Grell: still a reaper but loves to spend time in various malls in the human world. She loves the fact that she is a bit more accepted for being herself in this century and she always steals Williams credit card to do shopping for the latest crimson trends tbh…
Undertaker: works in a morgue at some hospital and takes great pleasure in joking around by switching out bodies for various funerals… This is his modern version of fun…
Sebastian: volunteers at a cat shelter and hides it from Ciel (you know, don’t picture Ciel as 150 something just because it’s been 2 whole centuries…) he is still himself, only with an upgrade from butler into 21st century disguise…
Alois: immensely confused by why he isn’t an Earl anymore but he still enjoys shopping trips with Grell…
Claude: has gone off and made a contract with some delicious soul with a pathetic wish he can fulfill in a day. He will never go hungry again and he enjoys it…
William: looking for his credit card which Grell and Alois stole and blends in by feeding pigeons in the park…
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I was so sleep deprived yesterday that I went to an art shop and almost emptied my credit card on art supplies and just realized that this morning???? wth now im prob gonna starve 4 the rest of the month great
What did Uncle Mark get Aunt Tanya for Valentine's Day?
A spa day (not for today, but for this weekend), 12 bottles of chocolate champagne, a gift card to Sephora, his credit card for a shopping spree (also for this weekend), a killer foot rub later tonight, and the best gift Aunt Tanya has ever received, an autographed picture of John Stamos.
Request: I don’t
know where to request the prompt since [noob alert!] basically i’m a noob 😂 but please
number 12! He cheats on you. Thank you so much. And i Love your works so much
Notes: the gif doesn’t fit at all but I just couldn’t find any good one.
“Do you think he will like it?”
You asked Wanda as you bite your lip.
You two had decided to spend Saturday
morning shopping since everyone else in the facility was hangover or too lazy
to do anything. So you just headed to the biggest mall in Atlanta and started
shopping using Tony’s credit card. Of course, he was unaware of this fact.
“Of course he will. He will
drool all over the place the second he sees you wearing that”, she winked.
Wanda had insisted on walking
into Victoria Secret’s store and there you were, checking out the sexiest
pieces of underwear you had ever seen. You couldn’t even imagine yourself wearing
one of those, not even for your boyfriend: Clint Barton. Would he really like
this thing? It wouldn’t really cover you, it couldn’t even be considered a
piece of clothing for fuck’s sake.
“I don’t know…” You mumbled
looking at the bra and its matching tongue. You weren’t even the tongue type,
you thought they were extremely uncomfortable.
“C’mon! Live a little, tease
him, play with him, he will love it”, she said.
“How do you even know it? Have
you been into his head?” You asked narrowing your eyes at her.
“Look, you know I don’t do
that without people’s permission. But…sometimes, some things sneak in”, she
told you with a wink. “So when I tell you that Clint will love that, you just
listen to me and take them.” You sighed and looked at the clothes again. “It’s
on Tony anyway”, she added making you laugh.
You ended up buying them, just
like Wanda bought some other sexy stuff. You wish you had her confident but you
were the shy one when it came to sex life. You didn’t have many boyfriends,
actually Clint was your second one, and you weren’t the type of girl who had
one night stands, so it could be said that your sex life had been short. Clint never
cared about it, he even said he liked the fact that not many got to touch your
body in the past.
“Ok, let’s go home. I’m
exhausted”, Wanda said when you came out of Primark.
“I agree” you nodded checking
your phone. No words from Clint since you left the complex.
You two went to the parking
lot where you had parked Tony’s Audi. Of course, he didn’t know that either. You
were the one driving since Wanda had been the one taking the car when you left
“Do you want to watch a movie
now?” She asked.
“I was thinking about showing
what we bought to Clint”, you said biting your lip as you blushed.
“That’s my girl! You have to
tell me everything afterwards. Well, not everything, please”, you laughed
shaking your head as you drove to the highway that would take you the complex.
Once you got there you found
Tony waiting for you at the parking lot. He started yelling at both of you for
taking his car without his permission. Luckily for you two, he hadn’t noticed
the detail of the missing credit card. Otherwise, you would be long dead by
“Where’s Clint?” You
interrupted Tony. It wasn’t the first time you took one of his cars without his
permission and it wouldn’t be the last so the lecture made no sense at all.
“Are you even listening to
what I’m saying?” Tony said crossing his arms. You raised an eyebrow trying not
to smile which made him huff. “Training with Natasha”, he replied.
