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coffeesugarcream  asked:

Hi! Just discovered your adorable drabbles and they're like cherries, I can't stop. If you're still doing this, can I request #45, Lucien + anyone you think will fit better, I just want my fox boy happy? thanks a lot :D

That is the cutest compliment ever? I have written Lucien + Cassian because I need more gay in my life and #fandom wife reasons. I hope you like it! I really like making Lucien happy, so… if anyone wants more Lucien + anyone, I’m down for that.

Prompt: You look pretty hot in plaid

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Lucien walked out of the bedroom, tugging on the hem of his shirt and frowning. “You’d think the Autumn Court could come up with something more original than this. Of all the things to force us to wear to this meeting. I expected apple cider and bonfires and pumpkin pie, but this is really pushing the limit. I had forgotten how prosaic they can be.”

“You look pretty hot in plaid,” Cassian said, shrugging. He took Lucien in from his seat, the heavy fabric of Lucien’s shirt doing nothing to conceal his broad shoulders that tapered to a narrow waist. Cassian was already thinking about the last time he had held those hips between his palms, and it wasn’t doing much to help him remain collected.

“Prosaic and plebeian,” Lucien continued. He was going to give in to what he knew would be Cassian’s insistence that he looked perfectly fine, better, even, but not quite yet. Not before he’d had his say about how annoyed he was that this inane tradition continued, even after Beron was no longer High Lord.

“Don’t be a snob,” Cassian said.

Lucien met Cassian in the middle of the room, hands now freed from the duty of pulling uncertainly on his clothing.

Cassian stood and strolled towards him. Reaching up, he adjusted the collar of Lucien’s shirt and then held it, pulling him closer.

“It’s a hard habit to kick. And I’m not being a snob. I just don’t like this shirt,” Lucien said.

“You know you look hot,” Cassian protested. He gave another small tug and Lucien had to balance on his toes to keep himself from falling into him.

“Really? I mean, it’s just-“ Lucien made an uncertain gesture towards his clothing.

“It’s very rugged. Very manly. I think I might not be able to help myself.” He cocked his head at Lucien, trademark grin mysteriously absent. “You remind me of a lumberjack. Making your living on the land, with nothing but your brute strength and wits to keep you alive.” His usual grin finally appeared, and the scowl that was threatening Lucien’s face was replaced with a reluctant smile.

“What are you going to do about it, then? Make up pretty stories about two lumberjacks in the woods and how they met and formed a lifelong attachment?” Lucien asked.

“Who said anything about two lumberjacks? Although, that’s not a bad idea…” Cassian leaned forward and their lips met.

“When do we go, then?” Lucien asked when they pulled apart.

“I think you misunderstood, dearest. I have no intention of living in the woods, even if the clothing is quite becoming. I do expect you to wear that more often, though.”

“Fine. But only if I get to pick out an outfit for you, as well. I’m thinking something along the lines of a fireman?”

Cassian ranked on Lucien’s shirt once more, bringing his lips to Lucien’s collarbone before answering.

“Deal.”

ALL CREDIT CARDS ARE VALID
  • if you’re a credit card past its expiry date YOU ARE VALID
  • if you’re a credit card which has gone over its allowance YOU ARE VALID
  • if you’re a credit card that works perfectly YOU ARE VALID

fuck you target for rejecting my card and saying it isn’t valid, ALL CREDIT CARDS ARE VALID. last time i shop at your store

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SuperCorp + Text Posts from the Amazing SuperCorp Fandom (pt 1) 

Official statement from Hartvig Nissen on Tarjei winning Gullruten prizes:

Hurray and congratulations to the SKAM team who acquired several prizes last night at Gullruten. Apart from the fact that SKAM has created an impression that teachers at Nissen do not wear bras, then it is an honour for us at Nissen to be associated with the amazing universe that Julie Anden and NRK has created.

