honestly…some of you guys gotta chill with attacking “bandwagon fans.” like, i get being pissed if they attack you first on something they don’t know about, but that’s not what i’m talking about here. who gives a shit if a new fan decides to root for whoever won the cup last, or whoever has the cutest rookies, or whatever their criteria are? they’re literally just trying to become fans of the sport you love and say you want more mainstream attention for. if that means watching their first-ever game and reblogging eight gifsets of the same player, how does it affect you??? it literally does not matter…just let people enjoy things casually ffs

how the FUCK is jakob chychrun so young. how was he born in 1998. he looks like your best friend’s hot older brother who you always had a crush on in middle school because he was cool and went to college and was always nice to you even though you looked really awkward and now he’s 27 and a recent newlywed and still could lowkey get it. how is he 18

morgan rielly looks like the hardworking young farmhand (who secretly has the sensitive soul of a dreamer) that helps your father out with the planting in the spring of 1910 and always acts shy around you for the first few months you know him but finally kisses you behind the barn before he respectfully asks for your hand in marriage

hi my name is sidney p'atrick crosby and i have short black hair that gets curly when it’s long and it used to be bleached orange and big brown eyes like a cow and a lot of people tell me i’m like the great one (AN: if u don’t know who that is get da hell out of here!) i’m not actually related to mario lemieux but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hockey player. i’m a hockey player but my teeth are straight and white. i’m shaped like a fridge. i’m also a captain, and i play for a team called the penguins in pittsburgh. i’m 29 and in my 11th season. i’m a forward (in case you couldn’t tell) and i have to get all my jeans tailored back home. i was walking outside ppg paints arena. geno was there, which i was very happy about. a lot of flyers stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.