Smiling widely you winked at
Wanda and hurried to the elevator. You just couldn’t wait any longer. You wanted
to know if he liked what you bought, if he thought you looked sexy and hot
wearing that underwear. You prayed Wanda was right and he liked them. When the
elevator’s doors opened at the gym you walked out and looked around for your
He was nowhere to be seen but
you heard some strange noises coming out of the showers Tony made built next to
the gym. You put the bags down and walked to the showers, the noises getting
louder and louder. They were groans and moans and gaps.
“Damn Nat”, you froze when you
recognised Clint’s voice.
This couldn’t be happening. He
wouldn’t do this to you. Probably it was just someone whose voice was too
similar to Clint’s. That was all, because Clint loved you, and he would never
cheat on you. Slowly and afraid, you walked into the showers and gasped as you
saw Nat pinned against the wall, with Clint pushing against her over and over
again. They weren’t even hiding. They were just…there.
“Clint?” Your voice came out
like a whisper, but it was loud enough for Nat to open her eyes and spot you.
“Clint!” She exclaimed.
The tone in her voice made the
man stopped and looked back, his eyes meeting yours and widening. Before he
could react you had already dropped your bags and turned around, running to the
stairs since you didn’t want to wait for the elevator to come back down.
You ran up four floors to your
room and locked the door before you took a bag from the closet. You could take
many things. You could take some lies, you could take some fights but not this.
This was too much. He had humiliated you. He had cheated on you with Natasha,
someone you thought it was your friend.
Without hesitation and with
tears running down your cheeks, you started throwing as much clothes as you
could inside of the bag. You knew not many clothes would fit in there but you
just would come back in a few days to pick everything up. There was no way you
were going to stay there with him after what you had just seen. Where would you
go? Maybe Fury could send you far away from there, on a long mission.
“Open the door!” Clint’s voice
echoed through the door.
His voice made you cry even
more but you didn’t stop nor unlocked the door. There was no coming back from
there. It hasn’t been just a kiss, which you may had been able to talk about,
it had been sex. You took your stuff from the bathroom, your laptop and your charger
and threw everything into the bag before zipping it.
When you unlocked the door you
took a deep breath before opening the door and finding him on the other side. His
hair was still wet but at least he was dressed. He looked at you up and down
before he saw the bag and realised what you had been doing.
“No…no, please, don’t leave”,
he said trying to come close to you but you didn’t listen.
Without giving him a second
look you walked to the stairs again and started hurried down to the parking
lot. You would need one of Tony’s cars but he would understand this time. You had
Clint was following you the
whole time, begging you stay, to listen to what he had to say. But with every
word that left his mouth your heart broke a bit more. When you got the parking,
Tony was there. He looked at you frowning but got up as soon as he saw your
face covered in tears and the bag in your hand. Seconds later, Clint walked in
“What’s going on?” He asked
walking to you.
“I’m leaving. I need a car”,
“What?” He asked confused.
“Don’t leave. Please.” Clint
said taking your arm but you just pulled away.
“Tony, please”, you begged
him, trying to ignore Clint.
“It was mistake, babe!” Clint
“Yes, Barton, it was a
mistake. A huge one. Now I’m leaving so you can go and fuck Natasha all over
again”, you snapped without even looking at him
Tony’s eyes widened when you
said that and he looked at Clint. He couldn’t believe it. Natasha and Clint had
always been good friends but he thought the love Clint felt for you was much
stronger than that.
“Tony…” you whispered.
“Take the Audi. I’ll call you
later”, he said.
You nodded and walked to the
closet where Tony had the keys of all his cars. You took the one you had left
there some minutes ago and walked to the black car. You unlocked it and threw
the bag to backseat before getting up. Tony was stopping Clint from coming
anywhere near the car while your now ex was trying to walk pass him. Taking a
deep breath you started the engine and drove out of the parking lot, trying to
figure out a way to keep on going with your life, a way to fix your now broken
heart and a way to forget about the man you had loved the most in your entire
Extroverted Sensing (Se): Teyla
is incredibly physically present in her environment, eager to push her body to
its limits through training, and quick to react or engage. She learns new
skills easily, and is often the first one in the group to notice anything unusual.