And when a student starts to win Gullruten prizes then it’s totally okay for the school to make an “Auntie-Gerd-speaking-to-the-confirmand”-speech:

So dear Tarjei,

We are proud of you! Your interpretation of Isak gets under the skin of even the toughest viewers and you deserve all credit and renown for your work with this character. Even though you have become everyone’s SKAM-Isak, you will first and foremost be Nissen-Tarjei for us. Thus, we hope you have noticed that you are going to a social studies exam next week. (Chapter 6, 7, and 8 in Fokus)

Once again: Congratulations!

Who the signs are to you:

ARIES:

  • Aries: the person you don’t really know well, but you’re always having a great time going out together 
  • Taurus: that weirdo at work you just can’t get along with without any apparent reason 
  • Gemini: that from-time-to-time sex partner 
  • Cancer: your little sister you always have to protect from everyone 
  • Leo: shopping buddy 
  • Virgo: that one bitchy, arrogant chick you couldn’t stand at the first sight
  • Libra: future wife/husband 
  • Scorpio: that one ex you’ll always feel attracted to, even though it will never work out 
  • Sagittarius: crush 
  • Capricorn: that weird nerdy neighbour that looks quite lovely but you never spoke a word to them 
  • Aquarius: that one person that gets everything you want so much
  • Pisces: just a random useless person

TAURUS 

  • Aries: an annoying guy at work who gets all the credits you deserve
  • Taurus: your first love you’ll never forget
  • Gemini: that two-faced bitch you’re a little jealous of
  • Cancer: that person you’re not really best friends with but to whom you can always turn when you feel down
  • Leo: that hot guy you secretly crave
  • Virgo: a childhood friend that helped you become who you are now
  • Libra: your boss
  • Scorpio: your boyfriend/girlfriend
  • Sagittarius: crazy, odd creep that entertains you when you’re sad
  • Capricorn: bff!
  • Aquarius: your loving grandmother
  • Pisces: that one pervert you know who always makes you laugh 

GEMINI 

  • Aries: a huge crush you can’t get over no matter what you do
  • Taurus: high school desk neighbour
  • Gemini: the person you laugh the most with
  • Cancer: your one & only real love
  • Leo: drinking buddy
  • Virgo: that one annoying person that always sees through you not buying your lies like others do
  • Libra: that girl intriguing all the time
  • Scorpio: that bitch with a few kilogrammes makeup on you just can’t stand
  • Sagittarius: best travel partner you’ll ever have
  • Capricorn: your older brother
  • Aquarius: the person you know has a crush on, but you can’t relate, even though you’re enjoying this fact
  • Pisces: the one who does all your homework 

CANCER

  • Aries: you wish you had their confidence
  • Taurus: childhood neighbour
  • Gemini: your job partner who does all the work
  • Cancer: your opposite gender best friend, the prove that girl & boy can be just friends
  • Leo: they’re so beautiful, I wish I had a little of their beauty
  • Virgo: that person that tries to make you believe in how amazing you are
  • Libra: that weird person who never talks but you somehow still hang out with them
  • Scorpio: that one person who talks so sarcastically that you can’t understand if they’re being serious or not
  • Sagittarius: that annoying bitch bullying you all the time
  • Capricorn: that one person you will always like even though it doesn’t work out between you
  • Aquarius: how can you be so arrogant?
  • Pisces: best friend 

LEO 

  • Aries: slaying together!
  • Taurus: that one friend you’re trying to make more social, ‘cause they’re actually pretty cool, but they just prefer to Netflix & chill at home
  • Gemini: that one sarcastic but charming guy you like, but they keep making fun of your attitude
  • Cancer: your spiritually obsessed uncle
  • Leo: your wingman who always steals your girls in the end
  • Virgo: that silent friend who gets crazy as hell when drunk
  • Libra: your personal clown, basically entertaining you through life
  • Scorpio: the only person that knows how to handle your ego, but you can’t trust them, ‘cause they have some kind of power over you
  • Sagittarius: cooking partner
  • Capricorn: your older, smarter sister, but you’re always beating her in being popular & hot
  • Aquarius: the only person you will fall in love with for real
  • Pisces: your boss who’s way too easy to manipulate

