today I’d be so damn happy
Which country are we headin’ this time
How many hours are we flyin’
Yeah I’m on the mountain
Yeah I’m on the bay
Pass out on the stage
MIC Drop baam

Did you see my bag
Did you see my bag
It’s full of trophies
How you think bout that
How you think bout that
Haters are already fed up

It already shines gold gold, my success
I’m so firin’ firin’ bearing the flame
You run away in a hurry zoom zoom
How you dare
How you dare
How you dare

Ah, too many trophies in my hand
Too heavy, my two hands are not enough
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
Take care of your feet feet
Take care about what you say say

Lodi dodi ah, so busy
So busy, my whole body is not enough
MIC Drop
MIC Drop
Take care of your feet feet
Take care about what you say say

Haters gon’ hate
Players gon’ play
Live a life man
Good luck

No need to see you anymore, it’s the final farewell
There’s no more to say, don’t even apologize
No need to see you anymore, it’s the final farewell
There’s no more to say, don’t even apologize

See that, that’s how you end up
We burst, just like cola
It’ll surprise your corneas****
We’re
quite on point, we’re pretty cool

(*T/N: The Korean ‘spoon class theory’ - which classifies people by their social/financial background and inherited assets. As the name implies, ‘dirt spoon’ is the humblest class, meaning they did not come from a wealthy background and ‘gold spoon’ the wealthiest.)
**T/N: Grapes (specifically, 포도알) is a Korean slang related to ticketing. On Interpark (where BTS sells their tickets most of the time), you need to click a little purple cube/square to select a seat, but as it’s so competitive to get a ticket many people complain “난 포도알도 못봤어…/I didn’t even get to see the grapes” “포도알 어디감/Where did the grapes go” so this line carries the meaning of “the concert sells out so quickly you can never buy our tickets”.
***T/N: There is a play on words here, as this phrase carries a double meaning. ‘배가 아프다면’ also could mean ‘If you’re jealous’, as there is a saying that ‘if you’re jealous, your stomach hurts’. ‘Sue me’ also has a double meaning of ‘shame on you’.
****T/N: ‘각막/cornea’ is something like a buzzword in Korea right now. People use expressions like ‘참(real/true/good)각막’ to refer to one’s great taste in a funny way. For example, K-ARMYs sometimes say “Bang PD-nim has 참각막”. Another usage of this is replacing ‘눈/eyes’ with ‘각막’ too, as in ‘눈호강/easy on the eyes’ = ‘각막호강’.)

Trans cr; Vicky @ bts-trans
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