She spends her free time honing her battle skills. She shoves people out of the
way of impending perils, scales buildings, and sometimes refuses to let John
lead the way. The only times she doesn’t engage, or make things happen, is when
she’s hurt or so pregnant, she’s afraid a fall might kill herself and the
child. Teyla is very eager to encounter new civilizations and experience all
they have to offer, even if it’s as simple as shopping on earth with credit
Introverted Feeling (Fi): Even
though she believes in and supports “her people,” including some of their older
traditions, Teyla is open minded enough to accept other cultures without
wanting to change them. She is compassionate but believes she (and others) must
live according to their inner truths; she tells Ronan that she completely
understands his feelings, in his need for his revenge, but “the others may be
less open to it.” Once in awhile, she defends people in strong terms, but is
usually content to let them make their own decisions. She is unafraid to stand
with the team against her own people, when she believes they are in the right;
and to leave her former life behind, for a new one.
Extroverted Thinking (Te): In
one episode, Teyla sees her people in isolation and under suspicion; she doesn’t
like it, but argues that Weir has to protect her group, is naturally suspicious
of outsiders and newcomers, and has every right as a leader to do what she is
doing—a detached, logical observation based on trying to get something done.
Teyla does take charge when necessary; she helps Jennifer Keller survive in a
dangerous environment by going into “action and boss” mode. Since she trusts
Rodney’s logic, she can efficiently convey his orders and ideas to others,
without forgetting information.
Introverted Intuition (Ni): Because
she is part Wraith, Teyla has a lot of hunches and instincts, such as sensing
when Wraith are near, but that isn’t introverted intuition (that falls under
the “super powers” that sci-fi characters often get). Rather, her gut about
whether or not she can trust people, he belief that her people are free of
blame even when suspicion falls on them, and her intention to create a better
world and envision ahead a future for her child, are examples of Ni.
Note: It’s tempting to type her as an introvert, but she is reluctant to make swift ethical judgments in favor of more detached reasoning, which is much more common in auxiliary feelers.
“As a white mother of two black children, three white children, who all have a white father, I have something to say.
Racism exists. It is real and tangible. And it is everywhere, all the time.
When I brought my boys home they were the cutest, sweetest babies ever. Wherever we went, people greeted us with charm and enthusiasm. Well, not all people and not everywhere. But, to me, they were the “wacko” exceptions. I thought to myself, “Get over it.”
Now my boys look like teenagers. Black teenagers. They are 13. Let me ask you these questions. Do store personnel follow your children when they are picking out their Gatorade flavors? They didn’t follow my white kids. Do coffee shop employees interrogate your children about the credit card they are using to pay while you are in the bathroom? They didn’t interrogate my white kids. When your kids trick-or-treat in, dressed as a Ninja and a Clown, do they get asked who they are with and where they live, door after door? My white kids didn’t get asked. Do your kids get pulled out of the TSA line time and again for additional screening? My white kids didn’t. Do your kids get treated one way when they are standing alone but get treated a completely different way when you walk up? I mean a completely different way. My white kids didn’t. Do shoe sales people ask if your kids’ feet are clean before sizing them for shoes? No one asked me that with my white kids. Do complete strangers ask to touch your child’s hair? Or ask about their penis size? Or ask if they are “from druggies”? No one did this with my white kids.
Did you tell your kids not to fight back because they will seen as aggressive if they stand up for themselves? Have you had to honestly discuss with your husband whether you should take your children to the police station to introduce them to the officers so they would know your children are legitimate members of your community? Have you had to talk to your children about EXACTLY what to say and not to say to an officer? Have you had to tell your children that the objective of any encounter with police, or security in any form, is to stay alive? It never occurred to me to have these conversations with my white children. In fact, it never occurred to me for myself either.
There is no question that my boys have been cloaked in my protection when they were small. What I did not realize until now is that the cloak I was offering them was identification with my whiteness. As they grow independent, they step out from my cloak and lose that protection. The world sees “them” differently. It is sweet when they are adopted little black boys so graciously taken in by this nice white family. But when they are real people? Well, it is not the same. And they still look like little boys. What happens to them when they look like the strong, proud black men I am raising?
The reason why the phrase All Lives Matter is offensive to black people is because it isn’t true. Right now, in America, my black children are treated differently than my white children. So when you say All Lives Matter as a response to the phrase Black Lives Matter you are completely dismissing the near daily experience of racism for those with pigment in their skin, curl in their hair and broadness of their nose.