VIRGO 

  • Aries: that one guy who gets all the girls you like because they’re hot & charming, but you’re just a shy potato 
  • Taurus: an actual friend
  • Gemini: that one person you feel kind of alike with but you still just don’t like them 
  • Cancer: your boo
  • Leo: that girl you thought was your best friend but she has like 5 other best friends and so you feel somehow friendship wise heartbroken
  • Virgo: that fling you had on a holiday but it was so good you won’t ever forget them
  • Libra: I wish I was as creative & adorable as they are
  • Scorpio: your wife who’s gonna leave you in the end ‘cause she will realise how different you are after 10 years of marriage
  • Sagittarius: that hot girl you totally have a crush on but she’s out of your league, ‘cause well, you’re still a potato
  • Capricorn: the only friend who actually knows how to deal with your weirdnesses and phobias
  • Aquarius: your psychologist 
  • Pisces: a girl you get perfectly along with, but can’t really understand why, because you’re so different

LIBRA

  • Aries: partner in crime
  • Taurus: your beauty idol you always try to copy
  • Gemini: only you can understand both of their faces
  • Cancer: that lovely person having so much bad luck that you always feel sorry for them
  • Leo: that flowers obsessed relative
  • Virgo: your neighbour 
  • Libra: that one boring person that always asks you to go out. You know it’s gonna be boring but can’t say no, 'cause they are actually really nice
  • Scorpio: that person you’re inhumanly attracted to 
  • Sagittarius: fiancé(e) that’s gonna leave you at the altar 
  • Capricorn: fiancé(e) that’s gonna marry you
  • Aquarius: long lost half sister who turns out to be really cool 
  • Pisces: the shoulder to cry on from time to time

SCORPIO 

  • Aries: a huge crush who doesn’t really like you back but you keep trying, even though you know it’s gonna hurt
  • Taurus: your favourite singer
  • Gemini: the best person to have late night conversations with
  • Cancer: a lovely family member you will always support
  • Leo: that bitch needing attention all the time but you’re too busy being self-absorbed
  • Virgo: the sign that 90% of your crushes are
  • Libra: your best freaking sex partner ever 
  • Scorpio: childhood love that never really faded
  • Sagittarius: that one cheater boyfriend you somehow forgive over and over again 
  • Capricorn: your daughter you can act like best friends with
  • Aquarius: unexplainably undesirable person 
  • Pisces: best friend you never dare getting in a romantic relationship with because you know you’ll hurt them

SAGITTARIUS 

  • Aries: your modelling partner 
  • Taurus: that stubborn little shit always trying to ruin your life
  • Gemini: you don’t know it yet but they’re the love of your life 
  • Cancer: that person with an amazing taste in music so you can’t stop admiring it
  • Leo: drinking buddy
  • Virgo: your favourite actor  
  • Libra: your make up artist
  • Scorpio: your witch neighbour, you don’t believe she actually is one but she scares you anyway somehow
  • Sagittarius: best travel buddy 
  • Capricorn: that gloomy person, you never what they are actually thinking 
  • Aquarius: on/off relationship 
  • Pisces: that one person always trying to joke but has an awful sense of humour

CAPRICORN 

  • Aries: your female friend that is amazingly beautiful & kind but just doesn’t believe it and all you do is trying to build up a little confidence in her
  • Taurus: your gay best friend
  • Gemini: lovely & interesting person to spend time with without any real trust
  • Cancer: that one adorable human being you will always wonder about like: how can you be so lovely & innocent?
  • Leo: that one bitch always trying to ruin your life, making drama around you now and then
  • Virgo: that person you get along with perfectly, you understand each other without words, you absolutely love them, but you’ll always stay friends because there’s a lack of physical attraction 
  • Libra: they want you.
  • Scorpio: a fling
  • Sagittarius: that person you like somehow but it never comes to a real relationship, they seem not to notice you the right way
  • Capricorn: YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOULMATE
  • Aquarius: that annoying relative always judging you
  • Pisces: that one fake ass ex you’ll never forgive yourself dating