I am posting this so you can see the reality I have witnessed and experienced, because, frankly, I didn’t believe it was true until I saw it up close, directed at two souls I love, over and over again. So, please, use this post as a pair of glasses to see the racism that surrounds you. Then we can actually make progress toward all lives being valued and cherished.”
How to Use BTS Official Shop (Credit Card & Paypal)
Firstly, make sure you’re using a PC computer (preferably Internet Explorer) and that you have the payment plugin installed. It’ll prompt you to install the first time you check out, so just install it and that’s how your payment will be processed.
Credit Card Payment
1. After entering your address, click 결제하기/Check Out.
2. Select “신용카드” (the 2nd radio button), tick the checkbox to agree to the terms & conditions, and click 결제하기.
3. You’ll get a pop-up that asks you to re-confirm the payment terms and conditions, so tick that checkbox as well and then click “Next.”
4. All of the credit cards on the main menu are Korean, but if you choose the “Other Card” drop-down menu it gives options for Visa and Mastercard. Choose you card type.
5. Enter your credit card number and expiration date and click “Next” again.
6. You’ll get a “processing” popup from your credit card company, followed by a screen that asks you to confirm the details of your payment, tick another agreement box, and then click “Send Order.” After you click “Send Order,” you’re done!
1. After entering your address, click 결제하기/Check Out.
2. Select the Paypal payment button (the 3rd radio button this time), tick the checkbox to agree to the terms & conditions, and click 결제하기.
3. A pop-up from Paypal will come up, showing your payment details and asking you to log in. Enter your Paypal login information and log in.
4. Confirm your payment information. Don’t worry if your shipping address doesn’t match what you put in the website–the Official Shop prioritizes the address you enter at checkout on their website, not on Paypal. Click “Pay Now.”
5. Your payment is complete! Click “Continue” to be redirected to the BTS Official Shop website and see the details of your payment.
Imagine you work - and live - in Avengers Tower, for Tony Stark himself, as a consultant, sort of, on all kinds of projects - most of them technically oriented. Tony is a great friend and an incredible cheerleader for you and your career, which he’s certainly helping merely by employing you.
You are self-confident, poised and well-spoken about those areas in which you have expertise. Beyond that, you’re naturally friendly and gregarious with all of the Avengers, and spend most of your time trying to make them laugh as much as possible, usually with self-deprecating jokes, but occasionally poking gentle fun at everyone - but always very light-heartedly and never nastily.
Everyone seems to like you - and they have nothing but respect for your professionalism and work ethic - and you like them, too - a lot.
In fact, you like one of them in particular, although you’ve been very careful, and you don’t think that anyone suspects the depths of your feelings for him.
Since you work in the Towers and report directly to Tony, you don’t have to see anyone but him and the team - heck, you barely ever even need to leave the building - so you don’t bother to dress up - at all. Your usual always neat, always clean, uniform is jeans, a t-shirt (sometimes with a funny meme or slogan on it, taking a stance about something about which you feel strongly), a hoodie if it’s cool, and sneakers. No jewelry, no makeup, no perfume. It never varies - and indeed hasn’t much in your life - because you avoid parties and social obligations like the plague, only attending the ones that don’t require you to dress. Everyone knows that the only outfit you own that differs from the type you wear every day is your “funereal outfit” - black dress pants, a non-descript blouse and black flats.
Requested by skatemaloley sorry for the wait hope you like it :)
You sighed as your boyfriend; Sammy dragged you into another store;he’s been dragging you around all day from store to store trying things on like
a rich white girl on a shopping spree with daddy’s credit card.
“Sam you’ve bought enough can’t you be done now?” You whined at
him “No and if you stop whining daddy will buy you something” “Oh my god you’re
so stupid” you said laughing even though you wanted to be mad at him.
“You love me” he kissed you “Eh not at the moment” “Come on
you can pick out my next outfit even if I don’t like it I’ll still buy it” you
pretended to think about it “Promise this is the last one?” “Promise babe”
“Okay come on”
A few minutes later you were waiting for Sammy to try on the
outfit you picked out for him. You were standing alone looking through your phone
when you heard footsteps approaching so you looked up and saw one of the employees
that helped you before.
“Hey beautiful” you were confused because you knew this guy
knew that you and Sam were together because it was mentioned before.
“Um Hey…” you said trying not to sound rude or anything
“Where’s lover boy?” “My boyfriend is in the dressing room do you need
something?” “Just your phone number” was this guy serious? “Um excuse me?”
“Come on; we could have so much fun together” he smiled at
you and you sighed “I don’t even know you” “But you could, what your man don’t
know won’t hurt him” you laughed because this guy was clearly insane, why would
you ever cheat on Sam?
“Hey y/n what do…what’s going on here?” Sam had come out of
the dressing room and looked at you and this weirdo employee.
“Nothing” you said but at the same time this moron said
“You’re girlfriend here was trying to get my number”
Did he really just say that?!
“I was not! He was flirting with me!” You defended yourself,
hoping you wouldn’t have to try and convince Sam that you were innocent “Listen
dude, I don’t know what happened and I don’t care just fuck off” Sam told him
The douche bag laughed “Not my fault your girls a hoe”
Okay rude much?
You saw Sam go to step toward the guy but you stopped him
“Please don't” “You should really listen to your girl” the guy said smiling at
Sammy “You should really shut the fuck up and stop disrespecting girls like
that you dick”
You noticed people were staring and you really just wanted to
get the hell out of there.
“Sam it’s not a big deal, let’s just go” “Stay out of this
y/n” he walked around you and over to the guy “Chill man it’s not me you should
be pissed at” the guy pushed Sam away from him and that of course set Sam off.
“Who the fuck, do you think you are?!” Sam yelled at him and
before you knew it Sam punched the guy in the face and he fell to the ground.
“Oh my god will you stop!” You told Sam “No! He was being a
dick to you how do I just let that go?” He was constantly getting into fights
with guys because he got jealous so easily, he needs to chill out.
“You walk away Sam because it’s not worth the jail time” you
told your boyfriend and surprisingly he actually listened.
You didn’t get why he always got so jealous all the time, you
were nothing special at least you didn’t think so.
No one was trying to
“We need to talk about what happened back there” you told him
since you knew he wouldn’t be the first to bring it up.
“Why?” he asked and you could just tell he wanted to just
brush it off “Seriously?You know exactly why” “If I knew y/n would I be asking?”
you groaned “You were acting like a jealous moron” “I was not” you laughed
“Okay babe keep telling yourself that” after that you dropped the subject but
you were planning to bring it up again later.
Later that night while Sam was watching TV you made yourself
comfortable in his lap.
“What do you want y/n?” He said looking up at you “You’re
just a ray of sunshine aren’t you” “I’m sorry” “Will you tell me why you get so
crazy when boys talk to me?” “Because you’re my girlfriend” “You need to chill
out though I’m with you, not looking for anyone else” “You say that now”
You were confused by that comment, why would he say that?
“What does that mean?” He shook his head and looked passed
you “Nothing I just don’t understand why we have to talk about this” “Because
you overreacted Sammy you didn’t have hit that guy” After you said that Sam
looked at you again
“So you’re mad at me for sticking up for you?” You groaned
“No Sam I love that you did that but you could have done it differently if you
keep getting into fights like that you’re gunna end up in jail and then you
would be someone’s boyfriend” you couldn’t even say that without laughing
“Ew why would you even say that” you kept laughing “I think
you would be a good bottom” “I hate you so much” “Imagine if you went to jail and
there was a Christian Grey look alike and he asked you to be his Ana” “No I
didn’t imagine that’s just…Ew no stop” you kept laughing “You’re so cute”
You got off him and sat next to him instead and you were
still laughing at what you had said about 50 Shades of Grey which you had
dragged him to see.
“Y/n that’s not funny that’s nasty” “I’ll stop laughing if
you tell me why you get so jealous all the time” he groaned “Fine since you
won’t drop it I’ll tell you” “Thank you”
It’s about time it wasn’t such a big thing to ask for he’s so
“How do I know you won’t actually like whoever comes up to
you? I don’t want anyone stealing you” you looked at him like he was crazy “I’m
not interested in anyone else but you Sam you know that” “I know but I can’t
stand when guys even stand next to you” “I love you, no one else” You reassured
He moved so he was lying with his head in your lap “I know
I’m sorry I get so crazy” you laughed “It’s okay, just promise me no more
fighting” “I pinky promise” he said holding up his pinky you laughed and
wrapped yours around his.
APH headcanon where Sealand discovers online shopping and steals Sweden’s credit card and one day finds purchases of a manual called “how to become a country” and “How to be noticed 101” along with a bunch of candy purchases.
Omg this is pure perfection!! The poor delivery man though: Just imagine Sweden glaring at him like ‘WTF is this shit?’