AQUARIUS 

  • Aries: a friend that always manages to cheer you up
  • Taurus: that lovely person you always wanted to get to know, but you have no idea how to start a conversation
  • Gemini: just… bae
  • Cancer: head up, your crown is falling. Oh wait, which crown?
  • Leo: your most beautiful friend. she’s the only one allowed to be more beautiful than you are
  • Virgo: your long-lost child
  • Libra: that one friend that lives on the other side of the world but you stay friends no matter what
  • Scorpio: a person that life always puts as an interference to you, so you end up hating them
  • Sagittarius: that one relative you never meet ‘cause they’re always travelling
  • Capricorn: that one friend that seems completely heartless to you
  • Aquarius: a bitch you’re always competing with 
  • Pisces: you fell in love with their kindness

PISCES 

  • Aries: wait… who? 
  • Taurus: that one person who protects you in difficult situations every time
  • Gemini: they seem so lovely why can’t they stop bullying me?
  • Cancer: cry buddy
  • Leo: that person with a huge heart, it isn’t obvious at first sight but you can trust them with anything
  • Virgo: future husband you will finally feel secure with 
  • Libra: they are so beautiful you can’t help falling in love with them 
  • Scorpio: gossip girl friend 
  • Sagittarius: stupid high school buddy 
  • Capricorn: your long-term love that you can’t forget 
  • Aquarius: that married guy you can’t stop wanting
  • Pisces: bestie
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You’re the good different, you’re the good strange.

Alice & The Mad Hatter + Moodboard

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sakurada dori; monochrome boyfriend aesthetic

Sharp and Toews: Better Together

The almost-kiss that never was:

It’s pretty obvious that these two have an illicit love affair going - just look at their guilty faces, caught in the act.

Need more evidence? Here:

The “I love you so much you little shit” smiles:

That time Sharpy Cam was three parts close-ups of Tazer and one part bedroom wrestling with Seabs

More of Sharpy’s horribly obvious pigtail pulling:

Tazer showing his affection like the weirdo he is:

The “let me flop onto you I am so in love” moment:

That time he put on a helmet and decided to headbutt Sharpy because, why not?

Tazer’s weird love of messing with Sharpy’s jersey:

When Tazer was precious and clung on to Sharpy:

So… the conclusion?

Toews and Sharp: better together

Compliation of Fics

mostly baekhyun cause duh.  mostly smut cause duh. stories may contain fluff, smut, angst, violence and death. so read the warnings in each fic and if there are none, read at your own will. 

all credits for each story goes to the owner. 

im just a person who decided to be organised while living the trash life. i will update the list once i get the chance.

EXO: 

Series

Wolf AU

College AU

Smuttyfairy Compilation

Smut

Punish Me


Baekhyun:

Fluff

Runaways | First Love | Stuck On You |

Smut

The Ugly Friend  | Last Time | Gameplay | What The Boss Says | Stage Hand | Regrets | Vocality | Nobody Is Better Than Me | AlreadyReleasing Stress | One Night Stand | Stop Pretending | Taking Control | Tell Me What You Like | Dreaming Of You | Been Waiting For You | Dirty Bathroom | Player 04 | Let Them See You Belong With Me | Touchdown | Love On The Baseball Field  | Trust Me | Palpitate | Lets Get Physical | Game Over | First  | Hurricane |  Princess | Minseok’s Number | Mine | Tease Pleaser | Losing Control |  

Angst

Different Paths

Series

Movie Night | In Your Heart | Allegiance | Six Steps | New Encounters | Solace | Guilty | The Secret | Memoria | Enough | So Unlike You | Hunter’s Night | Saving Lives | I Give Up | Chemistry | Conflicted | Slave To Pleasure | Mellifluous | All’s Fair | Promises From Her | Show Me How | Play | Bloodlust | SnoozeThe Wrong Time | Trouble | Do Not Disturb | Take A Hint | Flight 5704 | Let Me Love You | Soulmate | Send My Love | Just Friends |


Chanyeol:

Series

Anything For Her


Sehun:

Series

Playboy | Highlight |

Being the Mom Friend Out of All of the Avengers Would Include
  • Shutting down every fight
  • “Thor, if you leave that hammer on the toilet seat one more time I swear I will send you back to Asgard!”

(Gif credits to owner)

  • “Steve, Tony, can you two just shut up for like two minutes?”
  • Steve attempting to give you that sad puppy dog eyebrow look but you just glaring and him immediately leaving the room

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  • “Tony, go to your room”
  • “You can’t send me to my-”
  • -insert the signature mom warning look here-
  • Tony actually going to his room then apologizing to whoever he had just been arguing with

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  • “Clint, please stop perching on the chairs and sit on them like a human being and not a bird. Just because you have the word “hawk” in your name doesn’t mean you get to act like one”

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  • The only person who can successfully give you the puppy dog eyes is Bucky
  • Having a soft spot for Bruce and also Bucky, protecting them with all your heart

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  • Sam is like the favorite child that you refuse to admit is your favorite, but he’s knows

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  • Making everyone feel better when the flu goes around with warm blankets from the dryer, soup, Gatorade, popsicles, tea, fluffed up pillows, and their favorite movies
  • Watching out for everyone in the battlefield
  • Making sure everyone has Advil and Gravol when they’re drunk, no matter how wasted you are
  • “Wanda, please stop pushing things through the floor, it’s getting expensive”
  • Wanda has accidentally called you Mom/Dad before

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  • Everyone being extremely picky with who you date because, to them, no one is good enough for you
  • “Peter Parker, where is your jacket? Do you realize how cold it is out there? Do you want to catch a cold?”

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  • Everyone’s heart breaking when you’re sad, since you’re seen as the strong one
  • Embarrassing them each chance you get
  • Being the only one besides Natasha to know about Clint’s family
  • Being Natasha’s shoulder to cry on and favorite gossip buddy when she needs it most

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  • Giving everyone pep talks before missions
  • Giving everyone pep talks when they go on first dates, too
  • Trying to set up the single members of the team with attractive strangers
  • Singing along to 80s pop music in the most crowded aisles at grocery stores, mostly to embarrass whoever you are with (this works on Steve the best)
  • Loving them like family, and vise versa

Harley Quinn made by me 💋

(Please guys, if you wish to post this on your profiles please credit me after all this is mine)

Stop. Take a couple of moments right now to write down all of your positive qualities. All of them; each and every one. Once you do this, really take a look at what you have written. Is it accurate? Have you truly given yourself enough credit? Enough self respect? Do you deserve to give yourself and all of your many traits more of an acknowledgment?
—  Nicole Addison @thepowerwithin

Hi. I hate seeing anyone cry (especially Hobi because it’s heartbreaking), but I think it is important as fans that we remember these people we see as perfection are in fact just actual, regular humans like me and you (just with a lot more social cred and talent).
They aren’t always happy.
They aren’t always sexy.
They aren’t always thug.
And they don’t always wear their true emotions. In fact, most of them wear a facade.
We, as fans, need to remember that no person is perfect, no matter how close you can get, and that these idols are allowed to have human emotions like the rest of us. They are allowed to feel anger, pain, loss, depression and anxiety.
They are allowed to be vulnerable too.
And we HAVE TO LOVE THEM STILL.
Because if you don’t love them when they show you their true colors, you just love the facade, not the person behind it.

THEY ARE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS TOO AND DESERVE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH.

Dear idols,
Please show us your true emotions so that we may empathise with you and love you on a whole new level.
You don’t have to be strong and perfect all the time.

- Your Loving Fans.

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